MUScoop

Buzz meme's going head to head...so basically Buzz fighting with himself...no one should be surprised if this happened in real life as well.  Anyway, both combatants skated through the previous round defeating Crean meme's in the process.  This match-up is far too close to predict, so I'm not going to, but we'll see if there is a surge of voting from the Paint Touches website as a form of advertisement.

Don't mess with happy
A quote attributed to former MU HC Buzz Williams.  Used to explain why he wouldn't leave MU, because he and his family were happy and you don't mess with that.  Used as a reason for why Williams would not willingly leave MU, it later became an ironic meme after Williams left for a lesser program and lesser money.

Paint Touches
On Scoop these days this meme needs little explanation.  Former HC Buzz Williams established that he wanted offensive and defensive paint touches before a bucket attempt or defensive deployment.  This even spawned the name of a  student journalist website/blog.

Paint Touches (the stat) are bullshit!

This is way closer than I thought it'd be.