Was there ever a list of MUScoop demands that was shown to the potential coaches during our coaching search? Maybe that's why Shaka backed out last second, and Howland never got a serious look? Was Wojo the only one man enough to take it on? Or was it not shown to him? If not, is it too late now? If he does not agree, can we can him and go for Ollie, Doc, Dixon, or Calhoun?
So far I've got:
- Must immediately, before thinking about his family, living situation, coming to Milwaukee, or anyone else, decide that Ahmed Hill is the absolute priority and fly out to GA to visit him and make sure he is coming along to Milwaukee for his introductory press conference.
- Must land Stone.
- Must make Ellenson a priority.
- Must pass up on Noskowiak, he's overrated.
- Must let go of Pierce and Shayok, they're not worth anything.
- Must play freshman.
- Must let go of Juan and Derrick.
- Must keep JJJ and STJ.
What other demands do we need to hand over to Wojo, Scoopers?
-Must not visit this board, because he would be very disappointed if he did.
- Must get Mayo to stand still during interviews because, according to this board, that was so embarrassing for the University that it will cause our US News ranking to tank.
Don't agree with the Nick Nos demand but must grill a good brat, fry his own cheese curds, and be able to drink a 40oz of beer for every breakfast. Also he must be willing to get blue dye directly inserted into his blood so that he doesn't bleed red just as an added commitment against the badgers.
-Stop Wainwright from moving on to another job.
You forgot:
- Must bring over Duke recruits and/or transfers...
- Must bring over awesome assistants while retaining some old staff for continuity and diversity of viewpoints
- Must indicate assistants now for Scoop board but not name them so they can recruit during quiet period
- Must come up with new intro music
- Must come up with new floor design
- Must retain Buzz's Bunch
- Must retain BBQ
Quote from: PunchingPiper on April 07, 2014, 04:28:48 PM
Don't agree with the Nick Nos demand but must grill a good brat, fry his own cheese curds, and be able to drink a 40oz of beer for every breakfast. Also he must be willing to get blue dye directly inserted into his blood so that he doesn't bleed red just as an added commitment against the badgers.
Technically your blood is greenish blue until it's exposed to higher concentrations of oxygen outside the body. Hence, the greenish/blue color of veins on your body.
Quote from: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on April 07, 2014, 04:30:42 PM
Technically your blood is greenish blue until it's exposed to higher concentrations of oxygen outside the body. Hence, the greenish/blue color of veins on your body.
When asked questions about predecessor, always refer to him as "Bert."
Quote from: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on April 07, 2014, 04:30:42 PM
Technically your blood is greenish blue until it's exposed to higher concentrations of oxygen outside the body. Hence, the greenish/blue color of veins on your body.
isn't the originated blood red? but in any case then he must never bleed so that he never actually bleeds red.
Also, sticking Derrick Wilson on the end of the bench should be added to this list due to Ners alone.
Quote from: sv48 on April 07, 2014, 04:25:34 PM
-Must not visit this board, because he would be very disappointed if he did.
What the hell's this bullsh1t? The new coach is expected to frequent this board. Regularly. And often. And as we get into the season I would expect this to be an essential part of his game planning. How else can he expect to find success but through the collective genius that is Scoop?
You left off the most obvious one...
- Change the nickname back to WARRIORS
- get Jabari Parker to transfer from Duke
- have him bring Jahlil Okafor and Tyus Jones with him
Quote from: PunchingPiper on April 07, 2014, 04:28:48 PM
Don't agree with the Nick Nos demand but must grill a good brat, fry his own cheese curds, and be able to drink a 40oz of beer for every breakfast. Also he must be willing to get blue dye directly inserted into his blood so that he doesn't bleed red just as an added commitment against the badgers.
Probably should replace brat with Polish sausage.
Quote from: Pakuni on April 07, 2014, 05:13:03 PM
- get Jabari Parker to transfer from Duke
- have him bring Jahlil Okafor and Tyus Jones with him
and bring Coach K over to be the AD
- Base all of your minute allocation and starting rotation on the player's one good game.
- Play all 13 scholarship players for no less than 20 minute stretches so we can ensure they got a good run and can be accurately evaluated by Scoopers
- Every practice should be nothing but free throw shooting
- Play every player max minutes unless we determine they suck. Then they should sit at the end of the bench, be booed if they move, and have rotten vegetables thrown at them while wearing badger uniforms.
- Choose your assistants from those people with in depth basketball knowledge. Minimum two years of rec league and at least one year babysitting kids at summer camp.
- Be able to do all press conferences in Haiku
Get a new stadium built for MU/Bucks.
Must be Catholic!
Design new retro but space age unis.
Quote from: BallBoy on April 07, 2014, 05:36:01 PM
- Be able to do all press conferences in Haiku
For the P R job
A man who can enlighten
The one choice is Keefe
Must hire coach K for top assistant.
Quote from: wadesworld on April 07, 2014, 04:23:24 PM
Was there ever a list of MUScoop demands that was shown to the potential coaches during our coaching search? Maybe that's why Shaka backed out last second, and Howland never got a serious look? Was Wojo the only one man enough to take it on? Or was it not shown to him? If not, is it too late now? If he does not agree, can we can him and go for Ollie, Doc, Dixon, or Calhoun?
So far I've got:
- Must immediately, before thinking about his family, living situation, coming to Milwaukee, or anyone else, decide that Ahmed Hill is the absolute priority and fly out to GA to visit him and make sure he is coming along to Milwaukee for his introductory press conference.
- Must land Stone.
- Must make Ellenson a priority.
- Must pass up on Noskowiak, he's overrated.
- Must let go of Pierce and Shayok, they're not worth anything.
- Must play freshman.
- Must let go of Juan and Derrick.
- Must keep JJJ and STJ.
What other demands do we need to hand over to Wojo, Scoopers?
Your post is wrong on all accounts:
Hill: Wojo applied for the job. In todays world, hitting the floor running is important. Nobody said he should not think of his family, but you. He should be thinking about his living situation, but can still make time to talk to recruits. Again, that is part of the hire expectations. That is what he gets paid a boatload of money for. We are in the second week of his hire. Hill should be his #1 priority after shoring up the current players. Wrong in this analysis.
Stone: He was and is a must land. Nothing new here.
Ellenson: Should be a priority, but have not seen "demand" that he be landed.
Noskowiak: Have only seen one or two posters say that he should be passed on. Hardly a "demand".
Pierce and Shayok: Ditto on above for Noskowiak.
Juan and Derrick: Nobody made a demand that they be let go. People have said they should only play backups. Hardly a "demand"
JJJ and Taylor: They are important to the team's future. That is common sense--not a demand. Should we all expect that Wojo come in and fire the whole team? That is what you are implying with that "alleged demand"
Would you feel better if we "demand" that Wojo come in, pour a coffee and kick back with his feet on the desk for a few weeks and think about his fat paycheck? That would be a great welcome to the real world.
Respect the process foley
Hire Kate Upton as an assistant coach. The Blue Bloods will be red faced when we get all the 5 stars!
- convince Sandy Cohen to stay with MU (http://www.armap.org/images/checkMarkSmall.gif)
Im with you on EVERYTHING you said. Well done.
You're Right LAST WARRIOR------It's WARRIORS WARRIORS WARRIORS WARRIORS
Quote from: willie warrior on April 07, 2014, 06:27:54 PM
Your post is wrong on all accounts:
Hill: Wojo applied for the job. In todays world, hitting the floor running is important. Nobody said he should not think of his family, but you. He should be thinking about his living situation, but can still make time to talk to recruits. Again, that is part of the hire expectations. That is what he gets paid a boatload of money for. We are in the second week of his hire. Hill should be his #1 priority after shoring up the current players. Wrong in this analysis.
Stone: He was and is a must land. Nothing new here.
Ellenson: Should be a priority, but have not seen "demand" that he be landed.
Noskowiak: Have only seen one or two posters say that he should be passed on. Hardly a "demand".
Pierce and Shayok: Ditto on above for Noskowiak.
Juan and Derrick: Nobody made a demand that they be let go. People have said they should only play backups. Hardly a "demand"
JJJ and Taylor: They are important to the team's future. That is common sense--not a demand. Should we all expect that Wojo come in and fire the whole team? That is what you are implying with that "alleged demand"
Would you feel better if we "demand" that Wojo come in, pour a coffee and kick back with his feet on the desk for a few weeks and think about his fat paycheck? That would be a great welcome to the real world.
Thanks for setting me straight Wojo. Glad we have you running the show telling us all what will be demanded and how a program should be handled.
Quote from: SaintPaulWarrior on April 07, 2014, 04:29:03 PM
-Stop Wainwright from moving on to another job.
Wainwright isn't going anywhere. The reason MU got Wojo to come is during the interview Wainwright stole his soul, so he had to come.
He also has to improve student attendance and come up with better cheers
Quote from: LastWarrior on April 07, 2014, 04:58:02 PM
You left off the most obvious one...
- Change the nickname back to WARRIORS
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Quote from: wadesworld on April 07, 2014, 08:01:05 PM
Thanks for setting me straight Wojo. Glad we have you running the show telling us all what will be demanded and how a program should be handled.
You are the guy making the claims of demands. Not everybody views those as demands--and some are not.
Quote from: bilsu on April 07, 2014, 06:10:16 PM
Must hire coach K for top assistant.
No way, keefe must remain at MUScoop!
Quote from: wadesworld on April 07, 2014, 08:01:05 PM
Thanks for setting me straight Wojo. Glad we have you running the show telling us all what will be demanded and how a program should be handled.
I don't recall anyone demanding anything...giving their opinions on what they feel are important, but no demands. I guess you are the resident authority on how this board and peoples opinions should be though. Should we start screening our posts through you and you can determine if our opinions are valid?? ::)
Quote from: Wojo'sMojo on April 07, 2014, 08:21:30 PM
I don't recall anyone demanding anything...giving their opinions on what they feel are important, but no demands. I guess you are the resident authority on how this board and peoples opinions should be though. Should we start screening our posts through you and you can determine if our opinions are valid?? ::)
IIRC, wadesworld is actually sixth on the list.
Quote from: wadesworld on April 07, 2014, 08:01:05 PM
Thanks for setting me straight Wojo. Glad we have you running the show telling us all what will be demanded and how a program should be handled.
little willie has this sh!t on lockdown...don't question his demands.
This thread is hilarious on so many levels.
I have two (2) demands:
1. Return the name "Warriors" (although, through my benevolence I will accept "Hilltoppers," maybe).
2. Get verbals from Frozena's children, even if they have not been born.
You have been told.
Actually a commitment from baby McIlvaine will suffice...
Quote from: warriorfred on April 07, 2014, 09:17:10 PM
I have two (2) demands:
1. Return the name "Warriors" (although, through my benevolence I will accept "Hilltoppers," maybe).
2. Get verbals from Frozena's children, even if they have not been born.
You have been told.
Fetus McIlvaine
Fine. A verbal from the McIlvaine progeny is also required.
Quote from: Wojo'sMojo on April 07, 2014, 08:21:30 PM
I don't recall anyone demanding anything...giving their opinions on what they feel are important, but no demands. I guess you are the resident authority on how this board and peoples opinions should be though. Should we start screening our posts through you and you can determine if our opinions are valid?? ::)
With some of the ridiculous stuff people post on here, maybe we should.
Must recruit more traditionals who score genius level on the basketball IQ test .
Must recruit "basketball players", not athletes (no D Wades, please).
Must consult Scoop on use of timeouts, out of bounds plays and player minutes/rotations.
Must refer to at least one transfer or event as "Hiroshima" in a press conference
- Send weekly email updates to willie about the state of the bigs
- Learn inbounds plays determined by scoop
- openly chastise both the student section and donors for being equally lame.
- ensure proper slapping of hands technique amongst teammates
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Demand a quality product on the court (as defined by who we, at MUScoop, determine should be our starting point guard) because we pay money to watch the games.
Quote from: wadesworld on April 08, 2014, 03:29:44 PM
Demand a quality product on the court (as defined by who we, at MUScoop, determine should be our starting point guard) because we pay money to watch the games.
+100
--Inform willie of not only all decisions, but provide a detailed explanation behind the reasons for those decisions
-- never advise an injured player about the possibilities of red-shirting
-- retroactively recruit any player starting for the NCAA champions
Quote from: warriorfred on April 07, 2014, 09:46:27 PM
Fine. A verbal from the McIlvaine progeny is also required.
Mac's dad lives 5 houses down the road from me. Maybe I can get something in writing from him.
Quote from: muwarrior69 on April 07, 2014, 06:38:27 PM
Hire Kate Upton as an assistant coach. The Blue Bloods will be red faced when we get all the 5 stars!
Why was this in teal?????