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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: keefe on March 30, 2014, 01:24:56 PM

Title: Another Mystery
Post by: keefe on March 30, 2014, 01:24:56 PM
needless agony
nothing left open to chance
artful transmission

brooding always trails
any insiders report
verily expected

a loves laboring
volunteers only in name
no stone left unturned

negatives explain
a sly cats moves to and fro
predictable end

an eye for an eye
another post season fix
yearns monticello

look closely again
made much easier this time
perplexing trio










Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 30, 2014, 01:33:15 PM
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I'm gonna bust you up.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: cven7 on March 30, 2014, 01:35:16 PM
martin, dixon, & bennett - but who will end the agony?

Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Eldon on March 30, 2014, 01:36:14 PM
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Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: ATWizJr on March 30, 2014, 01:37:06 PM
Monticello, you say? Hmmm….
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: dinger on March 30, 2014, 01:40:05 PM
Top left corner going diagonally down... No tony
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: tweakers_suck on March 30, 2014, 01:42:07 PM
n e e d l e s s a g o n y
n o t h i n g l e f t o p e n t o c h a n c e
a r t f u l t r a n s m i s s i o n
b r o o d i n g a l w a y s t r a i l s
a n y i n s i d e r s r e p o r t
v e r i l y e x p e c t e d
a l o v e s l a b o r i n g
v o l u n t e e r s o n l y i n n a m e
n o s t o n e l e f t u n t u r n e d
n e g a t i v e s e x p l a i n
a s l y c a t s m o v e s t o a n d f r o
p r e d i c t a b l e e n d
a n e y e f o r a n e y e
a n o t h e r p o s t s e a s o n f i x
y e a r n s m o n t i c e l l o
l o o k c l o s e l y a g a i n
m a d e m u c h e a s i e r t h i s t i m e
p e r p l e x i n g t r i o
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: cheebs09 on March 30, 2014, 01:43:27 PM
My goodness. If I wrote one of these, with these intricacies, my information would be a year old.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: QuetteHoops on March 30, 2014, 01:43:57 PM
No Tony. No Martin.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: chapman on March 30, 2014, 01:52:45 PM
No Tony.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3wzE6-H7sX0/T6lcHSimoxI/AAAAAAAABHc/oG1CJ0zkxhI/s320/crying-cat.gif)

Quote
No Martin.

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Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: willie warrior on March 30, 2014, 01:58:34 PM
Perplexing trio=the three stooges=Larry, Curly or Moe.

There, we will be hiring one of the three stooges.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Aughnanure on March 30, 2014, 02:00:36 PM
Perplexing trio=the three stooges=Larry, Curly or Moe.

There, we will be hiring one of the three stooges.

God willie. Go outside. Have a cigarette. Take a walk. Whatever, just relax. You're negative about every shred of info you hear.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: GoldenWarrior11 on March 30, 2014, 02:02:41 PM
n o t c

No Tom Crean either?  Color me shocked!
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Ardmore Mug on March 30, 2014, 02:02:58 PM
Just IGNORE him.. You wont have to view his inane drivel then.. Unless of course, someone boxes and quotes his BS... :P
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: tweakers_suck on March 30, 2014, 02:04:22 PM
perplexing trio = three clues in haiku?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: willie warrior on March 30, 2014, 02:05:32 PM
God willie. Go outside. Have a cigarette. Take a walk. Whatever, just relax. You're negative about every shred of info you hear.
Trying to add a little humor to this big joke is offensive to you? I don't smoke. Why don't you have one?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Boone on March 30, 2014, 02:07:46 PM
You may not, but apparently your mother smoked heavily during pregnancy!
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: GB Warrior on March 30, 2014, 02:08:51 PM
Perplexing trio=the three stooges=Larry, Curly or Moe.

There, we will be hiring one of the three stooges.

Well, Curly just left for VT, so that doesn't leave us with many options.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: keefe on March 30, 2014, 02:10:39 PM
No Tony. No Martin.

meatloaf once opined
that two out of three aint bad
strive for perfection
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: GooooMarquette on March 30, 2014, 02:11:55 PM
No Tony. No Martin.

Wasn't expecting Tony, but the no Martin, if true, makes my day!
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Logi4three on March 30, 2014, 02:16:29 PM
Perhaps,

"negatives explain": no tony, no martin = yes dixon;
Sly cat (or panther) unhappy at Pitt and ready to move (hence the post to the Dixon won't be fired article).

Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: dinger on March 30, 2014, 02:20:30 PM
There's a no dexon if you right justify it  ?-(
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: muguru on March 30, 2014, 02:27:30 PM
Hopefully sly cat does NOT=Weber(currently a K State wildcat) moves to and fro= has gone from Illinois to Kstate. God, please no.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Logi4three on March 30, 2014, 02:31:41 PM
There's a no dexon if you right justify it  ?-(

No clue.  The follow-up strive for perfection could mean its a no Dixon as well, hence the perplexing trio comment. 
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Galway Eagle on March 30, 2014, 02:40:30 PM
Just IGNORE him.. You wont have to view his inane drivel then.. Unless of course, someone boxes and quotes his BS... :P

What?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: chapman on March 30, 2014, 02:41:14 PM
There's a no dexon if you right justify it  ?-(

:(

Though "an eye for an eye" would be in favor of Dixon (taking from the ACC)
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Eldon on March 30, 2014, 02:46:07 PM
What?

If you ignore someone, you can't see their comment.  However, if someone quotes that person you can see the comment of the ignored person
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Ardmore Mug on March 30, 2014, 02:51:02 PM
"Though "an eye for an eye" would be in favor of Dixon (taking from the ACC)"  or
Though "an eye for an eye" would be in favor of Martin from the Tenn...for taking KO...... ;)
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: National Champs on March 30, 2014, 03:00:55 PM
After searching for the last name of every current D1 College head coach
Martin came up. Also:
UC Davis Aggies   Big West Conference   Jim Les   2011–12
Longwood Lancers   Big South Conference   Jayson Gee   2013–14

Don't think the last two could be our guy.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: NotBuzzWilliams on March 30, 2014, 03:05:45 PM
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Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Class71 on March 30, 2014, 03:16:03 PM
Perplexing trio=the three stooges=Larry, Curly or Moe.

There, we will be hiring one of the three stooges.

Don't forget there were four stooges, Shep! Shep died early but should fit right in the game plan.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: cj111 on March 30, 2014, 03:21:16 PM
No clue.  The follow-up strive for perfection could mean its a no Dixon as well, hence the perplexing trio comment. 
If you substitute an "i" for an eye, it also says no Dixon down the right edge.  But I suck at acrostics.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: muhoops1 on March 30, 2014, 03:32:22 PM
No Martin, No Tony, No Jamie, No Ben...MU goes Player/Coach a la Jackie Moon of the Flint Tropics.  I vote Todd Mayo.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: ATWizJr on March 30, 2014, 03:33:16 PM
After searching for the last name of every current D1 College head coach
Martin came up. Also:
UC Davis Aggies   Big West Conference   Jim Les   2011–12
Longwood Lancers   Big South Conference   Jayson Gee   2013–14

Don't think the last two could be our guy.

Someone's having fun with us.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: National Champs on March 30, 2014, 03:47:02 PM
If you substitute an "i" for an eye, it also says no Dixon down the right edge.  But I suck at acrostics.

That probably isn't an accident. With all the candidates "sources" have leaked, Keefe would need to write an 8th Harry Potter book to cover them all.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on March 30, 2014, 03:50:39 PM
Well I sure hope there is still a Ben then....
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2014, 04:06:03 PM
"Strive for perfection" - just like Gregg Marshall did.

"a loves laboring volunteers only in name" - the guy who worked with Kevin Love put his name out there for Marquette but had no real interest.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: onepost on March 30, 2014, 04:11:33 PM
Alright, my brain is too fried to deal with these complex haikus.
What the hell is keefe insinuating here?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: tweakers_suck on March 30, 2014, 04:17:44 PM
I read it as MU is doing their due diligence. Shooting for the moon, but haven't found a match yet.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2014, 04:22:28 PM
The part I can't figure out:

an eye for an eye
another post season fix
yearns monticello

I know it sets up the N-O-D-E-X-O-N, but Monticello is the name of Thomas Jefferson's planation in Virginia. So that brings us back to the two available coaches in Virginia - Bennett and Shaka.

So confused.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on March 30, 2014, 04:26:25 PM
I took that as TB wants another run with his team.  UVA was founded by Jefferson and is right by Monticello.

The part I can't figure out:

an eye for an eye
another post season fix
yearns monticello

I know it sets up the N-O-D-E-X-O-N, but Monticello is the name of Thomas Jefferson's planation in Virginia. So that brings us back to the two available coaches in Virginia - Bennett and Shaka.

So confused.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2014, 04:34:04 PM
Yep, that makes perfect sense. Nobody actually wants to coach here.

We should just end this charade and hire Brian Wardle.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: willie warrior on March 30, 2014, 04:40:26 PM
An eye for an eye refers to O'Neil leaving for Tn., and now MU getting Martin
Yearning for another post season fix by Monticello means Va. wants to keep Bennett so he ain't in the mix.

Viola: It is Cuonzo Martin.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2014, 04:45:19 PM
There's a "No Martin" in there though.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: MU Beaver on March 30, 2014, 04:46:29 PM
Top left corner going diagonally down... No tony

Why would any of you idiots on this board think Tony is interested in Marquette?? He has never been in play. Never
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: DienerTime34 on March 30, 2014, 04:54:02 PM
Why would any of you idiots on this board think Tony is interested in Marquette?? He has never been in play. Never

Because we saw it in a haiku here a couple days ago. Duh.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 30, 2014, 05:02:26 PM
Why would any of you idiots on this board think Tony is interested in Marquette?? He has never been in play. Never

Great first post!
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: WarhawkWarrior on March 30, 2014, 05:03:49 PM
Our process may require Jim Boylan to come back as interim cooach.
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Tums Festival on March 30, 2014, 05:05:49 PM
nm
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: bean on March 30, 2014, 05:06:09 PM
Yep, that makes perfect sense. Nobody actually wants to coach here.

We should just end this charade and hire Brian Wardle.

+1
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: thekahoona on March 30, 2014, 05:33:48 PM
Yep, that makes perfect sense. Nobody actually wants to coach here.

We should just end this charade and hire Brian Wardle.

The Choose to Lose system is foolproof. Whereby one lowers expectations to such a point that anything is an improvement.

 ::)
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: ATWizJr on March 30, 2014, 05:34:05 PM
An eye for an eye refers to O'Neil leaving for Tn., and now MU getting Martin
Yearning for another post season fix by Monticello means Va. wants to keep Bennett so he ain't in the mix.

Viola: It is Cuonzo Martin.
Viola?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on March 30, 2014, 05:39:37 PM
Because we saw it in a haiku here a couple days ago. Duh.

2xLOL!
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: bean on March 30, 2014, 05:40:21 PM
Why would any of you idiots on this board think Tony is interested in Marquette?? He has never been in play. Never

Sources?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: forgetful on March 30, 2014, 05:44:09 PM
Eye for an Eye…monticello?

We are hiring Seth Greenberg…VT takes one of ours so we take one back from Virginia?
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: MMPT947 on March 30, 2014, 05:48:56 PM
Sources?
Considering the only source for him potentially leaving is a haiku on this message board, I don't think it'd take much of a 'source' to say that he ain't coming
Title: Re: Another Mystery
Post by: bean on March 30, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
Considering the only source for him potentially leaving is a haiku on this message board, I don't think it'd take much of a 'source' to say that he ain't coming

You must go back and read ALL the haiku posted on this board young grasshopper. Then you will understand the hidden message.