Between haikus, word searches, and "respect the process," I really think this is how we should pick our next coach.
Ben Howland: "He won bland"
Shaka Smart: "Karma's shat"
Cuonzo Martin: "Matzo unicorn"
Jamie Dixon: "A mode I jinx"
Brian Wardle: "Bawl drainer"
Tom Crean: "Narc to me"
Brent Williams: "Blame twirls in"
Left out - Pick In Trio?
Or - Cube Brewer?
Good lord this board needs a coaching decision STAT.