What has he being doing the past couple of days, sitting around Buzz's office in his underware eating a brick of cheese? Maybe he has gone all Al Haig as the interim HC.... I'm in control.....These past few day have been fun haven't they?
Spreading rumors about the coaching vacancy.
The mental image of this is amazing, I wish I could paint cause it would become a masterpiece
Quote from: LegalEagle15 on March 27, 2014, 11:39:15 AM
Spreading rumors about the coaching vacancy.
I think we found out who BigDaddy is...
brought Crean's tanning machines out of storage and getting ready for his trip to Costa Rica.
Scouring the country for more booger eaters to be assistants.
He's got a media availability scheduled for about 2:45 CT.
Quote from: Ahoya06 on March 27, 2014, 11:45:06 AM
He's got a media availability scheduled for about 2:45 CT.
Dont know if this is true or not but if this is the case if the presser was just an update I doubt they would be talking to 'Ole Jerry at 2:45.
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On the phone with IWB:
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Quote from: chitownwarrior2011 on March 27, 2014, 11:46:12 AM
Dont know if this is true or not but if this is the case if the presser was just an update I doubt they would be talking to 'Ole Jerry at 2:45.
Sorry, should've gone teal there.
Working out the players? Staying in contact with recruits?
I wonder if he was the only one the administration trusted to stay on and have access to the Al, players, and direct signed recruit contact?
He's been traveling around in a black cloak and tapping people with a sickle.
Telling recruits to "grab some wood, bub"
Quote from: GOO on March 27, 2014, 11:49:25 AM
I wonder if he was the only one the administration trusted to stay on and have access to the Al, players, and direct signed recruit contact?
I can confirm this. Don't even need sources. I am the source.
Quote from: Muhoops85 on March 27, 2014, 11:53:22 AM
Telling recruits to "grab some wood, bub"
Breakfast Club?
I picture him picking up basketballs in a darkened Al, singing softly to himself. Taking a break to nibble at a bologna sandwich and mutter to himself every now and then, "Ol' Jerry, you sure done did it this time." Back in his office, he clicks on random cat videos and looks up his old players from DePaul while sipping on day old coffee. "Facebook? Well that doesn't make any sense. Moving on. Oh good, those idiots from firejerrywainwright.com haven't posted anything in a couple years."
No teal: I'm really glad he decided to stick around.