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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: keefe on March 26, 2014, 04:59:03 PM

Title: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: keefe on March 26, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
Goose and I have different sources but compare notes and everything has gone dark after the silliness of Monday. Here is what we know:

Marquette moved up the President Announcement for a reason - the coaching search.

At least one (if not both) of our primary targets requested a meeting (phonecon) with the incoming President.

We do not know how that meeting turned out.

Marquette has two primary candidates who are both Impact Hires.

Marquette is making a decision if one of the principals cannot.

Tomorrow will let us know what decision that principal has made.

At the end of the day nobody should really be disappointed as the program stewardship - Coach, Bill Cords, Dr Lovell - will be in very capable hands.

The future is bright and Marquette is Aiming High!
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: buckchuckler on March 26, 2014, 05:01:17 PM
WTF?  That's not a poem.  

Thanks for the update though.  We junkies appreciate it. 
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: mr.MUskie on March 26, 2014, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: buckchuckler on March 26, 2014, 05:01:17 PM
WTF?  That's not a poem.  

Thanks for the update though.  We junkies appreciate it. 


G a m a t w...  WTF?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: keefe on March 26, 2014, 05:04:12 PM
Quote from: My source on March 26, 2014, 05:02:40 PM

G a m a t w...  WTF?

Gregg

Ain 'a

Marshall

Anymore

To

Wichita
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: NickelDimer on March 26, 2014, 05:05:12 PM
So based on what you know we should know who our coach is by tomorrow?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:07:08 PM
I would say that means they have their man.  Will announce at 2. Would expect some press to get a hold of info earlier.  Should be interesting night
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: keefe on March 26, 2014, 05:09:16 PM
Quote from: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:07:08 PM
I would say that means they have their man.  Will announce at 2. Would expect some press to get a hold of info earlier.  Should be interesting night

Today is an important day. We'll know more tomorrow.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: brandx on March 26, 2014, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: keefe on March 26, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
Goose and I have different sources but compare notes and everything has gone dark after the silliness of Monday. Here is what we know:

Marquette moved up the President Announcement for a reason - the coaching search.

At least one (if not both) of our primary targets requested a meeting (phonecon) with the incoming President.

We do not know how that meeting turned out.

Marquette has two primary candidates who are both Impact Hires.

Marquette is making a decision if one of the principals cannot.

Tomorrow will let us know what decision that principal has made.

At the end of the day nobody should really be disappointed as the program stewardship - Coach, Bill Cords, Dr Lovell - will be in very capable hands.

The future is bright and Marquette is Aiming High!


Where's my New Yorker cartoon? I don't read your posts for information
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Coleman on March 26, 2014, 05:10:49 PM
Keefe, do you have a prediction as to what the announcement is tomorrow, and who it might be?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on March 26, 2014, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: keefe on March 26, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
Goose and I have different sources but compare notes and everything has gone dark after the silliness of Monday. Here is what we know:

Marquette moved up the President Announcement for a reason - the coaching search.

At least one (if not both) of our primary targets requested a meeting (phonecon) with the incoming President.

We do not know how that meeting turned out.

Marquette has two primary candidates who are both Impact Hires.

Marquette is making a decision if one of the principals cannot.

Tomorrow will let us know what decision that principal has made.


At the end of the day nobody should really be disappointed as the program stewardship - Coach, Bill Cords, Dr Lovell - will be in very capable hands.

The future is bright and Marquette is Aiming High!

"Principles" is shorthand for "Principle candidates?" So this means one of them has a deadline we set to indicate if he'd like to move forward, and if they don't make a call we move forward with the other candidate?

Do I have that right? Is my sleep deprivation showing?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 26, 2014, 05:14:42 PM
Quote from: keefe on March 26, 2014, 05:09:16 PM
Today is an important day. We'll know more tomorrow.

From Scott Kuykendall

----------------------------------

All Media,

Marquette Interim Vice President & Director of Athletics Bill Cords will be available at 2 p.m. CT on Thursday afternoon to provide an update on the search for a new head men's basketball coach.

This is NOT a press conference to announce a new head coach.


I'm starting to think keefe is only slightly more reliable than Ganzer.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Groin_pull on March 26, 2014, 05:14:49 PM
Even if you can't give us a name....at least tell us they'll be introducing a new coach.

I refuse to believe they're dumb enough to hold a presser to "update" the media and reveal who has turned them down.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: MisterJaylenBrownMU on March 26, 2014, 05:15:31 PM
Quote from: sixstrings03 on March 26, 2014, 05:13:37 PM
"Principles" is shorthand for "Principle candidates?" So this means one of them has a deadline we set to indicate if he'd like to move forward, and if they don't make a call we move forward with the other candidate?

Do I have that right? Is my sleep deprivation showing?

Or maybe we're hiring an actual principal?

(http://neutrongroup.cachefly.net/wss.blog/savedbythebell/belding.jpg)
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: buckchuckler on March 26, 2014, 05:16:06 PM
Quote from: brandx on March 26, 2014, 05:09:51 PM
Where's my New Yorker cartoon? I don't read your posts for information

Not to mention the Israeli girls.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
Listen, Keefe is dead wrong here.

Who is Keefe's source you might ask?  I am.

Who is Goose's source you might ask?  I am.


I am the source.  The one, the ultimate, source.

Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on March 26, 2014, 05:17:22 PM
(http://troll.me/images/yoda-senses/i-sense-a-disturbance-in-the-force-i-do-your-bull-it-is.jpg)
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Real Chilly Podcast on March 26, 2014, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
Listen, Keefe is dead wrong here.

Who is Keefe's source you might ask?  I am.

Who is Goose's source you might ask?  I am.


I am the source.  The one, the ultimate, source.


Alright, who let Keanu Reeves on the board?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on March 26, 2014, 05:19:00 PM
Goose - forget about this coaching search. Safe travels abroad and FIND THAT AIRLINER!
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 26, 2014, 05:19:21 PM
This is just another thread of everything we know.

And I could have told you all this.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: VegasWarrior77 on March 26, 2014, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: keefe on March 26, 2014, 05:04:12 PM
Gregg

Ain 'a

Marshall

Anymore

To

Wichita


So... if Gregg isn't a Marshall anymore to Wichita he must be going to be a Marshall to a new team....
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Sharpie on March 26, 2014, 05:24:21 PM
Jason King just mentioned that he wouldn't be surprised if Cuonzo Martins name surfaces as one of our targets. Anyone have any insight on this?

My thoughts all along were Smart or Howland but this is the first I have heard of this.

I still feel confident that Marquette/we get the hire right. And all will be heading in the right direction.

Thanks for all of the info goose and keefe. It has been a crazy week! We sure do have some fanatics with lots of theories around here..Good things to come. Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Goose on March 26, 2014, 05:25:25 PM
Heard Martin hour ago as option. I have mo idea what is gong on at this point.

Sorry guys.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: mixINaWILSON on March 26, 2014, 05:25:42 PM
This is the biggest circle jerk I have ever seen.  Just IP ban everyone until the coach is announced.  
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Milwarriorkee on March 26, 2014, 05:26:42 PM
It seems MUbb has been trolling throughout the process. Maybe this is some weird swerve and they will announce by tomorrow.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Tommy Brice for Coach on March 26, 2014, 05:27:31 PM
Quote from: morecowbell on March 26, 2014, 05:24:21 PM
Jason King just mentioned that he wouldn't be surprised if Cuonzo Martins name surfaces as one of our targets. Anyone have any insight on this?

My thoughts all along were Smart or Howland but this is the first I have heard of this.

I still feel confident that Marquette/we get the hire right. And all will be heading in the right direction.

Thanks for all of the info goose and keefe. It has been a crazy week! We sure do have some fanatics with lots of theories around here..Good things to come. Fingers crossed.

why would we not just lock down howland? howland is a better candidate than martin.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:28:02 PM
The new coach will be announced at 2 pm presser or they will cancel it. It won't be a press conference for update. It's a placeholder.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on March 26, 2014, 05:33:23 PM
Cuonzo can't recruit.  Bruce Weber's name came up as well.   Next topic please.  None of these will be MU's next coach due to their inability to recruit top 100 players. 
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: NersEllenson on March 26, 2014, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:28:02 PM
The new coach will be announced at 2 pm presser or they will cancel it. It won't be a press conference for update. It's a placeholder.

Think this is astute analysis...
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
I'm thinking we will be hearing more leaks as night goes on.  Some national
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 26, 2014, 05:37:35 PM
Quote from: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
I'm thinking we will be hearing more leaks as night goes on.  Some national

I think not.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: brandx on March 26, 2014, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: NavinRJohnson on March 26, 2014, 05:37:35 PM
I think not.

+1
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
I'm thinking we will be hearing more leaks as night goes on.  Some national

If that e-mail is real, why would Kuykendall lie?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: bean on March 26, 2014, 05:43:24 PM
The timing allows for Marquette to announce the head coach in the morning while he is informing his players and assistant coaches that he is leaving.  Shortly after that he will catch a flight to Milwaukee that will land in time for a press conference everyone is prepared for.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:45:36 PM
Quote from: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 05:41:16 PM
If that e-mail is real, why would Kuykendall lie?

Would be ridiculous to hold update press conference.

How is the search going?

Ok but slow

Can you tell us who you are considering?

No

Can you tell us anything else?

No

Cords can't be that stupid to hold that type of press conference
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 26, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Quote from: bean on March 26, 2014, 05:43:24 PM
The timing allows for Marquette to announce the head coach in the morning while he is informing his players and assistant coaches that he is leaving.  Shortly after that he will catch a flight to Milwaukee that will land in time for a press conference everyone is prepared for.


Great thought, but yeah, no.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: LastWarrior on March 26, 2014, 05:46:25 PM
Quote from: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 05:28:02 PM
The new coach will be announced at 2 pm presser or they will cancel it. It won't be a press conference for update. It's a placeholder.

You keep saying this but what is your source??  The SID just said in writing that it is NOT to announce a new coach.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on March 26, 2014, 05:46:46 PM
Quote from: bean on March 26, 2014, 05:43:24 PM
The timing allows for Marquette to announce the head coach in the morning while he is informing his players and assistant coaches that he is leaving.  Shortly after that he will catch a flight to Milwaukee that will land in time for a press conference everyone is prepared for.
isnt it unprecedented to outright lie though? Usually it's a bit more vague.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on March 26, 2014, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 05:41:16 PM
If that e-mail is real, why would Kuykendall lie?

Is it possible that as of this moment it is not a lie?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: VegasWarrior77 on March 26, 2014, 05:51:23 PM
Quote from: bean on March 26, 2014, 05:43:24 PM
The timing allows for Marquette to announce the head coach in the morning while he is informing his players and assistant coaches that he is leaving.  Shortly after that he will catch a flight to Milwaukee that will land in time for a press conference everyone is prepared for.

Or if he doesn't have a current team (Howland), he could already be in Milwaukee.  MU could then announce him in the morning and introduce him at 2pm and state that the negotiations went faster than anticipated.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: mu03eng on March 26, 2014, 05:51:28 PM
We have two choices, either MU is smart and doing this correctly or they are grossly incompetent.

MU admin's may have had their issues but I refuse to believe they are as stupid as this looks on the surface.  The presser will change in topic or it will be canceled.

Even if they don't make it a coach announcement, I'm betting it will be a statement that we've reached an agreement in principal with an unnamed individual.  Think about it, classic negotiation.  They have target A who is hesitating, you make it obvious that you are moving on to B.  You either sign B or A comes back and takes the offer.  It's about leveraging A.  As the offerer though you have to be happy with B though if the bluff is called.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: tweakers_suck on March 26, 2014, 05:51:36 PM
Quote from: Goose on March 26, 2014, 05:25:25 PM
Heard Martin hour ago as option. I have mo idea what is gong on at this point.

Sorry guys.

This post broke my heart..... :'( :'(

Thank you Goose and Keefe for all of your efforts.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on March 26, 2014, 05:53:37 PM
QUICK!!!  FIND OUT WHERE THE PRIVATE JET IS!!! 
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: RushmoreAcademy on March 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
Cords will start to announce there is no coach at this time and then mid-sentence Shaka's entrance music will hit and Cords will look around, confused and then look shocked as he seems our man emerge. Shaka will run to the podium.  The entire thing is being set up by Vince McMahon.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: NotBuzzWilliams on March 26, 2014, 05:59:41 PM
You think someone would do that?  Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Blackhat on March 26, 2014, 05:59:58 PM
Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on March 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
Cords will start to announce there is no coach at this time and then mid-sentence Shaka's entrance music will hit and Cords will look around, confused and then look shocked as he seems our man emerge. Shaka will run to the podium.  The entire thing is being set up by Vince McMahon.

(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/71/59/5af32d4f191a61d96991690dfeacad22-dropmic2.gif)
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Groin_pull on March 26, 2014, 06:00:03 PM
Quote from: Goose on March 26, 2014, 05:25:25 PM
Heard Martin hour ago as option. I have mo idea what is gong on at this point.

Sorry guys.


Unreal. Bring in a zero like that and I'm done. I don't care if MU is my alma mater. I live on the West Coast, not that hard to find another team to root for.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 06:00:52 PM
Quote from: mu03eng on March 26, 2014, 05:51:28 PM
We have two choices, either MU is smart and doing this correctly or they are grossly incompetent.

MU admin's may have had their issues but I refuse to believe they are as stupid as this looks on the surface.  The presser will change in topic or it will be canceled.

Even if they don't make it a coach announcement, I'm betting it will be a statement that we've reached an agreement in principal with an unnamed individual.  Think about it, classic negotiation.  They have target A who is hesitating, you make it obvious that you are moving on to B.  You either sign B or A comes back and takes the offer.  It's about leveraging A.  As the offerer though you have to be happy with B though if the bluff is called.

Post of the thread.  This makes so much sense.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: wadesworld on March 26, 2014, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 06:00:52 PM
Post of the thread.  This makes so much sense.

The funny thing is we have seen too many people post things that make too much sense, yet none of it has been true.  Let's all just take a deep breath, sit back, and see what happens at 2:00 PM tomorrow.  After that, we might have a slightly better idea as to what's going on.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Groin_pull on March 26, 2014, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 06:00:52 PM
Post of the thread.  This makes so much sense.

Right now, I'm leaning toward grossly incompetent.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Tommy Brice for Coach on March 26, 2014, 06:07:56 PM
Quote from: mu03eng on March 26, 2014, 05:51:28 PM
We have two choices, either MU is smart and doing this correctly or they are grossly incompetent.

MU admin's may have had their issues but I refuse to believe they are as stupid as this looks on the surface.  The presser will change in topic or it will be canceled.

Even if they don't make it a coach announcement, I'm betting it will be a statement that we've reached an agreement in principal with an unnamed individual.  Think about it, classic negotiation.  They have target A who is hesitating, you make it obvious that you are moving on to B.  You either sign B or A comes back and takes the offer.  It's about leveraging A.  As the offerer though you have to be happy with B though if the bluff is called.

I think you're on to something here. We all have a good feeling that Howland (AKA Candidate B) wants the job. MU's first choice is Shaka (AKA Candidate A). MU cannot figure out if Shaka is jerking them around to get a raise/facilities/etc out of VCU, and want this all to be over. So, they are going to publicly state that they are ready to sign a candidate (Howland), in an attempt to get Shaka to come to a conclusion. If Shaka comes to the table, he'll be the coach as of Friday AM. If not, Howland will be.

Or MU is totally clueless, but I just can't see this crew being that dumb.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Logi4three on March 26, 2014, 06:08:48 PM
Quote from: mu03eng on March 26, 2014, 05:51:28 PM
We have two choices, either MU is smart and doing this correctly or they are grossly incompetent.

MU admin's may have had their issues but I refuse to believe they are as stupid as this looks on the surface.  The presser will change in topic or it will be canceled.

Even if they don't make it a coach announcement, I'm betting it will be a statement that we've reached an agreement in principal with an unnamed individual.  Think about it, classic negotiation.  They have target A who is hesitating, you make it obvious that you are moving on to B.  You either sign B or A comes back and takes the offer.  It's about leveraging A.  As the offerer though you have to be happy with B though if the bluff is called.


Ding, ding, ding.  We have a winner.  A's deadline past without response, so announce the presser (subtext to go with B) and let A sleep on it overnight. I really hope A rethinks his decision, but am happy with either.  

Edit - sorry grabbed wrong quote initially.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on March 26, 2014, 06:10:11 PM
Cuonzo Martin was on the verge of being run out if Tennessee on a rail and got a lucky as hell break when Duke lost. God no!!
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Logi4three on March 26, 2014, 06:12:04 PM
A=SS
B=BH
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Groin_pull on March 26, 2014, 06:16:58 PM
Quote from: MARQCAT on March 26, 2014, 06:12:04 PM
A=SS
B=BH


A+ = SS
A-  = BH
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: KenoshaWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:17:29 PM
Quote from: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on March 26, 2014, 05:33:23 PM
Cuonzo can't recruit.  Bruce Weber's name came up as well.   Next topic please.  None of these will be MU's next coach due to their inability to recruit top 100 players. 

That sounds exactly why they might be our coach.  This is the craziest coaching search ever.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on March 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
Cords will start to announce there is no coach at this time and then mid-sentence Shaka's entrance music will hit and Cords will look around, confused and then look shocked as he seems our man emerge. Shaka will run to the podium.  The entire thing is being set up by Vince McMahon.

I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Logi4three on March 26, 2014, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.

Recruits would like that... shows we are hip and can relate w/them.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on March 26, 2014, 07:29:05 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.

F*king awesome
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: keefe on March 26, 2014, 07:30:19 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.

This is outstanding.

Just another example of why Scoop is the preferred source for MU Hoops for over 30 years...
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on March 26, 2014, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.
LOL on the triple fake especially
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: tower912 on March 26, 2014, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.

and as he is pausing, in rides Crean on an ATV wearing a karate suit.   
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Sharpie on March 26, 2014, 07:42:02 PM
I feel like everyone is carrying their weekend bender into this week and I can't say I'm mad about it. Confusing at times, yes. Entertaining for sure.

People are seriously losing their sh*t coming up with all these theories and scenarios. It's getting difficult to keep track what's real and what isn't anymore.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: TX_AZ_Warrior on March 26, 2014, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: morecowbell on March 26, 2014, 07:42:02 PM
It's getting difficult to keep track what's real and what isn't anymore.

Oh it's all real.....   It's just a matter of what is true
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: 79Warrior on March 26, 2014, 08:07:56 PM
Quote from: Groin_pull on March 26, 2014, 05:14:49 PM
Even if you can't give us a name....at least tell us they'll be introducing a new coach.

I refuse to believe they're dumb enough to hold a presser to "update" the media and reveal who has turned them down.

I agree. If he is having a press conference to say sh##, we can all watch C-span and get enough of that. If he has nothing to announce, then get back to work until you do.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: JakeBarnes on March 26, 2014, 08:08:35 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.

Ahhh... the old Cliff Alexander move. I like it.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: Goose on March 26, 2014, 10:31:32 PM
This better be settled by Saturday or I will have delay my trip:)
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: wadesworld on March 26, 2014, 11:00:16 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
I think that Cords should have both Shaka and Howland right there, sitting in the audience.  Then he should put two hats on the podium -- one with a picture of Shaka; one with a picture of Ben.  Then say, we've got a contract signed by both of these fine coaches, but we're only going to sign one.  Then do a double or triple fake when deciding which hat to put on.

Haha that's hilarious.  It would also be hilarious if he had those 2 sitting in the audience, and then they announced that they do not have a hire and cannot comment on who they have contacted or who the candidates are.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: The Process on March 26, 2014, 11:02:26 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on March 26, 2014, 11:00:16 PM
Haha that's hilarious.  It would also be hilarious if he had those 2 sitting in the audience, and then they announced that they do not have a hire and cannot comment on who they have contacted or who the candidates are.

And then told everyone "Relax.  Respect the process."
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: wadesworld on March 26, 2014, 11:03:02 PM
Quote from: The Process on March 26, 2014, 11:02:26 PM
And then told everyone "Relax.  Respect the process."

Bingo.  Great username, by the way.
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: T.V. Diener 34 on March 26, 2014, 11:05:20 PM
Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on March 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
Cords will start to announce there is no coach at this time and then mid-sentence Shaka's entrance music will hit and Cords will look around, confused and then look shocked as he seems our man emerge. Shaka will run to the podium.  The entire thing is being set up by Vince McMahon.
(http://imgur.com/RHuHq.gif)
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: keefe on March 26, 2014, 11:05:27 PM
Quote from: tower912 on March 26, 2014, 07:34:14 PM
and as he is pausing, in rides Crean on an ATV wearing a karate suit.   

While screaming at a life size image of Bert clad in orange jump suit, "You tried to wreck our program! You tried to wreck our program!"
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: The Process on March 26, 2014, 11:05:57 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on March 26, 2014, 11:03:02 PM
Bingo.  Great username, by the way.

Thanks for the inspiration!
Title: Re: Goose Leaving The Country So This Needs to Get Sorted
Post by: JakeBarnes on March 26, 2014, 11:09:03 PM
Quote from: keefe on March 26, 2014, 11:05:27 PM
While screaming at a life size image of Bert clad in orange jump suit, "You tried to wreck our program! You tried to wreck our program!"

Cords yells "protect the nets, he wants to cut them down" as Crean throws a banner at him.
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