Surprised this is two hours old and not yet on Scoop
http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/12/30/3844963/miami-heats-dwyane-wade-acknowledges.html
Wonder if he was wearing IU shorts?
It was an IU condom. Didn't work after the second round.
Quote from: MUfan12 on December 30, 2013, 10:42:31 PM
It was an IU condom. Didn't work after the second round.
Had one good run and then split in the dead of night
Shot his wad early then couldn't get up for the big game
Shoulda pulled out like Crean did.
Is Buzz in on the kid yet?
Stay classy Dwayne
Odds of a future Warrior great went up.
star jones crank this one out?
With all of Wade's injury woes, it's comfortin' to learn his gregory is unaffected.
Someone should tell the NBA PA about these new technologies that prevent pregnancy.
To bad Dwy-Anne is becoming just another NBA player littering the world with children.
Quote from: mu-rara on December 31, 2013, 11:47:09 AM
Someone should tell the NBA PA about these new technologies that prevent pregnancy.
To bad Dwy-Anne is becoming just another NBA player littering the world with children.
At least he is acknowledging them and taking care of them, which unfortunately a more than a few NBA players do not.
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on December 31, 2013, 11:50:58 AM
At least he is acknowledging them and taking care of them, which unfortunately a more than a few NBA players do not.
I'll give you that.
Quote from: mu-rara on December 31, 2013, 11:47:09 AM
To bad Dwy-Anne is becoming just another NBA player littering the world with children.
I hardly consider three kids over the course of what, 12 years?, littering the world w/ children. But hey, to each their own.
You got a long way to in order to catch up with the Rain Man!!
Quote from: LastWarrior on December 31, 2013, 10:47:49 AM
Stay classy Dwayne
Oh so having a child out of wedlock automatically makes you unclassy? Ok, cool. Thanks for the judgement. I'm sure when it comes to such things, you're basically Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way. My god to people love swinging the internet judgement stick with reckless abandon.
Quote from: copious1218 on December 31, 2013, 11:56:39 AM
I hardly consider three kids over the course of what, 12 years?, littering the world w/ children. But hey, to each their own.
2 of which were with his now ex-wife that he has custody of. But shhh, its much more fun to automatically degrade and tsk in order to feel better about yourself.
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on December 31, 2013, 11:50:58 AM
At least he is acknowledging them and taking care of them, which unfortunately a more than a few NBA players do not.
The NBA standard has been set.
I am a big fan of Dwyane Wade but sources tell me his child is named "Xavier". Must have been the mom's choice.
Xavier doesn't bother me. Hoosier, on the other hand, would result in excommunicatin' him. If Crean is the cat's middle name, I'm done with that mofo.
Could be "Za-v-ay". Warrior Wade would be badazz.