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Title: Burton Facts
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 17, 2013, 04:31:28 PM
Fact 1) Santa goes to the mall to tell Burton what he wants for Christmas.

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Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: john31 on December 17, 2013, 05:32:39 PM
I think Santa should be his new nickname, a little non sequitur but oddly cool nonetheless.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
why is santa white?
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: GGGG on December 17, 2013, 05:48:59 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
why is santa white?


Because St. Nicholas was....or something like that.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: jesmu84 on December 17, 2013, 05:49:33 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
why is santa white?

because Jesus was white
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: mr.MUskie on December 17, 2013, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
why is santa white?


Doesn't get much sun at the North Pole.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on December 17, 2013, 07:05:32 PM
Fur coats don't wear we'll at the equator
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM
Quote from: jesmu84 on December 17, 2013, 05:49:33 PM
because Jesus was white
NO......HE WASN'T. That is not what the book of his Revelation to Yochannon [John] says in Chapter 1. You brought it up. I can go into an in depth study if you want to.

But one thing about Burton is I think he has grown taller. I saw him last night and I am used to seeing the team up close and I can gauge height and weight well. He has gotten taller...he is still growing.

I might be pound for pound the one of the best molds of clay to work with from a physical standpoint for awhile. If he can get some more explosiveness, quicker lift, and flexibility and shiftiness and quicker feet laterally to what he already has he can be a big star moving forward.

Well see.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 17, 2013, 04:31:28 PM
Fact 1) Santa goes to the mall to tell Burton what he wants for Christmas.

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What in the world...???

Unsettling to say the least. The doctrine of the Nicolatians...Ole St. Nick. Pagan pastries.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: Dawson Rental on December 17, 2013, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
why is santa white?

Because he just is.  Just like Jesus was.  Fox News does not twist facts to fit a sensitivity agenda.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2013/dec/13/santa-white-jesus-white-fox-news-megyn-kelly-video (http://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2013/dec/13/santa-white-jesus-white-fox-news-megyn-kelly-video)

THE BIG QUESTION: Did Santa ask for a New Year's Eve win?
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: AZWarrior on December 17, 2013, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM

But one thing about Burton is I think he has grown taller. I saw him last night and I am used to seeing the team up close and I can gauge height and weight well. He has gotten taller...he is still growing.


How tall would you estimate him to (currently) be?

BTW - thanks for the good news.   :)
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: Jay Bee on December 17, 2013, 07:48:37 PM
Quote from: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM
I might be pound for pound the one of the best molds of clay to work with from a physical standpoint for awhile.

Well OK then.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MUFlutieEffect on December 17, 2013, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM
NO......HE WASN'T. That is not what the book of his Revelation to Yochannon [John] says in Chapter 1. You brought it up. I can go into an in depth study if you want to.

But one thing about Burton is I think he has grown taller. I saw him last night and I am used to seeing the team up close and I can gauge height and weight well. He has gotten taller...he is still growing.

I might be pound for pound the one of the best molds of clay to work with from a physical standpoint for awhile. If he can get some more explosiveness, quicker lift, and flexibility and shiftiness and quicker feet laterally to what he already has he can be a big star moving forward.

Well see.

Totally missed the reference here - the "Jesus was white" comment is about the recent Megyn Kelly segment.  No one here is arguing that Jesus was actually caucasian.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 17, 2013, 08:09:47 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 17, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
why is santa white?


Why? Ain't he got no hops?
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: mr.MUskie on December 17, 2013, 08:11:21 PM
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Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: GGGG on December 17, 2013, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM
NO......HE WASN'T. That is not what the book of his Revelation to Yochannon [John] says in Chapter 1. You brought it up. I can go into an in depth study if you want to.


Someone's sarcasm meter need recalibrating. 
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: brandx on December 18, 2013, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: mr.MUskie on December 17, 2013, 08:11:21 PM
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Thanks for the laugh, MUskie!!
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MUSF on December 18, 2013, 12:06:46 AM
Quote from: mr.MUskie on December 17, 2013, 05:51:09 PM

Doesn't get much sun at the North Pole.

Burton doesn't get much sun in Milwaukee and...
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MUSF on December 18, 2013, 12:11:25 AM
Quote from: MUFlutieEffect on December 17, 2013, 07:49:28 PM
Totally missed the reference here - the "Jesus was white" comment is about the recent Megyn Kelly segment.  No one here is arguing that Jesus was actually caucasian.

Neither was she apparently. Her attempt at humor was just lost on us humorless people.

In other words, she's sorry, but it's our fault that she sounded like a racist trying to twist historical data to fit an agenda of railing against other people twisting said twisted data (now deemed fact) to fit their own agenda.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: Stronghold on December 18, 2013, 12:22:08 AM
I find this similar to portraying an African folk hero as a Hispanic man or a legendary Japanese samurai as a Native American... just why?  These are fictional characters developed in particular cultures so of course they are going to be associated with the ethnicity of those people.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: brewcity77 on December 18, 2013, 07:24:20 AM
So much for this turning into a Deonte Burton/Chuck Norris type of thread...

Deonte Burton is so ripped, his muscles' muscles won Mr. Olympia.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: mu03eng on December 18, 2013, 08:31:34 AM
Quote from: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM

But one thing about Burton is I think he has grown taller. I saw him last night and I am used to seeing the team up close and I can gauge height and weight well. He has gotten taller...he is still growing.



Looks like we need PTM to get a picture and his line drawing tools out to solve this.

Burton doesn't need a nut cracker....when he walks into a room the nuts crack themselves.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MU82 on December 18, 2013, 08:42:55 AM
Quote from: MUHoopsFan2 on December 17, 2013, 07:11:39 PM

But one thing about Burton is I think he has grown taller. I saw him last night and I am used to seeing the team up close and I can gauge height and weight well. He has gotten taller...he is still growing.


I agree. I was talking to my wife (another MU grad) as we watched the game and was telling her that Burton isn't that tall but he's built like a rock. And then they had him standing next to Otule and Juan and I'm like, "You know what, he's taller than I thought."
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on December 18, 2013, 10:08:44 AM
When Deonte Burton goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Deonte

Deonte Burton doesn't sleep...he waits

Deonte Burton doesn't read books, he stares them down until they surrender the information he wants

Fear of the unknown is called xenophobia....fear of Deonte Burton is called logic

Deonte Burton doesn't flush the toliet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Death once had a near-Deonte Burton experience

Deonte Burton can win Connect Four in three moves

Deonte Burton can slam a revolving door

Deonte is the reason that Waldo is hiding

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Deonte Burton

Deonte Burton can pass an eye exam, blindfolded

Deonte Burton can make a happy meal cry

Evolution is simply a list of creatures that Deonte Burton allows to live

Deonte Burton can sit in the corner of a circular room

Deonte Burton can unscramble an egg

Some people wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Deonte Burton pajamas
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 18, 2013, 10:24:52 AM
Sounds like "The Most Interesting Man in the World" advertising for XX.  Is that what Deonte Burton is?
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: Marquette Fan in WI on December 18, 2013, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: john31 on December 17, 2013, 05:32:39 PM
I think Santa should be his new nickname, a little non sequitur but oddly cool nonetheless.
His nickname is the "Bull" last night he was seeing red.  I just hope Buzz doesn't give him the red light on offense.  I wish his aggressiveness could be bottled up and injected into J.Wilson.
I've enjoyed watching him thus far.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: brewcity77 on December 18, 2013, 12:17:57 PM
Quote from: "The Bull" in a China Shop on December 18, 2013, 10:57:16 AM
His nickname is the "Bull" last night he was seeing red.  I just hope Buzz doesn't give him the red light on offense.  I wish his aggressiveness could be bottled up and injected into J.Wilson.
I've enjoyed watching him thus far.

Actually, the only one that seems to have gained any traction is Bane.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: john_cocktoasten on December 18, 2013, 12:47:25 PM
His nickname is the Pit-Bull because of his big head and shoulders
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: 🏀 on December 18, 2013, 06:57:51 PM
Bane's better.

I like it because they both move in the same way/speed.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: Stretchdeltsig on December 18, 2013, 06:59:57 PM
Burton at 6'5" is built to play a great power forward role much like. A 6'2" George Thompson did.  Nothing will stop him other than the lack of playing time.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: mu03eng on December 18, 2013, 08:01:53 PM
Quote from: PTM on December 18, 2013, 06:57:51 PM
Bane's better.

I like it because they both move in the same way/speed.

I think it's great too because of his subtle change of pace and fluidity for a man his size.  He didn't finish it last night, but there was a fantastic drive from the top of the key that was explosive and you just couldn't see that by looking at him.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: mosarsour on December 18, 2013, 09:14:25 PM
This didn't turn out so great the last time we tried it...

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5048.0
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: raul on December 18, 2013, 10:25:12 PM
Good stuff Muskie and Tamu. But how do we really know? maybe he was latino? I mean think about it , how many white dudes are named Jesus and yet Jesus is not uncommon in the Spanish community.
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: MU82 on December 19, 2013, 10:31:18 PM
Santa is Jewish. Period.

Play any tape of him backward and he clearly says, "Oy, oy, oy!"
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: raul on December 20, 2013, 10:33:31 PM
I'd like to see an arm wrestling match between Burton and Derrick. I wonder who would win?
Title: Re: Burton Facts
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on December 20, 2013, 10:44:18 PM
Derrick's guns are huge. No contest
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