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Title: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 19, 2013, 05:46:55 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/story/_/id/10002027/dwyane-wade-miami-heat-sells-sitcom-based-life


Wonder if he'll wear MU shorts?

Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: warriorchick on November 19, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on November 19, 2013, 05:46:55 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/story/_/id/10002027/dwyane-wade-miami-heat-sells-sitcom-based-life


Wonder if he'll wear MU shorts?



Will it feature a  batsh!t crazy ex-wife? 
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on November 19, 2013, 06:10:47 PM
With Norman Fell as Tom Crean?
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: QuetteHoops on November 19, 2013, 06:19:11 PM
A show like this should never make it to air. It will undoubtedly be horrible television.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: 🏀 on November 19, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: PuertoRicanNightmare on November 19, 2013, 06:10:47 PM
With Norman Fell as Tom Crean?

No, no. No....

This is Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer's role to lose.

(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/c6/70/c670ce9090efe66b5311bff3dcb187df.jpg)
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 19, 2013, 06:28:35 PM
Buzz as Curly Howard

(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/The-Three-Stooges-Curly-Howard-Revolutionary-Nyuk-Mens-T-Shirt-/00/s/MzY2WDM2Ng==/$(KGrHqFHJCUE9qiKtE!2BPbeb0JD0g~~60_35.JPG)
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on November 19, 2013, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: PuertoRicanNightmare on November 19, 2013, 06:10:47 PM
With Norman Fell as Tom Crean?

Miscast...the tie is directionally off. 

(http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7294/8739868584_f0359e5b98_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: warriorchick on November 19, 2013, 06:36:25 PM
Why do I get the feeling that they will portray the Dwyane/Siovaughn relationship more like a Fred Sanford/Aunt Esther thing?
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: keefe on November 19, 2013, 07:16:47 PM
Quote from: QuetteHoops on November 19, 2013, 06:19:11 PM
A show like this should never make it to air. It will undoubtedly be horrible television.

I wouldn't be so dismissive. The conclusion of the 2003 Season would make a fine Greek Tragedy. The Protagonist is a farcical character guilty of outrageous sins without seeing just how fatuous, venal, and arrogant he has been. The narrative includes elements of love defiled, searing loss, prodigious hubris, vanquished hope, pretensions of honor, and an injudicious abuse of power. Not only are the relationships between men torn asunder by the Protagonist's flagrancy but his arrogance calls forth the wrath of the Gods who cast his tribe from the summit to the wasteland of a far lesser world. The people wander aimlessly in exile for five years before a Messiah arrives to offer redemption through iron discipline, intense effort, and personal integrity.

Through the catharsis of betrayal and defeat the hero recognizes he must escape the reprehensible influence of the Protagonist and emerges a better man for the experience. I think if properly written this story would make Aeschylus and Euripides weep.

Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: AZWarrior on November 19, 2013, 07:45:32 PM
Well, I'm off to the mall to purchase a few pairs of D Wade socks.....
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: MU82 on November 19, 2013, 08:11:46 PM
Quote from: keefe on November 19, 2013, 07:16:47 PM
I wouldn't be so dismissive. The conclusion of the 2003 Season would make a fine Greek Tragedy.

Wait ... I think Hinrich just stole the ball from Diener again and fed Langford for another layup.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Lennys Tap on November 19, 2013, 08:34:17 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on November 19, 2013, 06:28:35 PM
Buzz as Curly Howard

(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/The-Three-Stooges-Curly-Howard-Revolutionary-Nyuk-Mens-T-Shirt-/00/s/MzY2WDM2Ng==/$(KGrHqFHJCUE9qiKtE!2BPbeb0JD0g~~60_35.JPG)

Why would a Curly Howard character be in a sitcom about Wade? Oh, that's right. He wouldn't.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: TallTitan34 on November 19, 2013, 09:05:26 PM
QuoteThe show is described as Wade and "his entourage of eccentric friends"

I hope Robert Jackson plays himself.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: 4everwarriors on November 19, 2013, 09:30:03 PM
Pee Wee Herman as the departed makes total sense.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: keefe on November 20, 2013, 12:49:46 AM
Wade's wearing a Haji Scarf!

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1119/nba_g_waded_400x600.jpg)
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: 4everwarriors on November 20, 2013, 06:14:47 AM
Clearly a case of not knowin' what to do with all his money.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on November 20, 2013, 07:17:59 AM
That's a poorly knotted necktie, probably from his upcoming DW collection.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: warriorchick on November 20, 2013, 07:40:57 AM
I think I had that denim blazer with the zipper pockets back in 1978.  He is missing the matching disco hat, though.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on November 20, 2013, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on November 20, 2013, 07:40:57 AM
I think I had that denim blazer with the zipper pockets back in 1978.  He is missing the matching disco hat, though.

You still own your Bedazzler?
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: MerrittsMustache on November 20, 2013, 08:23:31 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on November 20, 2013, 07:40:57 AM
I think I had that denim blazer with the zipper pockets back in 1978.  He is missing the matching disco hat, though.

Beats are the disco hats of the 21st Century.

Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: The Lens on November 20, 2013, 12:16:44 PM
Episode 3:

Zaire and Zion learn the dangers of PEDs through an unwanted and surprise visit from their Dad's deadbeat "friend" from college, Matt Mortenson.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 12:44:14 PM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on November 19, 2013, 08:34:17 PM
Why would a Curly Howard character be in a sitcom about Wade? Oh, that's right. He wouldn't.

Just like Laverne and Shirley happened by with the Fonz....it's all television Lenny, the stuff you despise as overpriced.   DWade takes a trip down memory lane in Milwaukee and runs into Curley Howard....yeah, that would be impossible to see in a sitcom.  I can find 1000's of things in sitcoms more preposterous, starting with Fonz on waterskis jumping a shark.


Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: MerrittsMustache on November 20, 2013, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: The Lens on November 20, 2013, 12:16:44 PM
Episode 3:

Zaire and Zion learn the dangers of PEDs through an unwanted and surprise visit from their Dad's deadbeat "friend" from college, Matt Mortenson.

Episode 4:

Dwyane returns from a long roadtrip to find fellow Marquette alum Ryan Amoroso sleeping on front step, in desperate need of some cash to pay off a gambling debt. Dwyane makes Amo earn the money by becoming his manny for a week.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Lennys Tap on November 20, 2013, 01:02:39 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 12:44:14 PM
Just like Laverne and Shirley happened by with the Fonz....it's all television Lenny, the stuff you despise as overpriced.   DWade takes a trip down memory lane in Milwaukee and runs into Curley Howard....yeah, that would be impossible to see in a sitcom.  I can find 1000's of things in sitcoms more preposterous, starting with Fonz on waterskis jumping a shark.




Any excuse for a cheap, unfunny and out of context shot.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: The Lens on November 20, 2013, 01:27:50 PM
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on November 20, 2013, 12:57:23 PM
Episode 4:

Dwyane returns from a long roadtrip to find fellow Marquette alum Ryan Amoroso sleeping on front step, in desperate need of some cash to pay off a gambling debt. Dwyane makes Amo earn the money by becoming his manny for a week.


Episode 5:

Middle East relations hit close to home when it becomes too dangerous to travel to visit Uncle Niv and see cousin Vander play.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 01:31:22 PM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on November 20, 2013, 01:02:39 PM
Any excuse for a cheap, unfunny and out of context shot.

A shot?  Hardly. 
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Bricky on November 20, 2013, 01:43:19 PM
I'm surprised the main character isn't named Dayrl.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: MerrittsMustache on November 20, 2013, 02:02:02 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 01:31:22 PM
A shot?  Hardly. 

Then it just didn't make any sense at all.

Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 03:42:00 PM
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on November 20, 2013, 02:02:02 PM
Then it just didn't make any sense at all.



Sure it did....you have to think about television shows, where characters \ celebs \ athletes make guest appearances as themselves, or better yet as someone totally different but you know who they are.

Especially sitcoms.  You guys aren't thinking very hard.

When they don't play themselves, then it becomes funny.  When they play themselves, becomes pretty corny (e g Don Drysdale in Brady Bunch or Pat Ewing in Webster).  It's better when they play someone else like LJ playing Grandmama in Urkel, Roger Clemens in Kingpin (very good), Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles, etc, etc
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Bocephys on November 20, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 03:42:00 PM
Sure it did....you have to think about television shows, where characters \ celebs \ athletes make guest appearances as themselves, or better yet as someone totally different but you know who they are.

Especially sitcoms.  You guys aren't thinking very hard.

When they don't play themselves, then it becomes funny.  When they play themselves, becomes pretty corny (e g Don Drysdale in Brady Bunch or Pat Ewing in Webster).  It's better when they play someone else like LJ playing Grandmama in Urkel, Roger Clemens in Kingpin (very good), Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles, etc, etc

Rog was in Kingpin, too?  Or are you just thinking of him in Dumb and Dumber? 

What about Ken Griffey Jr in Little Big League?  I thought he was excellent.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Dawson Rental on November 20, 2013, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: keefe on November 19, 2013, 07:16:47 PM
I wouldn't be so dismissive. The conclusion of the 2003 Season would make a fine Greek Tragedy. The Protagonist is a farcical character guilty of outrageous sins without seeing just how fatuous, venal, and arrogant he has been. The narrative includes elements of love defiled, searing loss, prodigious hubris, vanquished hope, pretensions of honor, and an injudicious abuse of power. Not only are the relationships between men torn asunder by the Protagonist's flagrancy but his arrogance calls forth the wrath of the Gods who cast his tribe from the summit to the wasteland of a far lesser world. The people wander aimlessly in exile for five years before a Messiah arrives to offer redemption through iron discipline, intense effort, and personal integrity.

Through the catharsis of betrayal and defeat the hero recognizes he must escape the reprehensible influence of the Protagonist and emerges a better man for the experience. I think if properly written this story would make Aeschylus and Euripides weep.



But, it was bought by Fox, not PBS.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on November 20, 2013, 04:20:13 PM
Quote from: Bocephys on November 20, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
Rog was in Kingpin, too?  Or are you just thinking of him in Dumb and Dumber? 

What about Ken Griffey Jr in Little Big League?  I thought he was excellent.
Clemons = Kingpin
Cam Neely = D & D
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: The Lens on November 20, 2013, 04:43:48 PM
Episode 10:

Young Zaire gets sent home from school after Uncle Jimmy dresses him in a t-shirt that matched his shoes but not his good Christian upbringing.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 04:55:43 PM
Quote from: Bocephys on November 20, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
Rog was in Kingpin, too?  Or are you just thinking of him in Dumb and Dumber? 

What about Ken Griffey Jr in Little Big League?  I thought he was excellent.


http://www.youtube.com/v/6DN4jqynmLs
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: warriorchick on November 20, 2013, 05:52:31 PM
Don't forget Brett Favre in "There's Something about Mary".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dex8MQRSB2c
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on November 20, 2013, 06:49:55 PM
I've got the same hat (and philosophy) that Cam Neely wears in Dumb and Dumber.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Lennys Tap on November 20, 2013, 07:02:09 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 03:42:00 PM
Sure it did....you have to think about television shows, where characters \ celebs \ athletes make guest appearances as themselves, or better yet as someone totally different but you know who they are.

Especially sitcoms.  You guys aren't thinking very hard.

When they don't play themselves, then it becomes funny.  When they play themselves, becomes pretty corny (e g Don Drysdale in Brady Bunch or Pat Ewing in Webster).  It's better when they play someone else like LJ playing Grandmama in Urkel, Roger Clemens in Kingpin (very good), Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles, etc, etc

Please. Playing a fictional character is nowhere near the same thing. What you did was obvious, just quit while you're behind.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Skitch on November 20, 2013, 07:11:58 PM
Episode 11:

Dwyane travels to Bloomington to visit his "alma mater"

Tom Arnold guest stars as "the coach"
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on November 20, 2013, 07:29:33 PM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on November 20, 2013, 07:02:09 PM
Please. Playing a fictional character is nowhere near the same thing. What you did was obvious, just quit while you're behind.

Not behind, apparently I just watched way more crappy sitcoms over the years where this stuff happened all the time.  Did they have tv in your youth?
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Marquette Gyros on November 21, 2013, 08:52:32 AM
Quote from: The Lens on November 20, 2013, 12:16:44 PM
Episode 3:

Zaire and Zion learn the dangers of PEDs through an unwanted and surprise visit from their Dad's deadbeat "friend" from college, Matt Mortenson.

I laughed harder than I should have at this.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: The Lens on November 21, 2013, 09:28:47 AM
Episode 24:

The tough loss of a grandparent causes young Zion to fly to Los Angeles to see Uncle Lazar and find out how gram-gram is doing.  Nicole Richie guest stars.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Bocephys on November 21, 2013, 09:39:25 AM
Quote from: PuertoRicanNightmare on November 20, 2013, 04:20:13 PM
Clemons = Kingpin
Cam Neely = D & D

That's right, good catch.  I was too lazy to actually look it up.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: MerrittsMustache on November 21, 2013, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: The Lens on November 21, 2013, 09:28:47 AM
Episode 24:

The tough loss of a grandparent causes young Zion to fly to Los Angeles to see Uncle Lazar and find out how gram-gram is doing.  Nicole Richie guest stars.

Well done.

Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Blue Horseshoe on November 21, 2013, 10:47:00 AM
Maritn Lawrence needs to make an appearance as white Bob. Perfect for the MU marketing dept.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtersHkFSc&feature=share&list=FLPGxwlhPEJE89bT4gB6rzhg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtersHkFSc&feature=share&list=FLPGxwlhPEJE89bT4gB6rzhg)

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Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: The Lens on November 27, 2013, 03:03:25 PM
Episode 27:

After getting straight "A's" at St. Thomas grade school in South Beach, Dad Dwyane sends young Zion & Zaire out to Disneyland / Wooden Legacy Tourney to celebrate.  Hilarity ensues when top Marquette boosters Keefe & Chicos are chosen to chaperone.  The two have to put their differences aside to entertain the Wade boys and keep them away from Coco Jones advances. 

Coco Jones guest stars. 
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: Sheriff on November 27, 2013, 06:00:10 PM
Episode 28.  In this special holiday show, Zaire accompanies his dad on a road trip to Milwaukee.  Dwyane must confront his emotions when he learns that Zaire has given the man one of his NBA Championship rings. 

Special guest appearance by Freeway Mike.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: WI inferiority Complexes on November 28, 2013, 08:50:17 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on November 20, 2013, 05:52:31 PM
Don't forget Brett Favre in "There's Something about Mary".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dex8MQRSB2c

The best is Kareem in Airplane!, IMO.
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: AZWarrior on November 28, 2013, 09:00:50 AM
Quote from: WI_inferiority_complexes on November 28, 2013, 08:50:17 AM
The best is Kareem in Airplane!, IMO.

Agreed.

Happy Thanksgiving, all!   :)
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: warriorchick on November 28, 2013, 12:19:54 PM
Quote from: WI_inferiority_complexes on November 28, 2013, 08:50:17 AM
The best is Kareem in Airplane!, IMO.

Technically, Kareem wasn't playing himself.  He was playing a character named Roger Murdoch.

Besides, if we want to talk about Kareem's film career, let's not forget his epic karate battle with Bruce Lee. Cinematic brilliance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ic2k2P_FG0
Title: Re: Dwyane Wade sitcom coming based on his life story
Post by: TallTitan34 on November 28, 2013, 07:29:24 PM
Kareem's second best role (number one is Airplane) is the homeless guy in The Stand!

M. O. O. N.  That spells Kareem.
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