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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: nyg on April 02, 2013, 08:37:12 PM

Title: PITT
Post by: nyg on April 02, 2013, 08:37:12 PM
Bad timing to be cellar dwellars of the ACC.

They lost Woodall and Patterson as seniors.

Trey Zeigler left team today to transfer.

Steven Adams just declared for NBA draft.

Bye, bye and have fun. 
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: keefe on April 02, 2013, 08:43:23 PM
Who or what the f#ck is Pitt?
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: brandx on April 02, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
Yeah - Adams is NBA ready. I see a Robert Swift-like career.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: brewcity77 on April 02, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
WTF...Zeigler just transferred in this year and Adams isn't remotely ready.

Pretty sure Patterson is back, though. Dante Taylor is the other senior.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: Nukem2 on April 02, 2013, 09:19:31 PM
Adams certainly needs another year....but, he does come from a family of 17 children. ( though he is the youngest ).
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: nyg on April 02, 2013, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: brewcity77 on April 02, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
WTF...Zeigler just transferred in this year and Adams isn't remotely ready.

Pretty sure Patterson is back, though. Dante Taylor is the other senior.

You are correct.  Taylor is gone, Patterson back.  

Zeigler third school in three years, probably go to a Div II school to play next year.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: NavinRJohnson on April 02, 2013, 09:29:01 PM
Right, Jamie Dizon routinely struggles with roster turnover.  ::)  They may struggle next year, but for some reason, I'm not terribly worried about them.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: MU82 on April 02, 2013, 09:33:43 PM
Quote from: brandx on April 02, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
Yeah - Adams is NBA ready. I see a Robert Swift-like career.

This is an example of why we shouldn't be sure Vander is coming back until the declare-for-NBA deadline has passed. Just because a guy needs another year in college doesn't mean he'll decide to play another year in college. And Vander is miles ahead of Adams.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: keefe on April 02, 2013, 09:33:55 PM
Quote from: brandx on April 02, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
Yeah - Adams is NBA ready. I see a Robert Swift-like career.

Robert Swift earned more than $11MM in his playing career. He was recently evicted from his home in Sammamish. The house was a horror story. It was littered with dog sh1t, assault weapons, spent cartridges, empty beer containers, maggots in sinks, human feces on carpets, and a 5 gallon water jug in the bedroom filled with piss.

(http://www.mynorthwest.com/emedia/seattle/9/953/95338.jpg?filter=mynw/640x380_cropped)

A Boy grows into Manhood


http://www.businessinsider.com/robert-swift-leaves-foreclosed-house-trashed-photos-2013-3?op=1

(http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5135f6c3ecad043b70000000-590/the-kitchen-is-in-the-worst-shape.jpg)

Kitchen littered with empties, cigarette butts, rotten food


(http://cdn.cosbysweaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/swifturine.jpg)

Urine filled jug was in bedroom


(http://cdn.cosbysweaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/swiftvomit.jpg)

Vomit in sink now home to maggots


(http://cdn.cosbysweaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/swiftsewage.jpg)

Raw sewage feeds microbial life forms


(http://media.komonews.com/images/130304_swift5.jpg)

More empties


(http://media.komonews.com/images/130304_swift4.jpg)

Water jug filled with urine

Title: Re: PITT
Post by: real chili 83 on April 02, 2013, 09:39:37 PM
^ That was special.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: chapman on April 02, 2013, 09:49:55 PM
I was much, much less grossed out and horrified by the broken leg than those pictures. 

Quote from: nyg on April 02, 2013, 09:20:35 PM
Zeigler third school in three years, probably go to a Div II school to play next year.

He and Reggie Smith would get along great. 
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: WI inferiority Complexes on April 02, 2013, 10:21:37 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 02, 2013, 09:33:55 PM
The house was a horror story. It was littered with dog sh1t, assault weapons, spent cartridges, empty beer containers, maggots in sinks, human feces on carpets, and a 5 gallon water jug in the bedroom filled with piss.


I lived for a year in a very similar house at 18th and Wells.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: T-Bone on April 02, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
Maybe a different thread entirely...

What are the possibilities of players transferring between schools in conference?  I assume this all goes out the window starting July 1, right?
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: keefe on April 06, 2013, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: WI_inferiority_complexes on April 02, 2013, 10:21:37 PM
I lived for a year in a very similar house at 18th and Wells.

Was it the pools of human fecal matter on the floor or the maggots wriggling in vomit that brought you back to 18th & Wells?

Frankly, I admire the use of a 5 gallon water jug as a portable urinal. How very efficient. He never had to get out of bed.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: brewcity77 on April 06, 2013, 06:24:31 AM
Quote from: T-Bone on April 02, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
Maybe a different thread entirely...

What are the possibilities of players transferring between schools in conference?  I assume this all goes out the window starting July 1, right?

Depends on your definition of in conference. We should be able to take any non-NBE transfers. So you we wanted Zeigler, I'm sure Buzz could pursue. Don't see that, though. I think if we took anyone the most likely scenarios would be a one-year grad student that was either a PG or C.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: chapman on April 06, 2013, 02:13:41 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 06, 2013, 04:53:30 AM
Was it the pools of human fecal matter on the floor or the maggots wriggling in vomit that brought you back to 18th & Wells?

Frankly, I admire the use of a 5 gallon water jug as a portable urinal. How very efficient. He never had to get out of bed.

Raise your hand if you were so far from the bathroom in the dorms that you had a bottle or jug to relieve yourself at night!  Knew a bunch of people who did that, but a big 5 gallon at the end of the hall might have served all of us.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: keefe on April 06, 2013, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: chapman on April 06, 2013, 02:13:41 PM
Raise your hand if you were so far from the bathroom in the dorms that you had a bottle or jug to relieve yourself at night!  Knew a bunch of people who did that, but a big 5 gallon at the end of the hall might have served all of us.

Most bizarre sight was a guy named Finnegan passed out one Sunday morning on the floor of our head in Schroeder. He was sprawled on the floor with his pants around his ankles, head in the urinal, and a pool of liquid sh1t on the floor around his backside. Of course, rather than show compassion, guys sharpied penii all over his body and squirted shaving cream all over his head and ass cheeks.



Title: Re: PITT
Post by: real chili 83 on April 06, 2013, 03:12:32 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 06, 2013, 02:51:02 PM
Most bizarre sight was a guy named Finnegan passed out one Sunday morning on the floor of our head in Schroeder. He was sprawled on the floor with his pants around his ankles, head in the urinal, and a pool of liquid sh1t on the floor around his backside. Of course, rather than show compassion, guys sharpied penii all over his body and squirted shaving cream all over his head and ass cheeks.





Finnegan from Cleveland? 
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: real chili 83 on April 06, 2013, 03:17:58 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 06, 2013, 02:51:02 PM
Most bizarre sight was a guy named Finnegan passed out one Sunday morning on the floor of our head in Schroeder. He was sprawled on the floor with his pants around his ankles, head in the urinal, and a pool of liquid sh1t on the floor around his backside. Of course, rather than show compassion, guys sharpied penii all over his body and squirted shaving cream all over his head and ass cheeks.





That sounds like Eggert's handiwork.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: keefe on April 06, 2013, 03:55:47 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on April 06, 2013, 03:12:32 PM
Finnegan from Cleveland? 

uh...Tom??
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: real chili 83 on April 06, 2013, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 06, 2013, 03:55:47 PM
uh...Tom??

Yep. He was on 10th floor when I was there...a year older than me.  We had a bunch of guys on 10th from St. Ignatius and St. Ed's.

Tom was a good guy.  Wore a kilt to class on St Patties one year.
Title: Re: PITT
Post by: keefe on April 06, 2013, 07:08:53 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on April 06, 2013, 04:41:45 PM
Yep. He was on 10th floor when I was there...a year older than me.  We had a bunch of guys on 10th from St. Ignatius and St. Ed's.

Tom was a good guy.  Wore a kilt to class on St Patties one year.

Tom was a good guy. He was a freshmen when we were sophomores. Tom went to St Ignats and was a huge fan of the Tribe. I follow the O's so we had a standing bet every game between those two teams. Man, back then the AL East was tits. We had the arms and Murray, Singleton, etc... Hell, even the Brewers were good.

Tom passed out in the head and of course everyone messed with him. He was painted and decorated well. He couldn't get the drawings off for days. He had a dick on his cheek (facial) for a week. Too funny. How do you explain that sitting in Fr Davitt's Ethics class?
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