This is right off of The Sports Hernia site.
Here's the link: http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2007/09/hernias-fall-tv.html
Here's the page itself.
Hernia's Fall TV Preview
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Starring Steve Howe, Leon Lett, Darryl Strawberry, Doc Gooden and Michael Irvin, the premise of this one is pretty self-explanotory. A blitzed Gooden and crew will sit around in a different guy's house each week violently chanting along with NFL Countdown's "Jacked up!" segment while repeatedly wondering, "who's f**king line is it anyway?"
The Waltons
Each week Bill Walton and his 14 sons build a teapee, then light up in the teapee, get really high in the teapee, accidentally burn down the teapee, then smoke outside the remains of the teapee, before drawing up blueprints for their new teapee.
Everybody Loves Romo
Featuring Tony Romo and everyone that lives for him. Common catch-phrases heard throughout the show:
"Does it look like this guy is having fun?"
"Hey, does this guy love football or what?"
"You gotta love this guy, he's just havin' fun out there"
"This just in, Tony Romo is pretty good"
Family Matters
Nasally Tiki Barber seemlessly takes on role of Steve Urkel in ABC's sure hit of a re-make. The white-strips addicted douche will use Urkel's common catch phrases which will also be featured on NBC's Football Night studio show in a painful cross-promotion: "Hey Costas, did I do that?"
"Mmmm Collinsworth, got any cheese?"
M.A.S.H. - Marv Albert Seeking Hair
Despite overwhelming popularity of the rodent living atop Marv's head, the show centers around the legendary broadcaster searching for hair solutions across the world, mainly seeking out exotic animals with interesting coats to replace the now famous species currently residing in that space.
Sex in the City
Set in Beantown, the show follows current athletes and their sexual adventures in 'the City.' Stars Tom Brady as Carrie (both have that annoying dimple on their chin), Curt Schilling as Samantha (a whore in his own way), Brian Scalabrine as Miranda, and Dustin Pedroia as Charlotte.
Lost
Featuring an ensemble cast headlined by Larry Johnson (the Grandma-ma LJ), the O'Bannon Brothers, Gregg Jeffries, Jerome Walton, Dino Radja and Timmy Smith.
Multiplicity: The TV series
Starring Chad Johnson, Ocho Cinco, his dancing shadow, and several Wayans' brothers.
The Office
Starring Jerry Jones as Michael Scott, Theo Epstein as Jim Halpert and Tom Crean as Dwight Shrute.
Ugly Benny
Starring Benito Santiago beginning his post-baseball career as an under-appreciated, ugly intern.
Dr. 90210
Jerry Jones gets cheekbones in his ass; Serena Williams finally gets that pesky penis removed.
Just re-hashing a joke they already made last march...
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2007/03/separated_at_bi.html
I highly doubt that Dwight Schrute would spend an hour a day writing fan letters.
But if you watch the show, you would know they both have bobble heads... interesting....
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5228/news
i wouldn't normally say this, but tom brady's picture on yahoo sports looks even more like schrute. what a dork!