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Title: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: real chili 83 on February 25, 2013, 08:10:26 PM
.......is upon us.

What do you get when you breed a pig with manti te'o?

Nothing there is some things a pig won't do.

Denvermu, what say you.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: only a warrior on February 25, 2013, 08:11:34 PM
Only hate week?  Thought it was all the time  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: denverMU on February 25, 2013, 08:23:00 PM
I quote the great Alfred James McGuire, "A Notre Dame grad will pick his nose to make sure you see his class ring".  We will beat their scum sucking asses and I will be in the house with my daughter(MU) freshman, 16 year old son(official MU visit), 14 year old son, brother(MU82), and brother-in-law(MU83).  Go Warriors!
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: mileskishnish72 on February 25, 2013, 08:24:40 PM
I hate ND with every fiber of my being.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: real chili 83 on February 25, 2013, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: denverMU on February 25, 2013, 08:23:00 PM
I quote the great Alfred James McGuire, "A Notre Dame grad will pick his nose to make sure you see his class ring".  We will beat their scum sucking asses and I will be in the house with my daughter(MU) freshman, 16 year old son(official MU visit), 14 year old son, brother(MU82), and brother-in-law(MU83).  Go Warriors!

Denver, bring it home baby.  Got kill those egg suckin', mouth breatin', women with back hair lovin', .......
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: hdog1017 on February 25, 2013, 08:27:02 PM
Lennay Kekua big head
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: muwarrior97 on February 25, 2013, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: hdog1017 on February 25, 2013, 08:27:02 PM
Lennay Kekua big head
That would be awesome!!! (Farley voice)
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: only a warrior on February 25, 2013, 08:34:53 PM
remember when you thought you had this girlfriend and it turned out to be a guy??? yeah, that was awesome (in Farley voice)
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: martyconlonontherun on February 25, 2013, 09:31:48 PM
I hope we do a Catholic 7 chant if we are about to win.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: real chili 83 on February 25, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
You are stranded on an island with a murderer, a cannibal, and Manti Te'o.  You have a gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?

Te'o...twice.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: lab_warrior on February 25, 2013, 09:38:49 PM
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/137/795/795137.jpg)
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: chapman on February 25, 2013, 09:46:44 PM
Senior day for Junior and Lockett.  And maybe Otule.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: Tugg Speedman on February 25, 2013, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: chapman on February 25, 2013, 09:46:44 PM
Senior day for Junior and Lockett.  And maybe Otule.

Not Otule ... he has been playing well, need him to come back one more year.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: denverMU on February 26, 2013, 11:31:34 AM
What did the Notre Dame basketball player get on his final exam?    Drool!
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: muarmy81 on February 26, 2013, 11:47:21 AM
Quote from: martyconlonontherun on February 25, 2013, 09:31:48 PM
I hope we do a Catholic 7 chant  when we are about to win.

Fixed
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: KenoshaWarrior on February 26, 2013, 11:50:20 AM
Im an pretty boy
Im an pretty boy
Im an pretty boy Just the same
But I'd rather be an pretty boy
Than have gone to Notre Dame


Notre Dame is French for our Bitch  (Best shirt ever)
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: klyrish on February 26, 2013, 11:51:10 AM
Quote from: lab_warrior on February 25, 2013, 09:38:49 PM
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/137/795/795137.jpg)

Thank you so much for this. Definitely making it my cover photo on FB Saturday morning.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on February 26, 2013, 01:00:15 PM
My idea for a big head was make like a facebook profile picture with the grey anonymous face they set as the default and put the name as Lennay Kekua.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: HelixAir6 on February 26, 2013, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on February 25, 2013, 08:10:26 PM
.......is upon us.

What do you get when you breed a pig with manti te'o?

Nothing there is some things a pig won't do.

Denvermu, what say you.

I thought the answer to this would just be Manti Te'o... because there is no pig...
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: warriorchick on February 26, 2013, 05:17:23 PM
Hey, Esard and friends in the student section --

Since the domer kids do that stupid jig about 30 times per home game, how about figuring out a way to do a polka in the stands?

I am sure you can get the sound guy at the BC to play, "In Heaven, there is no beer...."

Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: slingkong on February 28, 2013, 09:42:33 AM
Marquette University:  Real girlfriends since 1881
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: Murphysguy on February 28, 2013, 09:46:50 AM
Play like Alabama today
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: moomoo on February 28, 2013, 10:36:08 AM
isn't it ironic that the oldest Notre Dame joke is almost applicable to this whole Teo fiasco:

Q: "How do you know if someone graduated from Notre Dame?"

A: "Don't worry...they'll tell you. Also, they're a virgin."
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: Niv Berkowitz on February 28, 2013, 11:21:44 AM
Question - will Larry get mad at the students for putting down ND on Saturday?

Also, will he send an email to the students asking for them to respect a fellow institution similar to Marquette?

Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: MU82 on February 28, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: Niv Berkowitz on February 28, 2013, 11:21:44 AM
Question - will Larry get mad at the students for putting down ND on Saturday?

Also, will he send an email to the students asking for them to respect a fellow institution similar to Marquette?



Larry overreacted, we know that. Still, I do hope our folks do come up with something more clever Saturday than "F the Irish."
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: klyrish on February 28, 2013, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: moomoo on February 28, 2013, 10:36:08 AM
isn't it ironic that the oldest Notre Dame joke is almost applicable to this whole Teo fiasco:

Q: "How do you know if someone graduated from Notre Dame?"

A: "Don't worry...they'll tell you. Also, they're a virgin."


HAHAHAHAHAHA fantastic.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: warriorchick on February 28, 2013, 11:58:24 AM
Quote from: MU82 on February 28, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
Larry overreacted, we know that. Still, I do hope our folks do come up with something more clever Saturday than "F the Irish."

Any suggestions you want to give them?
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: moomoo on February 28, 2013, 12:10:14 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on February 28, 2013, 11:58:24 AM
Any suggestions you want to give them?

How about simply chanting--

"Manti Teo"

His name brings a sarcastic smile to millions across the world.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: GOO on February 28, 2013, 12:34:02 PM
I hope we can get through this ND game with more class than the Wisconsin game. Maybe no "F" chants and no "F" shirts... 
Well, I know we probably won't, and my faint hope is fading as I type this....
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: LAMUfan on February 28, 2013, 12:36:04 PM
O% chance of no F the Irish chants, It just sounds too right
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: akmarq on February 28, 2013, 12:42:16 PM
I think the whole Manti Te'o angle is pretty stupid. It's SUUUUPPPER played out, everyone has heard every joke, and it's about their football team (hey, Marquette should start a football team).

Not a fan.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: Husker4MU on February 28, 2013, 01:04:06 PM
Some of the best ND bashing has come from Every Day Should Be Saturday, the fantastic CFB blog.  Enjoy:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/10/12/guest-columnist-tommy-kilborn-notre-dame-student/
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/11/25/guest-columnist-tommy-kilborn-nd-alum/
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/09/08/guest-columnist-tommy-kilborn-notre-dame-law-student/
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/364602/picture-13.png)
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: MU82 on February 28, 2013, 01:12:50 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on February 28, 2013, 11:58:24 AM
Any suggestions you want to give them?
Not really my job, but I'll take a coupla swings ...

Sing along to the band playing "Sweet Home Alabama."

Have two male blow-up dolls, one wearing a green carnation (a la Digger) and the other in a turtleneck (a la Brey) and have them make out with each other.

Lame? OK, maybe. But at least they aren't just screaming foul language at the top of one's lungs.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: warriorchick on February 28, 2013, 01:36:19 PM
I forgot about this but Deadspin published this very thorough A to Z list of reasons to hate Notre Dame right before the BCS Championship game.  One of the best combinations of vitriol and humor I've seen:

http://deadspin.com/5963736/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: leever on February 28, 2013, 02:15:34 PM
Quote from: moomoo on February 28, 2013, 10:36:08 AM
isn't it ironic that the oldest Notre Dame joke is almost applicable to this whole Teo fiasco:

Q: "How do you know if someone graduated from Notre Dame?"

A: "Don't worry...they'll tell you. Also, they're a virgin."


Phone sex with an imaginary girlfriend doesn't count?
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: akmarq on February 28, 2013, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: akmarq on February 28, 2013, 12:42:16 PM
I think the whole Manti Te'o angle is pretty stupid. It's SUUUUPPPER played out, everyone has heard every joke, and it's about their football team (hey, Marquette should start a football team).

Not a fan.

Just to be clear..I'm not defending ND. They just suck and are evil for so many better reasons.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: klyrish on February 28, 2013, 04:43:05 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on February 28, 2013, 01:36:19 PM
I forgot about this but Deadspin published this very thorough A to Z list of reasons to hate Notre Dame right before the BCS Championship game.  One of the best combinations of vitriol and humor I've seen:

http://deadspin.com/5963736/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame

Finally finished reading this (I was savoring it throughout the workday). Brilliant. And absolutely hilarious.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on February 28, 2013, 05:20:48 PM
Really tempted to wear my "Roll Tide" shirt but never seen them lose at home so the superstition is getting to me. Gotta wear my usual getup.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: klyrish on February 28, 2013, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: esard2011 on February 28, 2013, 05:20:48 PM
Really tempted to wear my "Roll Tide" shirt but never seen them lose at home so the superstition is getting to me. Gotta wear my usual getup.

I'm getting extremely superstitious about this game. I haven't shaved since before the Syracuse game and won't. I wore Lucky Gray (the standard MARQUETTE gray Champion tackletwill hoodie I got my first visit to MU going on 13 years ago now) on Saturday and feel like I need to wear it again.

Ugh, I hate this. It's so stupid but I can't help it.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: real chili 83 on February 28, 2013, 07:01:02 PM
Your legs and armpits must be getting nasty by now.  ;)
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: klyrish on March 01, 2013, 12:08:28 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on February 28, 2013, 07:01:02 PM
Your legs and armpits must be getting nasty by now.  ;)

They've been atrocious for years.
Title: Re: Notre Dame hate week......
Post by: real chili 83 on March 02, 2013, 05:30:20 PM
All is well.

All is well.

Hope we get the nose pickers in the BET.

All is well.
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