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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:14:44 PM

Title: Seriously off topic....
Post by: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
....and granted, it belongs in the Superbar (but then few of you would see it)

Read the second review, entitled, "Oh the shame...."

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on February 18, 2013, 03:20:37 PM
warthog clearly wrote the 1st review (knob and bollocks).
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: keefe on February 18, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
Quote from: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
....and granted, it belongs in the Superbar (but then few of you would see it)

Read the second review, entitled, "Oh the shame...."

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK


Uh, begs the question why you were reading hair removal crème reviews in a UK website...?
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:23:44 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 18, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
Uh, begs the question why you were reading hair removal crème reviews in a UK website...?

I suspected I might need to answer that question.   ;)    I was reading this:

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/340946/having-bad-day-jonah-goldberg

Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: JD on February 18, 2013, 03:30:25 PM
Quote from: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:23:44 PM
I suspected I might need to answer that question.   ;)    I was reading this:

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/340946/having-bad-day-jonah-goldberg



Ahhh, premeditated eh?  So you planned in advance.  Irrelevant.  Raises more questions from me!  ;D


By the way, Icy Hot is the worst.  My inner thigh was killing me after a soccer game, biggest mistake i've ever made.  Made a grown man cry.
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: 77ncaachamps on February 18, 2013, 03:31:44 PM
nvm
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:33:03 PM
Bring em on.

Anyway, I was snorting.  Not laughing, but snorting.  I had just eaten lunch, and was in pain I was laughing so hard.  
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: keefe on February 18, 2013, 04:11:53 PM
Quote from: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:33:03 PM
Bring em on.

Anyway, I was snorting.  Not laughing, but snorting.  I had just eaten lunch, and was in pain I was laughing so hard.  

Actually it was pretty f@cking funny. Not sure it's true but the guy gets two thumbs up for being creative yet perverse.
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: Marqevans on February 18, 2013, 04:49:31 PM
Quote from: AZWarrior on February 18, 2013, 03:33:03 PM
Bring em on.

Anyway, I was snorting.  Not laughing, but snorting.  I had just eaten lunch, and was in pain I was laughing so hard.  

Ditto!
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: bobnoxious on February 18, 2013, 06:14:14 PM
I havent laughed that hard in I couldnt tell you how long
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: connie on February 18, 2013, 06:20:37 PM
Quote from: JDuquaine on February 18, 2013, 03:30:25 PM
Ahhh, premeditated eh?  So you planned in advance.  Irrelevant.  Raises more questions from me!  ;D


By the way, Icy Hot is the worst.  My inner thigh was killing me after a soccer game, biggest mistake i've ever made.  Made a grown man cry.
Capzasin is worse---and lasts longer.
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: Dawson Rental on February 19, 2013, 12:09:24 PM
Quote from: bobnoxious on February 18, 2013, 06:14:14 PM
I havent laughed that hard in I couldnt tell you how long

+1  There should have been a warning, I woke my wife up and she wasn't pleased, especially when I couldn't stop right away.
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: BrewCity83 on February 19, 2013, 03:05:01 PM
That was funny as hell.  Tears of suppressed laughter at my desk...I had to get up and walk away twice just to regain my composure at work.

Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on February 19, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
quite a few gag reviews on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G
QuoteLike many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot.

http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg_t

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005Q8UG/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk

http://www.amazon.com/review/R19VR02ER9HKFH/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B004RA2KS4&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ounce-Bottle-Spray-Mist/product-reviews/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

http://www.amazon.com/Three-Wolf-Moon-T-Shirt-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1258941246&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1258941246&sr=8-6

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006IGZSM

http://www.amazon.com/review/R10R97A5LU3BDD/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: warriorchick on February 19, 2013, 08:05:56 PM
There is an entire website devoted to funny online reviews.  Here is a link to my all-time favorite:

http://www.uhpinions.com/horse-head-mask/
Title: Re: Seriously off topic....
Post by: keefe on February 20, 2013, 03:16:04 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on February 19, 2013, 08:05:56 PM
There is an entire website devoted to funny online reviews.  Here is a link to my all-time favorite:

http://www.uhpinions.com/horse-head-mask/


http://www.creepyhorsemask.com/

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