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Title: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 02, 2013, 01:29:12 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html

A San Fernando Valley legend lies alone in a California hospital bed, his heart a mere shell of what it once was. Though still clinging to precious life by a thread the tributes have already begun pouring in. Among the more touching:


"Let us all wear the zipper of our pants at half-mast today."

"He's a great guy who arranged the best 3-some I ever had. Get well soon my friend!"

"Get better Ron, cause there's a lot more kitten out there for you!"



Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: honkytonk on February 02, 2013, 01:31:49 PM
I think he'll pull it out.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 02, 2013, 01:34:21 PM
Reports indicate he has stiffened his resolve and will lick this thing
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: honkytonk on February 02, 2013, 01:46:37 PM
With all that stamina and endurance he has built up over the years, Im surprised he finds himself in such a...tight situation.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: brewcity77 on February 02, 2013, 01:51:45 PM
I thought this was going to be about Stew Morrill.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: 🏀 on February 02, 2013, 01:59:50 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 02, 2013, 01:29:12 PM
a mere shell of what it once was





Jeremy was better known for opening shells to a condition to which they will never be able to recover from.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on February 02, 2013, 02:10:42 PM
"Count down from 30."
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: warriorchick on February 02, 2013, 02:13:53 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?

By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: honkytonk on February 02, 2013, 02:22:51 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on February 02, 2013, 02:13:53 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?

By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.

Yeah, this should probably be in the Superbar....just like all of your lame "coolest name' threads.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 02, 2013, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: PTM on February 02, 2013, 01:59:50 PM
Jeremy was better known for opening shells to a condition to which they will never be able to recover from.

Those wounds never heal, do they
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: GGGG on February 02, 2013, 02:58:52 PM
Quote from: honkytonk on February 02, 2013, 02:22:51 PM
Yeah, this should probably be in the Superbar....just like all of your lame "coolest name' threads.


Stay classy dude....
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: GGGG on February 02, 2013, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: brewcity77 on February 02, 2013, 01:51:45 PM
I thought this was going to be about Stew Morrill.


I just had an awful vision pop into my head.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 02, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on February 02, 2013, 02:58:52 PM

Stay classy dude....

Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: GGGG on February 02, 2013, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 02, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?

I guess I don't have a scorecard like you do.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on February 02, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 02, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?

I dont know who you are or what you read on here but Warrior Chick constantly backs the students on this board so ill back her up. Sultan said it best, stay classy. Plus this really should be in the superbar.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: MU82 on February 02, 2013, 03:16:56 PM
Superbar, please.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: 4everwarriors on February 02, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Who else here stands behind the chick?
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: honkytonk on February 02, 2013, 04:12:05 PM
When it comes to the "coolest name" threads, I dont know if I should think they are cool...or super cool...or thuper keoul.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Blackhat on February 02, 2013, 04:16:06 PM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 02, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Who else here stands behind the chick?

I'll give her a fist for the wacky names thread.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on February 03, 2013, 11:09:24 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on February 02, 2013, 02:13:53 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?

By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.

Wait...women don't like porn!?!  ?-(
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Ari Gold on February 03, 2013, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: Stone Cold on February 02, 2013, 04:16:06 PM
I'll give her a fist for the wacky names thread.
Phrasing
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 03, 2013, 11:17:39 AM
Quote from: Spaniel with a Short Tail on February 03, 2013, 11:09:24 AM
Wait...women don't like porn!?!  ?-(

Real women eat porn for breakfast. Actually, the fastest growing demographic is 18-32 y/o women. Women are much more specific in their consumption but younger women at least equal and in several sub categories exceed men in terms of site visits, length of visit, registrations, etc... Gone are the days of closing her eyes and thinking of England
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Blackhat on February 03, 2013, 11:48:48 AM
Quote from: keefe on February 03, 2013, 11:17:39 AM
Actually, the fastest growing demographic is 18-32 y/o women.

That's not saying much.  Porn pretty much cornered the market for 13-79 yo men.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: MUCam on February 03, 2013, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: Stone Cold on February 03, 2013, 11:48:48 AM
That's not saying much.  Porn pretty much cornered the market for 13-79 yo men.

Ha. No doubt. I was thinking the same thing. It is pretty hard for any male age group to be the "fastest growing demographic" when it is already running at nearly 100% capacity.

Oh, statistics. How I love your ability to make any and every argument superficially better.

Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 03, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: MUCam on February 03, 2013, 12:33:36 PM
Ha. No doubt. I was thinking the same thing. It is pretty hard for any male age group to be the "fastest growing demographic" when it is already running at nearly 100% capacity.

Oh, statistics. How I love your ability to make any and every argument superficially better.



More than 80% of women under 35% consume porn more than 5 times each week. The world has changed due to virtual distribution.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 03:10:43 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 03, 2013, 11:17:39 AM
Women are much more specific in their consumption but younger women at least equal and in several sub categories exceed men in terms of site visits, length of visit, registrations, etc...

Which sub categories? Nurses? Submissive? Dentists? Trannies?

My length of visit is usually not more than a couple of minutes so women spending more time doesn't surprise me.

I've hung around Ron before. Interesting dude. Hope he comes out of this healthy.

Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: 4everwarriors on February 03, 2013, 03:23:24 PM
Yeah, you and Ron are tight.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: warriorchick on February 03, 2013, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 03:10:43 PM

I've hung around Ron before. Interesting dude. Hope he comes out of this healthy.



Just when I thought you couldn't get any skeevier.....
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 03, 2013, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 03:10:43 PM
Which sub categories? Nurses? Submissive? Dentists? Trannies?

My length of visit is usually not more than a couple of minutes so women spending more time doesn't surprise me.

I've hung around Ron before. Interesting dude. Hope he comes out of this healthy.



A few beers with The Hedgehog would be interesting. Dude must have some stories.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 03, 2013, 04:45:26 PM
A few beers with The Hedgehog would be interesting. Dude must have some stories.

Yes - and stories (and a movie) were CREATED one night in Milwaukee.

Quote from: warriorchickJust when I thought you couldn't get any skeevier.....

You and he are similar. Both well versed in the double-entry procedure.

Quote from: keefe
More than 80% of women under 35% (sic) consume porn more than 5 times each week.

"Consume porn" is troubling terminology. I can't believe 80% watch porn 5 times a week.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 04, 2013, 02:43:05 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
Yes - and stories (and a movie) were CREATED one night in Milwaukee.

You and he are similar. Both well versed in the double-entry procedure.

"Consume porn" is troubling terminology. I can't believe 80% watch porn 5 times a week.


Wait. Is this for real? You and the Hedgehog are Bros? I have got to hear this.

"Consumption" is the clinical term. I worked in Corporate Strategy for a cell carrier and we looked at consumption patterns through survey and bill scrape research from Nielsen, ComScore, IDS, etc... Our interest was that hand held devices had ceased to be phones and were mobile surfing devices. Since we also offered Tablets we looked at all venues for web access. As you might know, porn is a major category. What is surprising is that young females consume a significant amount of porn, visiting a few sites but loitering longer than males at each site (while males have a larger range of sites and employ more of a grazing behavior.)  Adult females under 35 use wifi first thing in the am and hit email, news, and social media. Throughout the working day this demographic uses their mobile devices to access carrier networks to surf porn and dating sites, obviously skirting employer firewalls. Returning home most consumption is on wifi but traffic on carrier nets spikes after 10 pm with email, social media, dating, games, and porn dominating consumption.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on February 05, 2013, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
Yes - and stories (and a movie) were CREATED one night in Milwaukee.

You and he are similar. Both well versed in the double-entry procedure.

"Consume porn" is troubling terminology. I can't believe 80% watch porn 5 times a week.


wait.  you did a movie with the Hedgehog?  I didn't think he did m/m.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 05, 2013, 03:08:16 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on February 05, 2013, 10:58:12 AM
wait.  you did a movie with the Hedgehog?  I didn't think he did m/m.

I still want to hear about the Milwaukee porn flick...

Debbie Does Fish Fries
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Bocephys on February 05, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: keefe on February 05, 2013, 03:08:16 PM
I still want to hear about the Milwaukee porn flick...

Debbie Does Fish Fries

Bratwurst, or references thereof, would have to be involved.
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: Jay Bee on February 06, 2013, 11:12:20 AM
He came into town to do a show. At a certain brewery in Milwaukee. Hiphop concert. This was ~1999.

Ron performed on stage, doing comedy... and was one of the MC's for the evening. He likes some rap music.

Then, near the end of the concert additional performers arrived to help him with his late night duties. There were hired professionals, including a voluptuous redhead and a 70 year old man dressed up as a butler.

In addition, a couple of concert attendees were invited to get a taste of the big screen.

This is a clip from after the concert, as the transformation from concert hall to movie set was going on.

http://www.youtube.com/v/VCpZV2jCMjc
Title: Re: Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition
Post by: keefe on February 08, 2013, 04:41:44 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 06, 2013, 11:12:20 AM

In addition, a couple of concert attendees were invited to get a taste of the big screen.

Male or female?
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