http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html
A San Fernando Valley legend lies alone in a California hospital bed, his heart a mere shell of what it once was. Though still clinging to precious life by a thread the tributes have already begun pouring in. Among the more touching:
"Let us all wear the zipper of our pants at half-mast today."
"He's a great guy who arranged the best 3-some I ever had. Get well soon my friend!"
"Get better Ron, cause there's a lot more kitten out there for you!"
I think he'll pull it out.
Reports indicate he has stiffened his resolve and will lick this thing
With all that stamina and endurance he has built up over the years, Im surprised he finds himself in such a...tight situation.
I thought this was going to be about Stew Morrill.
Quote from: keefe on February 02, 2013, 01:29:12 PM
a mere shell of what it once was
Jeremy was better known for opening shells to a condition to which they will never be able to recover from.
"Count down from 30."
Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?
By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.
Quote from: warriorchick on February 02, 2013, 02:13:53 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?
By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.
Yeah, this should probably be in the Superbar....just like all of your lame "coolest name' threads.
Quote from: PTM on February 02, 2013, 01:59:50 PM
Jeremy was better known for opening shells to a condition to which they will never be able to recover from.
Those wounds never heal, do they
Quote from: honkytonk on February 02, 2013, 02:22:51 PM
Yeah, this should probably be in the Superbar....just like all of your lame "coolest name' threads.
Stay classy dude....
Quote from: brewcity77 on February 02, 2013, 01:51:45 PM
I thought this was going to be about Stew Morrill.
I just had an awful vision pop into my head.
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on February 02, 2013, 02:58:52 PM
Stay classy dude....
Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?
Quote from: keefe on February 02, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?
I guess I don't have a scorecard like you do.
Quote from: keefe on February 02, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?
I dont know who you are or what you read on here but Warrior Chick constantly backs the students on this board so ill back her up. Sultan said it best, stay classy. Plus this really should be in the superbar.
Superbar, please.
Who else here stands behind the chick?
When it comes to the "coolest name" threads, I dont know if I should think they are cool...or super cool...or thuper keoul.
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 02, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
Who else here stands behind the chick?
I'll give her a fist for the wacky names thread.
Quote from: warriorchick on February 02, 2013, 02:13:53 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?
By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.
Wait...women don't like porn!?! ?-(
Quote from: Stone Cold on February 02, 2013, 04:16:06 PM
I'll give her a fist for the wacky names thread.
Phrasing
Quote from: Spaniel with a Short Tail on February 03, 2013, 11:09:24 AM
Wait...women don't like porn!?! ?-(
Real women eat porn for breakfast. Actually, the fastest growing demographic is 18-32 y/o women. Women are much more specific in their consumption but younger women at least equal and in several sub categories exceed men in terms of site visits, length of visit, registrations, etc... Gone are the days of closing her eyes and thinking of England
Quote from: keefe on February 03, 2013, 11:17:39 AM
Actually, the fastest growing demographic is 18-32 y/o women.
That's not saying much. Porn pretty much cornered the market for 13-79 yo men.
Quote from: Stone Cold on February 03, 2013, 11:48:48 AM
That's not saying much. Porn pretty much cornered the market for 13-79 yo men.
Ha. No doubt. I was thinking the same thing. It is pretty hard for any male age group to be the "fastest growing demographic" when it is already running at nearly 100% capacity.
Oh, statistics. How I love your ability to make any and every argument superficially better.
Quote from: MUCam on February 03, 2013, 12:33:36 PM
Ha. No doubt. I was thinking the same thing. It is pretty hard for any male age group to be the "fastest growing demographic" when it is already running at nearly 100% capacity.
Oh, statistics. How I love your ability to make any and every argument superficially better.
More than 80% of women under 35% consume porn more than 5 times each week. The world has changed due to virtual distribution.
Quote from: keefe on February 03, 2013, 11:17:39 AM
Women are much more specific in their consumption but younger women at least equal and in several sub categories exceed men in terms of site visits, length of visit, registrations, etc...
Which sub categories? Nurses? Submissive? Dentists? Trannies?
My length of visit is usually not more than a couple of minutes so women spending more time doesn't surprise me.
I've hung around Ron before. Interesting dude. Hope he comes out of this healthy.
Yeah, you and Ron are tight.
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 03:10:43 PM
I've hung around Ron before. Interesting dude. Hope he comes out of this healthy.
Just when I thought you couldn't get any skeevier.....
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 03:10:43 PM
Which sub categories? Nurses? Submissive? Dentists? Trannies?
My length of visit is usually not more than a couple of minutes so women spending more time doesn't surprise me.
I've hung around Ron before. Interesting dude. Hope he comes out of this healthy.
A few beers with The Hedgehog would be interesting. Dude must have some stories.
Quote from: keefe on February 03, 2013, 04:45:26 PM
A few beers with The Hedgehog would be interesting. Dude must have some stories.
Yes - and stories (and a movie) were CREATED one night in Milwaukee.
Quote from: warriorchickJust when I thought you couldn't get any skeevier.....
You and he are similar. Both well versed in the double-entry procedure.
Quote from: keefe
More than 80% of women under 35% (sic) consume porn more than 5 times each week.
"Consume porn" is troubling terminology. I can't believe 80% watch porn 5 times a week.
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
Yes - and stories (and a movie) were CREATED one night in Milwaukee.
You and he are similar. Both well versed in the double-entry procedure.
"Consume porn" is troubling terminology. I can't believe 80% watch porn 5 times a week.
Wait. Is this for real? You and the Hedgehog are Bros? I have got to hear this.
"Consumption" is the clinical term. I worked in Corporate Strategy for a cell carrier and we looked at consumption patterns through survey and bill scrape research from Nielsen, ComScore, IDS, etc... Our interest was that hand held devices had ceased to be phones and were mobile surfing devices. Since we also offered Tablets we looked at all venues for web access. As you might know, porn is a major category. What is surprising is that young females consume a significant amount of porn, visiting a few sites but loitering longer than males at each site (while males have a larger range of sites and employ more of a grazing behavior.) Adult females under 35 use wifi first thing in the am and hit email, news, and social media. Throughout the working day this demographic uses their mobile devices to access carrier networks to surf porn and dating sites, obviously skirting employer firewalls. Returning home most consumption is on wifi but traffic on carrier nets spikes after 10 pm with email, social media, dating, games, and porn dominating consumption.
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 03, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
Yes - and stories (and a movie) were CREATED one night in Milwaukee.
You and he are similar. Both well versed in the double-entry procedure.
"Consume porn" is troubling terminology. I can't believe 80% watch porn 5 times a week.
wait. you did a movie with the Hedgehog? I didn't think he did m/m.
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on February 05, 2013, 10:58:12 AM
wait. you did a movie with the Hedgehog? I didn't think he did m/m.
I still want to hear about the Milwaukee porn flick...
Debbie Does Fish Fries
Quote from: keefe on February 05, 2013, 03:08:16 PM
I still want to hear about the Milwaukee porn flick...
Debbie Does Fish Fries
Bratwurst, or references thereof, would have to be involved.
He came into town to do a show. At a certain brewery in Milwaukee. Hiphop concert. This was ~1999.
Ron performed on stage, doing comedy... and was one of the MC's for the evening. He likes some rap music.
Then, near the end of the concert additional performers arrived to help him with his late night duties. There were hired professionals, including a voluptuous redhead and a 70 year old man dressed up as a butler.
In addition, a couple of concert attendees were invited to get a taste of the big screen.
This is a clip from after the concert, as the transformation from concert hall to movie set was going on.
http://www.youtube.com/v/VCpZV2jCMjc
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 06, 2013, 11:12:20 AM
In addition, a couple of concert attendees were invited to get a taste of the big screen.
Male or female?