Poll
Question:
Which player that we have gone up against this year has the coolest name?
Option 1: Onochie Ochie, SE Louisiana
votes: 52
Option 2: Ge'Lawn Guyn, Cincinnati
votes: 20
Option 3: Cheikh Mbodj, Cincinnati
votes: 16
Option 4: Cashmere Wright, Cincinnati
votes: 15
I hearby attest that in choosing this week's nominees, I looked only at the official roster page of the Cincinnati Bearcats Men's Basketball, which has no photographs.
http://www.gobearcats.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/cinn-m-baskbl-mtt.html
Therefore, my selections were made without regard to race.
So suck it, haters!
Cashmire Wright had the coolest name and you left him off.
Quote from: bilsu on January 17, 2013, 09:00:30 PM
Cashmire Wright had the coolest name and you left him off.
His last name is too boring. I'd put Titus Rubles in before Cashmere.
Can we get some phonetic spellings on these names? Wait...is it racist to ask that?
Bringing up racism is racist
Quote from: bilsu on January 17, 2013, 09:00:30 PM
Cashmire Wright had the coolest name and you left him off.
+1
The most disappointing thing about last game's names was finding out Geramipoor is pronounced "Jeremy Poor"
Why even vote for this when Marquette has the "coolest name" on it's own roster?
Quote from: Marqevans on January 18, 2013, 07:41:50 AM
Why even vote for this when Marquette has the "coolest name" on it's own roster?
Because where is the racism in that?
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on January 17, 2013, 09:55:07 PM
Can we get some phonetic spellings on these names? Wait...is it racist to ask that?
Got your phonetic spellings for you.
Ge'Lawn Guyn JEE-lawn Gwinn
Cheikh Mbodj sheck MOOD-juh
Quote from: warriorchick on January 17, 2013, 08:29:50 PM
I hearby attest that in choosing this week's nominees, I looked only at the official roster page of the Cincinnati Bearcats Men's Basketball, which has no photographs.
http://www.gobearcats.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/cinn-m-baskbl-mtt.html
Therefore, my selections were made without regard to race.
So suck it, haters!
Suck it? Nice and classy
Cashmire Wright. seriously is the best name ever. I want a write in vote.
Okay, I added Cashmere. But in my opinion, it's not a cool name, just kinda.....unconventional.
Quote from: warriorchick on January 18, 2013, 09:27:18 AM
Okay, I added Cashmere. But in my opinion, it's not a cool name, just kinda.....unconventional.
Unconventional = non-traditional. :'(
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 18, 2013, 09:31:00 AM
Unconventional = non-traditional. :'(
Not necessarily. Have you seem some of the stupid-ass names even traditionals give their spawn? I wrote an entire blog post about it:
http://skinnyblondeoprah.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/no-one-hires-a-attorney-named-bryttnee/
Quote from: LAMUfan on January 18, 2013, 08:53:34 AM
Cashmire Wright. seriously is the best name ever. I want a write in vote.
Best name ever?? That title safely belongs to Memphis State's Baskerville Holmes.
Does Cashmere count if he doesn't play?
Onochie is #1.
Cashmere is a badass name. I wouldn't be able to pull it off though.
Quote from: MarsupialMadness on January 18, 2013, 10:09:05 AM
Cashmere is a badass name. I wouldn't be able to pull it off though.
The only person who can pull off a name like "Cashmere" is someone who can beat the crap out of anyone who makes fun of it.
Quote from: warriorchick on January 17, 2013, 09:23:19 PM
His last name is too boring. I'd put Titus Rubles in before Cashmere.
I like "Titus Rubles". Everyone knows right off the bat that he's not going to buy a round in that Russian bar.
Quote from: warriorchick on January 18, 2013, 09:36:17 AM
Not necessarily. Have you seem some of the stupid-ass names even traditionals give their spawn? I wrote an entire blog post about it:
http://skinnyblondeoprah.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/no-one-hires-a-attorney-named-bryttnee/
Wow, Stace, you're a weird one. I like it. If only you were 30 years younger!
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 18, 2013, 10:34:31 AM
Wow, Stace, you're a weird one. I like it. If only you were 30 years younger!
Too bad that married thing gets in the way too. Have a nice weekend.
I thought about starting a comic called "the adventures of scoop and cashmere" after seeing Syracuse and Cincinnati play last year 8-)
Cashmere is a very cool name- especially for a basketball player- very smooth sounding...
Actually a pretty good player too- not upset if he ends up missing tomorrow..
Quote from: warriorchick on January 18, 2013, 09:36:17 AM
Not necessarily. Have you seem some of the stupid-ass names even traditionals give their spawn? I wrote an entire blog post about it:
http://skinnyblondeoprah.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/no-one-hires-a-attorney-named-bryttnee/
Warriorchick, I would love to be examined by a doctor named Tiffany. I would probably even pay extra.
Quote from: jsglow on January 18, 2013, 10:56:48 AM
Too bad that married thing gets in the way too. Have a nice weekend.
If warriorchick figures out a way to take 30 years off her age, is the married thing
really going to present that much of an additional obstacle? Particularly when you take into consideration the fact that the only realistic way to take 30 years off one's age would involve selling one's soul to the devil which could change one's outlook on the sacraments.
I regret having clicked on this thread. I have hit the very bottom; I need to find better things to do with my down time.
Quote from: BrewCity BallCrusher on January 18, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
Warriorchick, I would love to be examined by a doctor named Tiffany. I would probably even pay extra.
Maybe for a physical, but do you really want her performing your coronary bypass?