Okay...it may be evil to mock the dead, but certainly it can't be bad to mock the non-existent dead, is it? I mean...not like there'd be harm in me making fun of Rachel Dawes' death in Dark Knight? Anyway...here's what I got...
-- I completely understand what Manti Te'o is going through. I remember how hurt I felt when the girl I loved who embodied beauty, strength, and determination died. And it only became more painful when I learned Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't real!
**Breaking News** Manti Te'o just received a dozen white roses. Card read "You're it! Love, Lance"
-- So what if the Sixth Sense kid could see dead people? I saw Lennay Kekua.
Alright, MUScoop, what you got?
Finally a love story less believable than Katherine Webb falling for AJ McCarron!
I can't claim originality on this, but I laughed:
That wasn't Te'o missing all those tackles against Alabama, he was just hugging his girlfriend.
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Manti Te'o and his girlfriend share a warm embrace.
From SNL's Seth Meyers: @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
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Quote from: damuts222 on January 17, 2013, 12:06:59 PM
From SNL's Seth Meyers: @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
That joke was old about 12 hours before Meyers tweeted it.
Eddie Lacy was probably the girlfriend, cause Te'o never touched him either.
This isn't a joke, but man if your stud middle linebacker has to date an imaginary person then that says a lot about the girls at ND
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/this-picture-sums-up-the-night/
This.
This is what happens when you name schools after ladies who tell people they got pregnant without having sex.
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He's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.
New branding campaing.....N.D. stands for "No Dame"
Hell, MU students should make up t-shirts like that for when the Iwish..I mean Irish come to town.
Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.
ZFB is demanding his e-lover finally Skype with him after 4 years of internet bliss. I hope for his sake that his internet lover really is the 58 yr old midget tranny that ZFB has believed he's been talking to all these years.
Quote from: PTM on January 17, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
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+1
Quote from: dwaderoy2004 on January 17, 2013, 06:36:51 PM
Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.
Usually they're Nigerian.
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on January 18, 2013, 07:59:15 AM
Usually they're Nigerian.
Maybe he was talking about Obama.
I'm really going to be embarassed if someone tells me Fawn Leibowtiz didn't die in that kiln explosion!
"Q: When a coach leaves a program that is about to go on probation for the NFL should we just call that a Pete Carroll from now on?
—Scott, Las Vegas
SG: And if you can Pete Carroll a football program while also Lennay Kekua–ing it, that's called a Bobby Petrino."
HA!
saw a t-shirt online mocking the ND inspirational quote: "Play like your fake girlfriend died today!"
http://barstool.market-safe.com/index.php/shirt-9/play-like.html
It's not 'Touchdown Jesus' anymore. He's just got his arms around his on-line girlfriends.
If Te'o were gay, he'd be dating George Glass.