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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: brewcity77 on January 17, 2013, 10:44:54 AM

Title: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: brewcity77 on January 17, 2013, 10:44:54 AM
Okay...it may be evil to mock the dead, but certainly it can't be bad to mock the non-existent dead, is it? I mean...not like there'd be harm in me making fun of Rachel Dawes' death in Dark Knight? Anyway...here's what I got...

-- I completely understand what Manti Te'o is going through. I remember how hurt I felt when the girl I loved who embodied beauty, strength, and determination died. And it only became more painful when I learned Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't real!

**Breaking News** Manti Te'o just received a dozen white roses. Card read "You're it! Love, Lance"

-- So what if the Sixth Sense kid could see dead people? I saw Lennay Kekua.

Alright, MUScoop, what you got?
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: MerrittsMustache on January 17, 2013, 11:04:20 AM
Finally a love story less believable than Katherine Webb falling for AJ McCarron!

Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: LON on January 17, 2013, 11:13:43 AM
I can't claim originality on this, but I laughed:

That wasn't Te'o missing all those tackles against Alabama, he was just hugging his girlfriend.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Pakuni on January 17, 2013, 11:57:34 AM
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/sAkOQtPn4NHFlp6HSrU77w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/teo.jpg)

Manti Te'o and his girlfriend share a warm embrace.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: damuts222 on January 17, 2013, 12:06:59 PM
From SNL's Seth Meyers:  @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: SoCalwarrior on January 17, 2013, 12:14:48 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/te-oing_zps9069cb95.jpeg)
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Pakuni on January 17, 2013, 12:24:59 PM
Quote from: damuts222 on January 17, 2013, 12:06:59 PM
From SNL's Seth Meyers:  @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

That joke was old about 12 hours before Meyers tweeted it.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: mu03eng on January 17, 2013, 01:31:56 PM
Eddie Lacy was probably the girlfriend, cause Te'o never touched him either.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: swoopem on January 17, 2013, 01:42:27 PM
This isn't a joke, but man if your stud middle linebacker has to date an imaginary person then that says a lot about the girls at ND
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: nyg on January 17, 2013, 02:34:35 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/this-picture-sums-up-the-night/

This.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on January 17, 2013, 03:10:16 PM
This is what happens when you name schools after ladies who tell people they got pregnant without having sex.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: 🏀 on January 17, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/RollTideTA/teo.gif)
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: TallTitan34 on January 17, 2013, 04:27:29 PM
He's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Da 'Lanche on January 17, 2013, 06:18:09 PM
New branding campaing.....N.D. stands for "No Dame"

Hell, MU students should make up t-shirts like that for when the Iwish..I mean Irish come to town.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: dwaderoy2004 on January 17, 2013, 06:36:51 PM
Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Jay Bee on January 17, 2013, 10:57:42 PM
ZFB is demanding his e-lover finally Skype with him after 4 years of internet bliss. I hope for his sake that his internet lover really is the 58 yr old midget tranny that ZFB has believed he's been talking to all these years.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Lighthouse 84 on January 18, 2013, 07:49:44 AM
Quote from: PTM on January 17, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/RollTideTA/teo.gif)
+1
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Hards Alumni on January 18, 2013, 07:59:15 AM
Quote from: dwaderoy2004 on January 17, 2013, 06:36:51 PM
Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.

Usually they're Nigerian.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Benny B on January 18, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on January 18, 2013, 07:59:15 AM
Usually they're Nigerian.

Maybe he was talking about Obama.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: lurch91 on January 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
I'm really going to be embarassed if someone tells me Fawn Leibowtiz didn't die in that kiln explosion!
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: Hards Alumni on January 18, 2013, 05:40:02 PM
"Q: When a coach leaves a program that is about to go on probation for the NFL should we just call that a Pete Carroll from now on?
—Scott, Las Vegas

SG: And if you can Pete Carroll a football program while also Lennay Kekua–ing it, that's called a Bobby Petrino."

HA!
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: muhoosier260 on January 21, 2013, 03:24:40 PM
saw a t-shirt online mocking the ND inspirational quote: "Play like your fake girlfriend died today!"

http://barstool.market-safe.com/index.php/shirt-9/play-like.html
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: tower912 on January 21, 2013, 08:31:13 PM
It's not 'Touchdown Jesus' anymore.   He's just got his arms around his on-line girlfriends.
Title: Re: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes
Post by: MU82 on January 21, 2013, 09:45:08 PM
If Te'o were gay, he'd be dating George Glass.
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