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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Blackhat on September 25, 2012, 09:27:51 PM

Title: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Blackhat on September 25, 2012, 09:27:51 PM
And should attendance be a pre-requisite for assumption of power for all outsider future administrators?


I would put down big time inflated tuition bucks to attend this class.


1.  Commanding pupil attention, this man:
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With guest appearances by this man with a policy of no towel crapping when class is in session.

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2. Of course I do.  DUH
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: TallTitan34 on September 25, 2012, 10:58:46 PM
Murph.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Blackhat on September 25, 2012, 11:08:04 PM
Forgot about him, I might have to change my vote.   I can envision some of the endless conjecture in that class.   Side topics about Keaton Nankivil best WI prep player ever, etc.  Pure Gold.

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Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: augoman on September 26, 2012, 12:54:19 AM
ya know, Murph isn't alone in thinking Nankivill was wasted at UW..., or is that me putting words in Murph's mouth?
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Blackhat on September 26, 2012, 07:36:05 AM
I respect Murf's basketball acumen but he's been wrong on a few biggies.   Gotta respect that he sticks his neck out there with his opinions though.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Goose on September 26, 2012, 10:00:12 AM
4ever could be pretty solid.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Gato78 on September 26, 2012, 10:09:56 AM
Blue  & Gold Fund concept: MU BB history seminar with students, alums etc. Maybe a 4 part seminar with guest speakers for each. Want to pass along the history and preserve it as well. Might be 25 posters that show up but could be hundreds if it appeals the right way,ie. start with MAjerus as the guest speaker--I bet there would be a pretty good response.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: GGGG on September 26, 2012, 10:12:11 AM
Murph would be great if it were still 1964 and the players couldn't really jump.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: TallTitan34 on September 26, 2012, 10:15:24 AM
I wasn't joking.

Murph has some stories everyone here would love to hear.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Sharpie on September 26, 2012, 11:33:52 AM
Chicos?
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: jmayer1 on September 26, 2012, 01:12:49 PM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on September 26, 2012, 10:15:24 AM
I wasn't joking.

Murph has some stories everyone here would love to hear.

That's true, but he's such an arrogant guy nobody would stick around to hear them.

He likes to say a lot of off the wall crap just to gloat the few times he's correct (even a broken watch is right twice a day), but then will resort to the old "he wasn't coached/used properly" or "I was right at the time" argument when he's proven wrong.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: jsglow on September 26, 2012, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: Gato78 on September 26, 2012, 10:09:56 AM
Blue  & Gold Fund concept: MU BB history seminar with students, alums etc. Maybe a 4 part seminar with guest speakers for each. Want to pass along the history and preserve it as well. Might be 25 posters that show up but could be hundreds if it appeals the right way,ie. start with MAjerus as the guest speaker--I bet there would be a pretty good response.

I like it and would consider attending.  Or how 'bout another concept.  MU old guy basketball camp.  Old players/coaches with middle age campers.  NO wind sprints allowed.  (MU can't afford the liability insurance.)
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: tower912 on September 26, 2012, 05:22:08 PM
How about having Murf and Bama team up on a curriculum, Murf the anecdotes, Bama the data.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Stronghold on September 26, 2012, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: morecowbell on September 26, 2012, 11:33:52 AM
Chicos?

Chicos wrote the book, he can't lecture too.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on September 26, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: Goose on September 26, 2012, 10:00:12 AM
4ever could be pretty solid.

Said his old lady, never.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Blackhat on September 26, 2012, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 26, 2012, 05:22:08 PM
How about having Murf and Bama team up on a curriculum, Murf the anecdotes, Bama the data.

I'd enjoy that lecture.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: MU82 on September 26, 2012, 11:13:26 PM
I took a class taught by Majerus my senior year.

"Taught" being a stretch.

Pretty much a joke ... which fit my study habits perfectly!
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Goose on September 27, 2012, 07:11:16 AM
MU82
I had Rick twice for teacher and it was an experience.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on September 27, 2012, 07:51:30 AM
Quote from: Stronghold on September 26, 2012, 06:39:50 PM
Chicos wrote the book, he can't lecture too.
That course might look something like this:

1. How Coach Crean likes his knob polished
2. What to say when you meet Joanie in a mall
3. Disneyland on $5 a day
4. How to cite "contacts" when you haven't worked at MU in more than 10 years
5. Why Buzz Williams is the devil
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: MUfan12 on September 27, 2012, 10:00:21 AM
Quote from: PuertoRicanNightmare on September 27, 2012, 07:51:30 AM
That course might look something like this:

1. How Coach Crean likes his knob polished
2. What to say when you meet Joanie in a mall
3. Disneyland on $5 a day
4. How to cite "contacts" when you haven't worked at MU in more than 10 years
5. Why Buzz Williams is the devil

6. History of Western Squirming
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Dawson Rental on September 27, 2012, 11:29:08 AM
1.  Dr. Blackheart, or
2.  BMA

Bama not qualified due solely to age (lack of it).  Although attending MU games in the womb is an impressive pedigree, can the class really be taught by someone who wasn't around long enough to know that Marc Marotta was a top 100 recruit?  He would, however, be the perfect guest lecturer to provide the statistical analysis which would lead to almost all of us flunking the final.

Murph would be perfect as the kid in the back of the class who always challenges what the professor says.

4ever would be essential as the guest lecturer on Willie Wampun.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Dawson Rental on September 27, 2012, 11:39:26 AM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on September 26, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
Said his old lady, never.

It took a second read, but LOL!
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: MrSquido50 on September 27, 2012, 12:05:40 PM
Frink, nuff said!
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: dgies9156 on September 27, 2012, 12:11:31 PM
Quote from: LittleMurs on September 27, 2012, 11:29:08 AM
Although attending MU games in the womb is an impressive pedigree, can the class really be taught by someone who wasn't around long enough to know that Marc Marotta was a top 100 recruit?  

Living proof that prospect ratings are garbage. Marc was supposed to have been the saviour of Marquette basketball.

Let's just say he received the "biggest disappointment" award.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: 4everwarriors on September 27, 2012, 01:11:20 PM
I'm not for sure you cats could afford me.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: Goose on September 27, 2012, 02:07:56 PM
4ever
I would chip in for drinks for a night to hear your stories.
Title: Re: Who would be the professor of a 101 MU Hoops History Class?
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on September 27, 2012, 07:14:20 PM
Quote from: Goose on September 27, 2012, 02:07:56 PM
4ever
I would chip in for drinks for a night to hear your stories.

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