...buy the Bucks and make a few personnel changes.
First, you bring in Doc Rivers - he'll coach DJO and turn him into a true PG, with the distribution abilities of Rondo to compliment the scoring capabilities that he already has.
Obviously you go get Wade to finish his career in Milwaukee. He'll give this team the experience that it will lack once you pick up Jimmy Butler and Jae Crowder to play the 4-5. Wes Matthews will round out the starting 5.
It's gonna be a small team, but that's nothing new to us. What we lack in size we will make up with intensity and speed.
I forsee Travis Diener being signed as backup PG and second mentor to DJO. Steve Novak will clearly be acquired as some fire power off the bench. Lazar Hayward will be there for moral support.
The future of this team also looks bright. Steve Taylor, having grown 3 more inches, will be our 1st round draft pick and future starting C, and we will have a whole convoy of fresh guards and small forwards over the next decade to fulfill our new style of NBA run n' gun basketball which will change the game forever.
So buy the Bucks and completely stock them with former Marquette players? Solid comedic value, I see where the "Madness" in your name came from ;)
I hope there's room for Otule on your team.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Kate Upton is available to lead Energee.
They could also bring in Newbill, Roseboro and Durley for the summer league only.
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on August 28, 2012, 10:01:24 AM
They could also bring in Newbill, Roseboro and Durley for the summer league only.
They could play in the Nondevelopmental League.
Quote from: MarsupialMadness on August 28, 2012, 09:36:19 AM
...buy the Bucks and make a few personnel changes.
First, you bring in Doc Rivers - he'll coach DJO and turn him into a true PG, with the distribution abilities of Rondo to compliment the scoring capabilities that he already has.
Obviously you go get Wade to finish his career in Milwaukee. He'll give this team the experience that it will lack once you pick up Jimmy Butler and Jae Crowder to play the 4-5. Wes Matthews will round out the starting 5.
It's gonna be a small team, but that's nothing new to us. What we lack in size we will make up with intensity and speed.
I forsee Travis Diener being signed as backup PG and second mentor to DJO. Steve Novak will clearly be acquired as some fire power off the bench. Lazar Hayward will be there for moral support.
The future of this team also looks bright. Steve Taylor, having grown 3 more inches, will be our 1st round draft pick and future starting C, and we will have a whole convoy of fresh guards and small forwards over the next decade to fulfill our new style of NBA run n' gun basketball which will change the game forever.
Fastest way I know to make the Milwaukee Bucks the Seattle Bucks, or the Nashville Bucks!!!
Ousmane must be the center, and Mbao could develop into a terrifc back-up. Hell, we need Joe Nethen on the team in a Dennis Rodman role...
and could keep signing Rob Frozena to 10 day contracts....
Yet somehow I'd like their chances against the Bobcats.
Half teal.
Relatively speaking it's not even a lot of money. Buying the lowest valued NBA franchise and filling the roster with Wade, Novak and a bunch of minimum contracts would come nice and cheap.
Quote from: chapman on August 28, 2012, 12:19:17 PM
Relatively speaking it's not even a lot of money. Buying the lowest valued NBA franchise and filling the roster with Wade, Novak and a bunch of minimum contracts would come nice and cheap.
$270 million for the Bucks is the current valuation...but that doesn't include a building, which in this day and age, you would need to get the revenue necessary for a winner.
I see mu's new alcohol enforcement policy isn't working.
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on August 28, 2012, 01:11:33 PM
I see mu's new alcohol enforcement policy isn't working.
Working just as intended actually, everyone sits in their room alone and drinks themselves silly.
This team will only succeed if Todd Mayo gets his grades up to the new standards.
I'm just amazed that someone thinks that DJO can be turned into the next Rondo.