With God as my witness.....I was at Epcot with my family. There were some street performers doing an act on trashcans....all sorts of cool beats and rhythms. A guy walks past them wearing a Wisconsin t-shirt. He gives them a look of contempt, turns to his wife and says "they play too fast." I almost fell off of my bench. My wife wanted to know why I was laughing so hard and I told her that the context would take too long.
Oh my lord...that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Wow...so perfect, so perfectly perfect ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Lemme guess. A white guy that prefers Swing.
Hilarious