get for a new head coach - with all that money and that prestigious program just waiting to be unleashed, they surely must have hired an awesome coach by now?
They're using all their money to create a clone hybrid of John Wooden, Al, and Dean Smith. He should be ready shortly - it'll get done, because as they have reminded us countless times, they have so much money they can do anything.
I hear the only problem is that slavery is illegal so they still have to sign him to a contract. And he thinks LSU and Colorado State are better jobs.
They've reached out to the coach of northern Methodist.
Also the coach of Colorado college of mines, mainly cuz that cat probably knows his way a round oil and oil money.