Question:
Have you ever, at any point in your life, had a mullet?
Option 1: Absolutely, unequivocally - no
votes: 25
Option 2: Yes, as a joke
votes: 0
Option 3: Yes, but I was under the age of ten and my parents requested it
votes: 1
Option 4: Yes, but I was drunk and either I or one of my friends did it
votes: 0
Option 5: Yes, but I grew up in/live in Arkansas, Mississippi, Kentucky, etc.
votes: 0
Option 6: Yes, but I grew up in/live in Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, etc.
votes: 0
Option 7: Yes, but I grew up in/live in Wisconsin
votes: 0
Option 8: Yes, and I have no excuse for myself
votes: 2
Option 9: Sort of. My hair was long in back. Does that count?
votes: 6
Long in the back counts, but you get a semi-reprieve if it was between the years 1979 and 1992.