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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: strotty on January 16, 2012, 07:40:13 PM

Title: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: strotty on January 16, 2012, 07:40:13 PM
I propose a new nickname for Davante Gardner, following today's win.

Buzz Williams referred to Gardner as a Jack in the box, where they throw him the ball in the paint and you just start turning the crank, listen to the music and wait for him to put the ball up and score. I, for one, hope it sticks because I don't like "Ox" and think this is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: Benny B on January 16, 2012, 07:43:49 PM
Paraphrase (someone link to the audio if known/available)"

"He's like a jack-o-lantern... always coming at you.  No, not a jack-o-latern.  What do you call those things?  Jack-in-the-box.  Wind him up, the music's playing, he pops out at you."

Epic Buzz.
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: strotty on January 16, 2012, 07:54:52 PM
From the presser:

"You throw him the ball and he's like a Jack-in-the-box. Throw him the ball, start turning the deal and everybody's listening to the music, our guys are cutting because they know he'll get it to them. And it's like, 'You want me to shoot it with my right or my left? Over my right shoulder or left shoulder? You want me to pivot or not pivot?' How many and-1's can I get today?' I've never seen a guy like that."
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: 94Warrior on January 16, 2012, 09:01:29 PM
I also like Jack-o-lantern as a nickname, but I think my favorite is The Lumberjack.
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: Silkk the Shaka on January 17, 2012, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: strotty on January 16, 2012, 07:54:52 PM
From the presser:

"You throw him the ball and he's like a Jack-in-the-box. Throw him the ball, start turning the deal and everybody's listening to the music, our guys are cutting because they know he'll get it to them. And it's like, 'You want me to shoot it with my right or my left? Over my right shoulder or left shoulder? You want me to pivot or not pivot?' How many and-1's can I get today?' I've never seen a guy like that."

Wow, totally missed this yesterday - that Buzz quote is amazing, and the nickname highly accurate.  Some of Buzz' lines there reminded me of Shaq's rap single.
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: mubb34 on January 17, 2012, 06:44:58 PM
"Ox in the box" is what I'm hearing...
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: LloydMooresLegs on January 17, 2012, 07:18:27 PM
That's it.  Ox in the Box. 
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: mugrack on January 17, 2012, 07:38:30 PM
I thought Jack-in-the-box was his favorite fast food restaurant  ;D
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: Stronghold on January 18, 2012, 07:44:22 AM
Quote from: mubb34 on January 17, 2012, 06:44:58 PM
"Ox in the box" is what I'm hearing...

Someone should be able to make a wonderful T-shirt design of this
Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: MarquetteFan94 on January 18, 2012, 08:41:18 AM
Not sure if this has been posted...sorry if repetitive....but this is classic stuff from Buzz:

"He can't out-jump me, he can't outrun me, he's not in better condition than me. He says two percent of the words I say on a daily basis," Williams said. "But, hey, dribble down there and throw it to that guy and then let's play. That's not a play. Just throw it to him and we'll see what happens. No, I've never seen a guy like that."

Title: Re: Davante Gardner: Jack-in-the-box
Post by: Benny B on January 18, 2012, 03:05:09 PM
Quote from: Stronghold on January 18, 2012, 07:44:22 AM
Someone should be able to make a wonderful T-shirt design of this

I'm sure a bunch of people already have... look for them on the jumbotron at the next game.  But don't go copying their design, especially if they copied it from someone else.
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