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Best joke I have heard from a speaker at a work-related conference:
"I look like the offspring from the love scene in Deliverance"
-James Carville
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(http://blog.tamarronapts.com/files/2010/06/better-than-ezra.jpg)
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/timinator89/Forkes%20Report/Colleen_M_3.jpg)
This thread is overdue. Porn stars are back.
LSU got some heauxs!
(Although that Colleen chick is a$$. Hate her hair and it looks like her head has been shrunk by a witch doctor. Between her and that ugly girl that got trampled at the I4 / Kentucky game, I'm glad I switched from Playboy to Swank a long time ago.)
Quote from: Jay Bee on December 19, 2011, 07:34:07 PM
LSU got some heauxs!
(Although that Colleen chick is a$$. Hate her hair and it looks like her head has been shrunk by a witch doctor. Between her and that ugly girl that got trampled at the I4 / Kentucky game, I'm glad I switched from Playboy to Swank a long time ago.)
I guess we're all entitled to our opinions, but I don't think I'd kick her out of bed.
Quote from: Jay Bee on December 19, 2011, 07:34:07 PMLSU got some heauxs!
(Although that Colleen chick is a$$. Hate her hair and it looks like her head has been shrunk by a witch doctor. Between her and that ugly girl that got trampled at the I4 / Kentucky game, I'm glad I switched from Playboy to Swank a long time ago.)
That pic is probably the worst one I found of her...there are some better ones, unfortunately, they aren't really suitable for posting here ;D
Quote from: Jay Bee on December 19, 2011, 07:34:07 PM
LSU got some heauxs!
(Although that Colleen chick is a$$. Hate her hair and it looks like her head has been shrunk by a witch doctor. Between her and that ugly girl that got trampled at the I4 / Kentucky game, I'm glad I switched from Playboy to Swank a long time ago.)
Still waiting for Jay Bee to put up a picture of his significant other. She must really be smoking hot.
I doubt Jay Bee's left hand is smoking hot.
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on December 19, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
I doubt Jay Bee's left hand is smoking hot.
wrong. you should see the friction marks.
Quote from: Jay Bee on December 19, 2011, 07:34:07 PM
LSU got some heauxs!
(Although that Colleen chick is a$$. Hate her hair and it looks like her head has been shrunk by a witch doctor. Between her and that ugly girl that got trampled at the I4 / Kentucky game, I'm glad I switched from Playboy to Swank a long time ago.)
Some guys over think things!
Triple Crown Winner
(http://www.brendanmckillip.com/blog/images/jenniferdupont.jpg)
Who's the gash?
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on December 19, 2011, 08:59:10 PM
Triple Crown Winner
(http://www.brendanmckillip.com/blog/images/jenniferdupont.jpg)
Teen USA, Miss USA and Miss 'Merica.
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on December 19, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
I doubt Jay Bee's left hand is smoking hot.
Rosie Palm and her 5 friends
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4761491775685383&pid=15.1)
(http://celebslists.com/images/kristie-phillips-03.jpg)
For such a big school, they hardly have any pics of hot alumni, so I'm including this chick anyway...
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_66pMLC9-xuE/SRImD_C3F2I/AAAAAAAAEGM/x1VkoD-W_Fg/s800/lsu.jpg)
(http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/christina_cuenca_windows_phone_really-ani-gif.gif)
(http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics20/640/KX/KXEVEMUJZNBYSQP.20070119173206.jpg)
Brew...I found a few only because I took this up as a research project at your behest
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-1A.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-2.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-3.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-5.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-7.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-9.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-12.jpg)
And this one for Jaybee
(http://s16.postimage.org/kq0ui7f45/lsu.jpg)
(http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/12-13-kennthpic.jpg)
(http://media.nola.com/lsu_impact/photo/11759532-large.jpg)
(http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/09/price.jpg)
Chico's with the jackpot.
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on December 22, 2012, 09:07:23 AM
Brew...I found a few only because I took this up as a research project at your behest
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-1A.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-2.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-3.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-5.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-7.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-9.jpg)
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-12.jpg)
And this one for Jaybee
(http://s16.postimage.org/kq0ui7f45/lsu.jpg)
Best Post Ever
why did the Happy Warrior go to LSU?
Chicos...they may not be famous, but they are fantastic.
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on December 22, 2012, 09:07:23 AM
Brew...I found a few only because I took this up as a research project at your behest
(http://www.athlonsports.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/athlon_slideshow_portrait/slideshow-images/Hottest-LSU-Girls-5.jpg)
Interestingly enough, this picture also showed up in the Florida alumni thread. They really get around, I wonder if they went to Alabama for a class, too.
Quote from: LittleMurs on December 23, 2012, 11:06:49 AM
Interestingly enough, this picture also showed up in the Florida alumni thread. They really get around, I wonder if they went to Alabama for a class, too.
SEC Hostesses
Cool NSFW tags guys
Lol
Nice work Chicos.
Quote from: MU_LOL on December 23, 2012, 12:07:22 PM
Cool NSFW tags guys
Lol
Pretty sure nothing there was NSFW
I love body paint!!
I love lamp!
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Elizabeth_Ashley_1971.JPG/330px-Elizabeth_Ashley_1971.JPG)
(http://www.eastcoastentertainment.com/common/artistimages/136873797806-17-buzz-better-than-ezra.jpg)
(http://cdn4.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/675x380/2015/01/ali_landry_doritos.jpg)
(http://cdn.theatermania.com/article/674/1.jpg)
(http://www.dvdsreleasedates.com/pictures/800/27000/Joanne-Woodward.jpg)
(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/b4499c474c2222d61607dfb0190c6d17d6eee697/c=68-155-3448-2697&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/09/30/1380589229000-USP-USOC-Team-USA-Media-Summit.jpg)
Here she is
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Quote from: brewcity77 on December 19, 2011, 05:49:00 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln732xIlyN1qbxp0io1_500.jpg)(http://hereandnow.wbur.org/files/2011/06/0606_humphrey-hubert-e1307395357765-500x339.jpg)
(http://blog.tamarronapts.com/files/2010/06/better-than-ezra.jpg)
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/timinator89/Forkes%20Report/Colleen_M_3.jpg)
Now those three are alumni we can all look up to. Especially the third one.
Quote from: ATL MU Warrior on December 19, 2011, 05:22:12 PM
Best joke I have heard from a speaker at a work-related conference:
"I look like the offspring from the love scene in Deliverance"
-James Carville
I have heard him deliver that description of himself as well
Quote from: elephantraker on November 22, 2015, 11:39:00 AM
I have heard him deliver that description of himself as well
I like "serpenthead". That's what his wife calls him.
Quote from: keefe on November 21, 2015, 02:10:02 PM
Here she is
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A buddy went to LSU and told me what happened with this girl. Hilarious. Her mom found out and filed lawsuits against all the websites to get her pics and videos taken down and now the girl is so sad because she was kicked out of her sorority and didn't think filming a porno would ruin her life. Has to be one of the stupidest girls out there lmao.
I'm disappointed in Scoop this season. Banter is down, don't have a clear board goat established, and you've all dropped the ball on LSU's best alumna.
Because why wouldn't I post 3 pictures of Lindsey Pelas......
Quote from: onepostwarrior on November 22, 2015, 05:09:56 PM
I'm disappointed in Scoop this season. Banter is down, don't have a clear board goat established, and you've all dropped the ball on LSU's best alumna.
Because why wouldn't I post 3 pictures of Lindsey Pelas......
fantastic point. trolling is up but none of them have tried to establish basketball IQ credibility. I still have hope for 1SE though - season is still young.
I think the meme poll was a solid attempt at re-igniting the banter and i was stupid enough to open this thread in front of my 7 year old (a nod to your LP posts)
Quote from: onepostwarrior on November 22, 2015, 05:09:56 PM
I'm disappointed in Scoop this season. Banter is down, don't have a clear board goat established, and you've all dropped the ball on LSU's best alumna.
Because why wouldn't I post 3 pictures of Lindsey Pelas......
Sweater vests are going to be PISSED at you when they open this thread tomorrow morning.
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on November 22, 2015, 12:43:19 PM
A buddy went to LSU and told me what happened with this girl. Hilarious. Her mom found out and filed lawsuits against all the websites to get her pics and videos taken down and now the girl is so sad because she was kicked out of her sorority and didn't think filming a porno would ruin her life. Has to be one of the stupidest girls out there lmao.
According to:
http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18315&sid=ff465dbacc177fa0a052127719464438&view=print (http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18315&sid=ff465dbacc177fa0a052127719464438&view=print)
"*****UPDATE:
She may not go to LSU, or even be in a sorority.*****
We received multiple tips claiming this girl is a member of Kappa Delta at LSU. On her Facebook page, she has numerous photos decked out in LSU garb, appearing to be a regular on the LSU campus, and she claims to be member of Kappa Delta with her Facebook cover photo.
Since the story was published, many people have told me, via Twitter and email, that she's actually not a member of Kappa Delta, and she's not even enrolled at LSU. We can't confirm either of these claims, but I felt there was enough uproar to note that they may be valid.
___
A freshman college student at either LSU or a nearby community college, and despite using this Facebook cover photo, may not be in a sorority at all, recently starred in a smut film that seemingly took place in a hotel room. The town, obviously, is abuzz.
The video, which we won't be sharing with you here (and don't link it in the comment section like you pretty boys always do), begins with Morgan sitting on the hotel room bed, answering a series of questions from the videographer, including a few about her sexual history and personal life. Nothing in the interview really stands out, except of course that she reveals she has a boyfriend, and she doesn't move her mouth at all when she talks.
After the clothed Q&A concludes, Morgan is seen sitting on the edge of the bed as she is approached by a guy in cargo shorts. She mentions the impressive size of his penis, drops to her knees, removes his unnecessarily over-pocketed shorts, and the rest goes as you'd imagine.
If you really must watch the video, visit GirlsDoPorn.com and look around.
That Iota Jon @LongJonSwagger Has the LSU freshman porn stars boyfriend seen the flick yet??
That's a question we'd all like the answer to, LongJonSwagger. Poor kid.
According to two different tipsters who notified TotalFratMove of the video and subsequent fallout, Morgan was kicked out of her sorority after the news broke. We are unable to confirm this."
Quote from: Crean to Ann Arbor on November 22, 2015, 09:42:21 PM
According to:
http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18315&sid=ff465dbacc177fa0a052127719464438&view=print (http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18315&sid=ff465dbacc177fa0a052127719464438&view=print)
"*****UPDATE: She may not go to LSU, or even be in a sorority.*****
We received multiple tips claiming this girl is a member of Kappa Delta at LSU. On her Facebook page, she has numerous photos decked out in LSU garb, appearing to be a regular on the LSU campus, and she claims to be member of Kappa Delta with her Facebook cover photo.
Since the story was published, many people have told me, via Twitter and email, that she's actually not a member of Kappa Delta, and she's not even enrolled at LSU. We can't confirm either of these claims, but I felt there was enough uproar to note that they may be valid.
___
A freshman college student at either LSU or a nearby community college, and despite using this Facebook cover photo, may not be in a sorority at all, recently starred in a smut film that seemingly took place in a hotel room. The town, obviously, is abuzz.
The video, which we won't be sharing with you here (and don't link it in the comment section like you pretty boys always do), begins with Morgan sitting on the hotel room bed, answering a series of questions from the videographer, including a few about her sexual history and personal life. Nothing in the interview really stands out, except of course that she reveals she has a boyfriend, and she doesn't move her mouth at all when she talks.
After the clothed Q&A concludes, Morgan is seen sitting on the edge of the bed as she is approached by a guy in cargo shorts. She mentions the impressive size of his penis, drops to her knees, removes his unnecessarily over-pocketed shorts, and the rest goes as you'd imagine.
If you really must watch the video, visit GirlsDoPorn.com and look around.
That Iota Jon @LongJonSwagger Has the LSU freshman porn stars boyfriend seen the flick yet??
That's a question we'd all like the answer to, LongJonSwagger. Poor kid.
According to two different tipsters who notified TotalFratMove of the video and subsequent fallout, Morgan was kicked out of her sorority after the news broke. We are unable to confirm this."
My friend didn't say he knew her only gave me the info that was going around the school at the time. He did show me a pic of her in LSU stuff at a football game so I believe what he's saying. Figure if he was lying he'd have said he got with her or at least knew her.
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on November 22, 2015, 09:54:07 PM
My friend didn't say he knew her only gave me the info that was going around the school at the time. He did show me a pic of her in LSU stuff at a football game so I believe what he's saying.
I know that I don't know and you don't know,and I'm pretty sure that your friend doesn't know, but if you're saying that every girl who shows up at a BMO Harris Center game wearing MU stuff goes to MU, well....
Quote from: Crean to Ann Arbor on November 22, 2015, 09:58:03 PM
I know that I don't know and you don't know,and I'm pretty sure that your friend doesn't know, but if you're saying that every girl who shows up at a BMO Harris Center game wearing MU stuff goes to MU, well....
Haha touché. But after reading your post there's been some corroboration online about the mom finding out. So like most rumors I'm sure there's some truth and it catches fire
Either way she's certainly not that girl at Duke!
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on November 22, 2015, 09:59:47 PM
Haha touché. But after reading your post there's been some collaboration online about the mom finding out. So like most rumors I'm sure there's some truth and it catches fire
Either way she's certainly not that girl at Duke!
How would her Mom have standing to sue over pictures/videos involving her daughter? I hope she wasn't underage.
Quote from: Crean to Ann Arbor on November 22, 2015, 10:02:50 PM
How would her Mom have standing to sue over pictures/videos involving her daughter? I hope she wasn't underage.
That's what I was thinking about the moms right. Perhaps the mom was just the one who's paying for the lawsuit or is forcing the daughter to do it? Idk.
Bump.
(http://starschanges.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ali-landry-height-weight-age-1.jpg)
(http://wiki.muscoop.com/lib/exe/fetch.php/men_s_basketball/mason_game_winner_louisville.jpg?w=200&tok=6bbf4f)
How come a lot of the old pictures don't show up anymore?
Here's a couple I am sure were up before:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg/220px-Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg)
(http://97rockonline.com/files/2013/01/phil-robertson-p2.jpg)
Extra points if you can name the second guy without looking up the link.
Quote from: warriorchick on November 22, 2017, 09:19:38 AM
How come a lot of the old pictures don't show up anymore?
Here's a couple I am sure were up before:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg/220px-Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg)
(http://97rockonline.com/files/2013/01/phil-robertson-p2.jpg)
Extra points if you can name the second guy without looking up the link.
Billy Cannon?
Heh. No.
Quote from: warriorchick on November 22, 2017, 09:19:38 AM
How come a lot of the old pictures don't show up anymore?
Here's a couple I am sure were up before:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg/220px-Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg)
(http://97rockonline.com/files/2013/01/phil-robertson-p2.jpg)
Extra points if you can name the second guy without looking up the link.
Bradshaw went to LA Tech.
Quote from: cheebs09 on November 22, 2017, 09:28:21 AM
Bradshaw went to LA Tech.
Both of those guys did.
(https://sports.cbsimg.net/images/collegefootball/Terry-Bradshaw-Duck-Dynasty-Phil.jpg)
(http://ruthschris.com.hk/assets/uploads/6d4213895a6a5dbfd40a238b67d5d254.png)
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on November 22, 2017, 09:32:03 AM
Both of those guys did.
(https://sports.cbsimg.net/images/collegefootball/Terry-Bradshaw-Duck-Dynasty-Phil.jpg)
Same thing. ;)
Quote from: warriorchick on November 22, 2017, 09:19:38 AM
How come a lot of the old pictures don't show up anymore?
Here's a couple I am sure were up before:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg/220px-Terry_Bradshaw_La_Tech_1967.jpg)
(http://97rockonline.com/files/2013/01/phil-robertson-p2.jpg)
Extra points if you can name the second guy without looking up the link.
Chicos?
My wife went to LSU so that's our football team.
Sat next to Carville on a flight once and we chatted for a while. Great guy.
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on November 22, 2017, 09:40:51 AM
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Miss. Ruth
Quote from: Sultan of Slap O' Fivin' on December 19, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
I doubt Jay Bee's left hand is smoking hot.
Maybe it gives him taco-flavored keesees.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/d/d1/160a.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20100829131404)