MUScoop
MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Wade for President on December 02, 2011, 02:27:28 PM
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I heard from a very reliable source that the NCAA is in the midst of conducting a through investigation into the Wisconsin basketball program. There has been behind-the-scenes research done over the last few years, but immediately following the UNC game, the committee's investigation was kicked into high gear.
I understand the investigation surrounds the practice of illegal human cloning (picture the movie Multiplicity). The NCAA (and many fans) are convinced there's no way that Bo Ryan can continually churn out 6'8"-6'10" white boys. The program is also under investigation for slightly altering the appearance and birth certificates of players who have exhausted their eligibility, in order to get a few more years out of them.
ESPN just released an incriminating tape, between Madison's Senior Scientist and a former player:
"Oh wait...Brian Butch your 4 years are up?" Let me give you a high and tight. Your new name is Jared Berggren."
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You're heart was in the right place, but this just wasn't really funny. Not even because I'm a badger fan, but because well, this just wasn't funny.
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You're heart was in the right place, but this just wasn't really funny. Not even because I'm a badger fan, but because well, this just wasn't funny.
Your use of you're was pretty funny to me. Maybe because you're a badger fan.
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I was really hoping there was an NCAA investigation.
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Your use of you're was pretty funny to me. Maybe because you're a badger fan.
Got me, I know better.
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Story still wasn't funny..
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Story still wasn't funny..
This seems to be irking you quite a bit. Jared, is that you?
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This seems to be irking you quite a bit. Jared, is that you?
I think you mean Brian. There is no Jared.
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Story still wasn't funny..
OP was just trying way too hard. A for effort? :p
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UW does do a lot of stem cell research.....
just saying....
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Meaning they could if they would
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Do we have proof that they aren't?
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OP was just trying way too hard. A for effort? :p
He was definitely on to something, A-. As the years go on, we're only going to become more white with the additions of Dekker and Koenig. :)
Gonna be a great game tomorrow.
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He was definitely on to something, A-. As the years go on, we're only going to become more white with the additions of Dekker and Koenig. :)
Gonna be a great game tomorrow.
It always is :)
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I'm more concerned with Notre Dame's cloning program and Jack Cooley.