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Title: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Strokin 3s on October 11, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
Has anyone ever ordered Real Chili and had it shipped?  If so, how did you go about it?  phone, internet order?  Looked online and can't seem to find any shipping method.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: g0lden3agle on October 11, 2011, 03:58:17 PM
Just talked to one of the managers for you. He said shipping is possible, just give them a call.  For reference I talked to the manager Phil who generally works at the campus chili.  Hope you get your chili!
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Strokin 3s on October 11, 2011, 04:09:46 PM
Thank you!
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: MUFC9295 on October 11, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
It comes in an envelope though.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Skatastrophy on October 11, 2011, 08:48:18 PM
Quote from: MUFC9295 on October 11, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
It comes in an envelope though.

i lol'd :)
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: muzzwilliams on October 12, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: muzzwilliams on October 12, 2011, 09:27:33 AM
But to answer your question, I have no idea if they ship their chili.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: swoopem on October 12, 2011, 09:29:57 AM
Good to know Muzz. Next time I'm in chili I'll be looking for you
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Miep Gies on October 12, 2011, 09:35:32 AM
Muzz, you sound like quite the winner.  I'm guessing you've never worked foodservice. 

Having worked at Chili for a few years, I always liked calling the cops on you guys who ducked out.  Having college aged men cry to me when it is my call to have DPS call MPD was always a good night. 

I go with the Marquette special with cheese and onion
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 12, 2011, 09:39:13 AM
Muzz I respect your game. Miep is just angry he never got to have any fun on the weekends due to his chili responsibilities. I usually have the same procedure, only no onions. I have seen fists thrown over cracker fights and once a newspaper stand. Keep up the good work.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: mu_hilltopper on October 12, 2011, 10:01:12 AM
I'll always remember the night my roommate started .. and ended his Real Chili career behind the counter. 

He came home after his first night at whatever-o'clock in the morning, and said "I quit."
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: reinko on October 12, 2011, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: muzzwilliams on October 12, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

So cool.  Do you do this after, or before?

(http://fifty11.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Bros-Icing-Bros.jpg)

Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 12, 2011, 01:39:57 PM
I know those bro's
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: ringout on October 12, 2011, 02:30:36 PM
Quote from: muzzwilliams on October 12, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

I loved the old days when Blondie kicked you out for thinking of throwing crackers. And we liked it like that!   You needed stealth in my day.  Was in Chili early 90's, and an all out cracker war broke out.  Nobody got tossed.  Pansies. 
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 12, 2011, 03:34:04 PM
My cracker throwing skills are ninja like.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Skatastrophy on October 12, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: southsidemuphan on October 12, 2011, 01:39:57 PM
I know those bro's

You know those bro's what?
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on October 12, 2011, 09:27:30 PM
I was banned for life.  Don't know if they'd still enforce it.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Hards Alumni on October 13, 2011, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ziggy Plush on October 12, 2011, 09:27:30 PM
I was banned for life.  Don't know if they'd still enforce it.

I fully endorse Ziggy's new moniker.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: muzzwilliams on October 13, 2011, 09:43:17 AM
Reinko, didn't you work at the hallstore? I bet that was exhilarating. 
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: reinko on October 13, 2011, 10:21:03 AM
Quote from: muzzwilliams on October 13, 2011, 09:43:17 AM
Reinko, didn't you work at the hallstore? I bet that was exhilarating. 

Never the hall store chief. Facilities, coffee shop, tutor, admissions...

But keep being awesome bro.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 13, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
Whats better: being awesome? being a bro? or cracker fights?
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: swoopem on October 13, 2011, 11:09:24 AM
Probably watching 2 bros duel in a cracker fight then watching it escalate to a real fight, its happened too many times. Most noteably when Muzz and Tred Blackledge got into a few years back.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: jaybilaswho? on October 13, 2011, 01:05:24 PM
Excerpt from a douchebag's diary...

Quote from: muzzwilliams on October 12, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: Stronghold on October 13, 2011, 04:53:05 PM
Quote from: southsidemuphan on October 13, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
Whats better: being awesome? being a bro? or cracker fights?

Awesome bros cracker fighting wins
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 14, 2011, 08:42:09 AM
Quote from: Stronghold on October 13, 2011, 04:53:05 PM
Awesome bros cracker fighting wins
EPIC
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on October 14, 2011, 10:18:25 AM
I'm so jealous!  instead of being shagged I could have been in a cracker fight
AAh wasted youth
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: 🏀 on October 14, 2011, 12:03:00 PM
When is southsidemuphan just going to get it over with and felliate muzzwilliams already?
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 14, 2011, 12:42:45 PM
Quote from: marqptm on October 14, 2011, 12:03:00 PM
When is southsidemuphan just going to get it over with and felliate muzzwilliams already?
I felliated your wife
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: 🏀 on October 14, 2011, 04:00:53 PM
Quote from: southsidemuphan on October 14, 2011, 12:42:45 PM
I felliated your wife

Boom, roasted.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: MU82 on October 19, 2011, 10:08:56 AM
Felliated? Is that like getting a bloe jobb?

Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: swoopem on October 20, 2011, 03:34:31 PM
Does chili still serve tacos? And has anyone ever gotten them? I never once saw anyone eating tacos there which is why ive always thought it was funny how they were on the menu.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: SaintPaulWarrior on October 20, 2011, 05:18:31 PM
Quote from: cbowe3 on October 20, 2011, 03:34:31 PM
Does chili still serve tacos? And has anyone ever gotten them? I never once saw anyone eating tacos there which is why ive always thought it was funny how they were on the menu.

http://realchili-milwaukee.com/Menus.php
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: MU82 on October 20, 2011, 05:21:56 PM
I'm guessing it's best to be drunk if one is going to order Real Chili, too.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: g0lden3agle on October 20, 2011, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: cbowe3 on October 20, 2011, 03:34:31 PM
Does chili still serve tacos? And has anyone ever gotten them? I never once saw anyone eating tacos there which is why ive always thought it was funny how they were on the menu.

I'm actually a huge fan of the tacos at the downtown location.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: JWags85 on October 21, 2011, 09:32:52 AM
Quote from: g0lden3agle on October 20, 2011, 10:02:07 PM
I'm actually a huge fan of the tacos at the downtown location.

Is getting a taco rarer than someone ordering a damn side salad?
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: g0lden3agle on October 21, 2011, 10:22:15 AM
Quote from: JWags85 on October 21, 2011, 09:32:52 AM
Is getting a taco rarer than someone ordering a damn side salad?

I sure would hope not!  I order tacos every now and then, and I've never seen a salad ordered, so I'm going with the salad is more rare haha.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: swoopem on October 21, 2011, 10:25:45 AM
Chili has salads?
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: ringout on October 21, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: cbowe3 on October 21, 2011, 10:25:45 AM
Chili has salads?

how old do you think that lettuce is?
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BrewCity83 on October 25, 2011, 03:17:47 PM
Quote from: MU82 on October 20, 2011, 05:21:56 PM
I'm guessing it's best to be drunk if one is going to order Real Chili, too.

Although I'm not dismissing the joys of Real Chili while drunk, it's pretty damn good for lunch too.  I work downtown and have lunch there at least once a month.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: JWags85 on October 25, 2011, 05:15:57 PM
I took friends there for lunch before a Saturday game, Syracuse I believe, last winter curious about their opinion after hearing me rave about it and rail against other inferior chilis like Skyline and such.  They came away big fans.

Real Chili, delicious when sober, heaven when drunk.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: jsglow on October 25, 2011, 07:41:34 PM
Sure I had a misspent youth and a cracker fight or two.  But before that I remember going to Chili with my dad when I was a little kid back at its old location on the north side of Wells at about 15th.  Now I take my son and he's next in line for the late night tomfoolery.  He was introduced at about 6-7 years old; shortly after his grandpa passed on.  College for him starts next year.  Wonderful tradition . . . and a great bowl of Milwaukee's finest.  May it never change.
Title: Re: Ordering Real Chili
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on October 26, 2011, 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: jsglow on October 25, 2011, 07:41:34 PM
Sure I had a misspent youth and a cracker fight or two.  But before that I remember going to Chili with my dad when I was a little kid back at its old location on the north side of Wells at about 15th.  Now I take my son and he's next in line for the late night tomfoolery.  He was introduced at about 6-7 years old; shortly after his grandpa passed on.  College for him starts next year.  Wonderful tradition . . . and a great bowl of Milwaukee's finest.  May it never change.
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