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Title: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BubbaWilliams on July 12, 2011, 04:01:19 PM
Ok guys and gals, don't get upset about this. This is GOOD news. I was watching this special on the National Geographic channel and it was about the meth explosion in America. It showed a map of the 50 states and starting with Oregon and moving east, each state that meth has become a problem was turned red. The good news? Well,  the good news is that Wisconsin never turned red. I don't know about you scoopers out there, but I hate meth and all of its evils. I mean, I really hate meth. My motto for election is going to be, "if you cook meth, you're put to death." So, to all you Sconnies out there... keep it up and keep it clean.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: GGGG on July 12, 2011, 04:06:34 PM
I'm with ya BRMU!  I hate meth too!!!
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on July 12, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
The reason for no meth in wisco these days is becuase jason kendall no longer plays for the brewers.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: brewcity77 on July 12, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
I am glad to hear we don't have a meth problem, but I'm also glad meth gave us Breaking Bad ;D
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: SaintPaulWarrior on July 12, 2011, 04:17:35 PM
What is going on in Indiana, Missouri, Kentucky and Tenn.?

http://www.justice.gov/dea/concern/map_lab_seizures.html
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: MU B2002 on July 12, 2011, 04:18:23 PM
What is going on in Indiana, Missouri, Kentucky and Tenn.?

http://www.justice.gov/dea/concern/map_lab_seizures.html


Lots of recruiting violations.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on July 12, 2011, 04:21:44 PM
i heard the meth in IN is guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BubbaWilliams on July 12, 2011, 04:23:47 PM
thats the wrong kind of "higher"
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: MUfan12 on July 12, 2011, 04:32:24 PM
Lots of recruiting violations.

Winner.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on July 12, 2011, 04:51:50 PM
did they count Sparta, Tomah and Wisconsin Rapids in that survey?
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: noblewarrior on July 12, 2011, 07:25:02 PM
Out here in New Mexico,from Breaking Bad fame, there's a billboard just outside Carlsbad as you enter from the north that says, "Don't Meth Your Life Up".   Meth is horrible but it makes me chuckle each time I see it.
I am glad to hear we don't have a meth problem, but I'm also glad meth gave us Breaking Bad ;D
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: tower912 on July 12, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
Hillbilly heroin.   For some real fun, clean up a meth house sometime.    A nightmare.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: brewcity77 on July 12, 2011, 09:24:43 PM
Hillbilly heroin.   For some real fun, clean up a meth house sometime.    A nightmare.

That's what they invented Haz-Mat teams for...of course, I applied for Haz-Mat, so I'm sure that day is coming ;)
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: tower912 on July 13, 2011, 05:32:43 AM
On this side of Lake Michigan, the clean up is generally contracted out, but the private companies who do it like to hire trained haz-mat techs (firefighters) to do it as a side job.  I did it for a couple of months for extra money while my wife was off on maternity leave.   Some of the most pathetic, disgusting homes you are ever likely to see.   
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: Benny B on July 13, 2011, 12:59:06 PM
There's a simple reason that meth hasn't caught on in Wisconsin.  (Probably the same reason that most recreational drugs are aren't as relatively widespread in Wisconsin as they are in other "hillbilly" states.)  [edited for clarification]

Why bother with that crap when malty goodness flows like water in Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: ATL MU Warrior on July 13, 2011, 01:10:07 PM
There's a simple reason that meth hasn't caught on in Wisconsin.  (Probably the same reason that most recreational drugs are as relatively widespread as they are in other "hillbilly" states.)

Why bother with that crap when malty goodness flows like water in Wisconsin.
It doesn't make you fat?
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: brewcity77 on July 13, 2011, 01:10:27 PM
On this side of Lake Michigan, the clean up is generally contracted out, but the private companies who do it like to hire trained haz-mat techs (firefighters) to do it as a side job.  I did it for a couple of months for extra money while my wife was off on maternity leave.   Some of the most pathetic, disgusting homes you are ever likely to see.

It amazes me what passes as "living" for some people  :( and even more so when there are kids in the house. One of the few downsides of the job.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: Chicago_inferiority_complexes on July 13, 2011, 02:15:06 PM
I am glad to hear we don't have a meth problem, but I'm also glad meth gave us Breaking Bad ;D

Which finally returns, after about a 13 month haitus, later this month, I think.

Great, great show.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on July 13, 2011, 03:05:49 PM
Meth is like tom crean. At first it seemed like a good idea. Then it takes effect and destroys your life.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BubbaWilliams on July 13, 2011, 03:09:39 PM
I know meth ruins your teeth, but if it gave you hair like Tom Crean, we wouldn't have a problem in this country
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: Chicago_inferiority_complexes on July 13, 2011, 03:15:23 PM
I know meth ruins your teeth, but if it gave you hair like Tom Crean, we wouldn't have a problem in this country

What about if it made you tanner (sp) than an Oompa Loompa?
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: Benny B on July 13, 2011, 03:18:50 PM
It doesn't make you fat?

While not causal, a quick glance of this map and http://media.jsonline.com/images/OBESITY08G.jpg would indicate a decent correlation between the "fat" states and "meth" states.

In other words, I'd much rather get fat on beer than skinny on meth.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on July 15, 2011, 10:28:31 AM
some people get fat by sitting on the couch and smoking pot. I would think wisco would not be that "high" on this list cause milwaukee has terrible pot (from what i have heard).
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: swoopem on July 15, 2011, 10:45:51 AM
Oh yeah from what you heard? Nice Ph in fan you hippie
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BubbaWilliams on July 15, 2011, 10:47:08 AM
People in Milwaukee don't get fat becasue guys want to look good for all the beautiful women there...
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: Skatastrophy on July 15, 2011, 10:49:17 AM
Oh yeah from what you heard? Nice Ph in fan you hippie

Haha +1

Just because you don't know a guy doesn't mean everyone in the state smokes garbage.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: augoman on July 15, 2011, 10:53:03 AM
some really beautiful women in Wisconsin..., just a little harder to find than in warmer states.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BubbaWilliams on July 15, 2011, 11:10:26 AM
Hot girls in Wisconsin are like Big foot. There are reported sightings, but no one is certain of their existance
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: Benny B on July 15, 2011, 12:36:16 PM
Hot girls in Wisconsin are like Big foot. There are reported sightings, but no one is certain of their existance

And fat girls down south are like UFO's... evidence of these massive bodies that appear out of nowhere without warning can only be found in old, fuzzy, & out-of-focus pictures.  Authorities won't acknowledge that they actually exist, but at least one person from every family has been abducted by one.
Title: Re: Wisconsin and Meth
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on July 15, 2011, 01:37:54 PM
Haha +1

Just because you don't know a guy doesn't mean everyone in the state smokes garbage.
Hey, the ph in my name stands phor phanatic. And i once knew a guy in Milwaukee.....I think hes dead now.