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Title: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: mugoose on March 14, 2011, 01:49:02 PM
I guess he doesn't have anything better to do. You know he'll get the Marquette game, right?


CBS/Turner just announced that Tom Crean, best known as identical twin brother of @BobGlauber, will work Atlanta studio as an NCAA analyst
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Pakuni on March 14, 2011, 01:56:02 PM
I assumed from the thread title this had something to do with a tanning studio.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on March 14, 2011, 01:59:54 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on March 14, 2011, 01:56:02 PM
I assumed from the thread title this had something to do with a tanning studio.

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Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Pakuni on March 14, 2011, 02:02:42 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 14, 2011, 01:59:54 PM
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C'mon ... at least give me a rimshot.
And don't forget to tip your servers.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on March 14, 2011, 02:10:21 PM
Quote from: mugoose on March 14, 2011, 01:49:02 PM
I guess he doesn't have anything better to do. You know he'll get the Marquette game, right?


CBS/Turner just announced that Tom Crean, best known as identical twin brother of @BobGlauber, will work Atlanta studio as an NCAA analyst
God help us. What a complete bore.

I guess everybody else is busy in the NCAA, NIT and CBI tournaments.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: mugoose on March 14, 2011, 02:16:26 PM
good call, Pakuni!

How much pancake will they need for that forehead! Zing!

Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: MattyWarrior on March 14, 2011, 02:47:26 PM
He should spend that time recruiting. Crimson and Clover.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: lab_warrior on March 14, 2011, 02:55:11 PM
"It's CBS...It's CBS."
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Fullodds on March 14, 2011, 03:01:10 PM
He is well prepared for sitting under hot lights.  What will be the over/under for Tom Izzo referneces or using "phenomenol" in a sentence?  Could make for an interesting drinking game (TC Bingo?).
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: MerrittsMustache on March 14, 2011, 03:04:48 PM
Any truth to the rumor that he'll ride into the studio on an ATV while dressed in karate gear?
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: tower912 on March 14, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
I am sure he has 2000 lines scripted, but when push comes to shove, he will clap his hands and go with the same old cliches.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Pakuni on March 14, 2011, 03:09:28 PM
Quote from: tower912 on March 14, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
I am sure he has 2000 lines scripted, but when push comes to shove, he will clap his hands and go with the same old cliches.

Well played, sir.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Doris Burkes Thong on March 14, 2011, 03:32:04 PM
Looks like he's getting an early start on his next full-time job a year from now.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: El Duderino on March 14, 2011, 03:42:55 PM
Is Diet Pepsi going to be a major sponsor?
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on March 14, 2011, 03:45:34 PM
Two guys not working the post season in the future.  Pencil in the eyebrows and cut off the tie and CTC is good to go.   ;D

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Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: mugrad2006 on March 14, 2011, 03:55:07 PM
That is priceless Dr. Blackheart!
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: 4everwarriors on March 14, 2011, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: tower912 on March 14, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
I am sure he has 2000 lines scripted, but when push comes to shove, he will clap his hands and go with the same old cliches.


Without a doubt.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Blackhat on March 14, 2011, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: tower912 on March 14, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
I am sure he has 2000 lines scripted, but when push comes to shove, he will clap his hands and go with the same old cliches.

Wonder how Crean will adapt if CBS switches to a zone word scheme instead of direct word to word prompter.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Slim on March 14, 2011, 04:41:14 PM
It's threads like this that keep me coming back! Hell hath no fury...
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: LON on March 14, 2011, 04:45:25 PM
Count me amongst those that skip the threads with a Crean/Buzz/whoever pissing match...but this:

Quote from: tower912 on March 14, 2011, 03:08:38 PM
I am sure he has 2000 lines scripted, but when push comes to shove, he will clap his hands and go with the same old cliches.

and this:

Quote from: Stone Cold on March 14, 2011, 04:36:12 PM
Wonder how Crean will adapt if CBS switches to a zone word scheme instead of direct word to word prompter.

are just wonderful.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: swimmer on March 14, 2011, 05:30:17 PM
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on March 14, 2011, 03:45:34 PM
Two guys not working the post season in the future.  Pencil in the eyebrows and cut off the tie and CTC is good to go.   ;D

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I usually lay off the Crean bashing-- I just had too much fun during the Final 4 run and generally just prefer to be an "eyes forward" type.  However, for the life of me I can't understand what he is trying to accomplish with his ties.  I mean, he could almost wipe his ass with that thing.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on March 14, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: swimmer on March 14, 2011, 05:30:17 PM
I usually lay off the Crean bashing-- I just had too much fun during the Final 4 run and generally just prefer to be an "eyes forward" type.  However, for the life of me I can't understand what he is trying to accomplish with his ties.  I mean, he could almost wipe his ass with that thing.

the long tie helps him do the Man-gina at Harbaugh family Christmas.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: OhioGoldenEagle on March 14, 2011, 06:32:54 PM
Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on March 14, 2011, 03:32:04 PM
Looks like he's getting an early start on his next full-time job a year from now.
This was probably meant to be a joke, but I wouldn't put this thought past him.  I would say the clock is counting down from March '13.  If he hasn't turned the program by then, he's bye bye.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: bobnoxious on March 14, 2011, 08:10:28 PM
When one says mangina is this what they mean?

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Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: Blackhat on March 14, 2011, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: bobnoxious on March 14, 2011, 08:10:28 PM
When one says mangina is this what they mean?

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Oh sh.t my esophagus just got some retrograde bolus movement.  You did not just throw a tucked in Buffalo Bill up.
Title: Re: Tom Crean in studio...
Post by: bobnoxious on March 14, 2011, 08:20:59 PM
I was raised to never a let a good opportunity go to waste
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