Although Bill Simmons has MU losing in the first round, of course he has some pretty funny commentary in his analysis. My favorite:
16. Long Beach State (12)
Sorry, had to pick the Beach to win two games. I've been a Long Beach supporter ever since Dre' and Snoop brought Compton and the LBC together in "The Chronic." Which reminds me, how much would you pay for a March Madness sequence where a Long Beach State player dunks on a fast break, followed by Gus Johnson losing his mind for a second and screaming, "Long Beach in the motha****** house!" I think I'd pay $750.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070313&sportCat=ncb
love how he keeps bashing the Big Ten play... and is completely correct that it is like watching women's hoops, only a little scrappier and the players sometimes dunk.... their 56-52 games won't work in the tourney.