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Title: Existential Crisis
Post by: StillAWarrior on January 14, 2011, 08:20:32 AM
All these years I've been living a lie.  As I've planned my entire life around my horoscope -- from timing my investments to choosing a compatible mate -- it was all a cruel hoax.  Now I find out that I'm a Ophiuchus.  WTF is an Ophiuchus?  I certainly hope that Ophiuchuses (Ophiuchai?) are compatible with Aries.  If not, how am I going to break it to my wife?
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: 🏀 on January 14, 2011, 08:31:49 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on January 14, 2011, 08:20:32 AM
I certainly hope that Ophiuchuses (Ophiuchai?) are compatible with Aries.  If not, how am I going to break it to my wife?

Sounds like a great opportunity to get a clean break from her.
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: StillAWarrior on January 14, 2011, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: marqptm on January 14, 2011, 08:31:49 AM
Sounds like a great opportunity to get a clean break from her.

I actually laughed out loud.

She's going to be pissed.  I'll have to check the horoscope and see how an Aries will take bad news (although perhaps she will view it differently -- perhaps Aries and Ophiuchus are naturally enemies and she'll be thrilled to be rid of me).
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: GGGG on January 14, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
Hey, apparently its the sign of "wisdom, healing and architecture."  Have you always wanted to be an architect???
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: reinko on January 14, 2011, 11:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on January 14, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
Hey, apparently its the sign of "wisdom, healing and architecture."  Have you always wanted to be an architect???
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/art-vandelay-44913.jpg?1173506327)
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: Coleman on January 14, 2011, 12:26:57 PM
Quote from: reinko on January 14, 2011, 11:43:35 AM
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/art-vandelay-44913.jpg?1173506327)


city planner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCF-DUR0GmU
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: reinko on January 14, 2011, 12:31:52 PM
Quote from: Victor McCormick on January 14, 2011, 12:26:57 PM
city planner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCF-DUR0GmU

IT'S CALLED A T-SQUARE!
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: Ari Gold on January 14, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
I'm going to be a little more current with my Reference
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Ted Mosby Architect
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: 🏀 on January 14, 2011, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: Ari Gold on January 14, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
I'm going to be a little more current with my Reference
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSE85r6ah9Isf1z7Zwj8g_9Gh_dSCJu0YNHJ5ZjdPPx3VY5y-DJ)

Ted Mosby Architect

Current, yes. Good reference, no.
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: Ari Gold on January 14, 2011, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: marqptm on January 14, 2011, 01:17:25 PM
Current, yes. Good reference, no.

That show is Legend.... wait for it... DARY
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: mu03eng on January 14, 2011, 02:04:27 PM
Hate to poop in the drama....but the horoscope only changes for those that believe in sidereal astrology is changed(based on constellations in the sky and typically a believe of eastern cultures).  Most western cultures are seasonally based astrology(tropical) and nothing has changed for them.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?hpt=C2
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on January 14, 2011, 02:07:05 PM
I'll just wait for my local astrologer to work it out for me
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: Coleman on January 14, 2011, 02:22:33 PM
Quote from: mu03eng on January 14, 2011, 02:04:27 PM
Hate to poop in the drama....but the horoscope only changes for those that believe in sidereal astrology is changed(based on constellations in the sky and typically a believe of eastern cultures).  Most western cultures are seasonally based astrology(tropical) and nothing has changed for them.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?hpt=C2

I believe that decision should be left to the states
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: 🏀 on January 14, 2011, 02:26:56 PM
Quote from: elephantraker on January 14, 2011, 02:07:05 PM
I'll just wait for my local astrologer to work it out for me

You got one on retainer?
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: StillAWarrior on January 14, 2011, 03:47:54 PM
Quote from: mu03eng on January 14, 2011, 02:04:27 PM
Hate to poop in the drama....but the horoscope only changes for those that believe in sidereal astrology is changed(based on constellations in the sky and typically a believe of eastern cultures).  Most western cultures are seasonally based astrology(tropical) and nothing has changed for them.

I'm kind of a traditionalist when it comes to my beliefs in crap like this.  I believe deeply in the sidereal astrology, and think that those who believe in the tropical astrology are freaking quack, nutjobs who will buy any load of snake oil some new-age "tropical" charlatan is peddling.
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on January 14, 2011, 04:25:30 PM
why is everyone surprised?  shouldn't the stars have told them this change was coming?
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: GGGG on January 14, 2011, 09:32:20 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on January 14, 2011, 03:47:54 PM
I'm kind of a traditionalist when it comes to my beliefs in crap like this.  I believe deeply in the sidereal astrology, and think that those who believe in the tropical astrology are freaking quack, nutjobs who will buy any load of snake oil some new-age "tropical" charlatan is peddling.


It was funnier when you called them heretics.
Title: Re: Existential Crisis
Post by: StillAWarrior on January 15, 2011, 08:12:44 AM
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on January 14, 2011, 09:32:20 PM

It was funnier when you called them heretics.

I guess the lesson here is leave well enough alone.  If only astrologists followed that advice.
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