From last night's round up:
http://deadspin.com/5696693/newest-trend-talk-show-cue-card-holders-moonlighing-as-college-basketball-coaches
"In another, albeit more much ridiculously named, tournament, Duke bested Marquette thanks in large part to Mason Plumlee not playing like your ordinary Insufferable White Guy On Duke and Kansas State beat up on a bunch of well-mannered Catholics."
Then the comments:
QuoteAre you saying that Marquette isn't "well-behaved" or not Catholic-enough - in comparison to Gonzaga?
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I'm saying Gonzaga was beaten handily yesterday and Marquette was not.
@David Matthews: Eh, they're all a bunch of drunks, anyway.