I take my 3 year old golfing frequently. He likes to return the golf cart key to the counter when we are done. Today, as we were walking back to the clubhouse, two attractive young ladies pull up in another golf cart and go into the clubhouse using a door that junior had never used before, about 35 feet from where we usually go in. In front of a couple of other twosomes, as well as employees of the club, he turns to me and yells "Daddy! I wanna go in THAT door!", pointing at the door the young ladies just used. Hilarity ensued. As he returned the cart key, the owner laughingly asked me what kind of kid I was raising. "A smart one."
That was awesome. Now buy him a puppy, take for a walk and the ladies will flock......