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Title: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Funky Cold Medina on May 13, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Give me the best t-shirt saying you have ever seen.

I just came across this doozy.  A picture of a squirrel holding a stick with the saying underneath it, "Protect your nuts".
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Hards Alumni on May 13, 2010, 12:22:15 PM
www.tshirthell.com

nsfw... offensive to most.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: reinko on May 13, 2010, 12:28:07 PM
Give me the best t-shirt saying you have ever seen.

I just came across this doozy.  A picture of a squirrel holding a stick with the saying underneath it, "Protect your nuts".

"I am douche that wears t-shirts with funny sayings" 

That one gets me every time.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Funky Cold Medina on May 13, 2010, 12:33:41 PM
"I am douche that wears t-shirts with funny sayings" 

That one gets me every time.

That t-shirt can usually be seen with this beauty unbottoned over it.
(http://www.thefunkstore.com/T-ShirtLounge/NewBlackDragonBallClubShirt05.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: StillWarriors on May 13, 2010, 01:07:38 PM
You must be at least 8" to ride this ride
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Ari Gold on May 13, 2010, 01:21:42 PM
I have to laugh that this is what MU basketball off season has come to but

I have a shirt that says:
"I'd hit that" with a picture of a pinata
"hung like a Republican" with a picture of an elephant.
"Underage Drinker" I still wear it to bars

"McCain 2000" not sure if that's "funny" but...

For some funny ones I usually shop at: http://www.snorgtees.com/ or http://www.bustedtees.com/ my favorite from those sites is : (http://0.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/8/7/bustedtees.16a36778ebf1237718870f074a8c0724.gif)
but I love old video game, simpson and movie references.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: 🏀 on May 13, 2010, 01:27:26 PM
I have to laugh that this is what MU basketball off season has come to but

I have a shirt that says:
"I'd hit that" with a picture of a pinata
"hung like a Republican" with a picture of an elephant.
"Underage Drinker" I still wear it to bars

"McCain 2000" not sure if that's "funny" but...

For some funny ones I usually shop at: http://www.snorgtees.com/ or http://www.bustedtees.com/ my favorite from those sites is : (http://0.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/8/7/bustedtees.16a36778ebf1237718870f074a8c0724.gif)
but I love old video game, simpson and movie references.

Not surprised.

Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: reinko on May 13, 2010, 01:31:47 PM
Not surprised.



Superbar POTD.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: texaswarrior74 on May 13, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
On the front:

"Chicago Homicide"

 PD Logo

Our Day Starts When Yours Ends...."

Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: augoman on May 13, 2010, 09:48:37 PM
can't believe I'm posting on this topic...,

my favorite was a shirt I wore a lot in my high school days

"BSA motorcycles...,
put something hot between your legs"
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: wyzgy on May 15, 2010, 09:20:23 PM
i got one from cabo san lucas

there ain't no plan "B"
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on May 16, 2010, 12:19:10 AM
not a t-shirt, but I love seeing fat chicks wearing the red sweatpants with "Wisconsin" stretched across their robust derrieres.   

Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: wyzgy on May 16, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
i'm so glad i had two boys.  if i had a daughter wearing a skin tight pair of shorts so short they'd either need a hair net or laser treatment with the words juicy across the umm, backside it'd give me a heart attack or she'd be in the basement until she's 21...no 41 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: 21Jumpstreet on May 17, 2010, 07:29:02 AM
Best t-shirt site is www.threadless.com.

A couple of the funniest:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

and

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Hards Alumni on May 17, 2010, 08:41:15 AM
not a t-shirt, but I love seeing fat chicks wearing the red sweatpants with "Wisconsin" stretched across their robust derrieres.   



Oh, I know those... they are the same as the ones that the fat chicks who wear the blue or grey sweatpants with "Marquette" stretched across their robust derriers!

Usually on these, the U is hidden in the crack though.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: 🏀 on May 17, 2010, 09:08:44 AM
Oh, I know those... they are the same as the ones that the fat chicks who wear the blue or grey sweatpants with "Marquette" stretched across their robust derriers!

Usually on these, the U is hidden in the crack though.

That's gotta hurt recruiting.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on May 17, 2010, 09:44:41 AM
Rehab is for Quitters
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: CTWarrior on May 17, 2010, 11:39:47 AM
I bought this one for my son, cracks me up.

http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html (http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html)
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: wyzgy on May 28, 2010, 06:59:13 AM
I bought this one for my son, cracks me up.

http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html (http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html)

yes i do get out quite often thank you, but that shirt is tits-i will be ordering some for the whole family, even the dog gets one-a white siberian husky.  how long before the taunts of racism start?
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: 4everwarriors on May 28, 2010, 10:12:51 AM
I'm not sure you're allowed to type tits on this board.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: reinko on May 28, 2010, 10:19:38 AM
yes i do get out quite often thank you, but that shirt is tits-i will be ordering some for the whole family, even the dog gets one-a white siberian husky.  how long before the taunts of racism start?

Nothing racist about it.  It's just really really frackin' dorky.

I imagine you guys would also be the ones who rock Duke Lacrosse t-shirts.

Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: GGGG on May 28, 2010, 10:22:27 AM
Best t-shirt site is www.threadless.com.

A couple of the funniest:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


OK....now *that* made me laugh.
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: GoldenWarrior on June 02, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
I usually hate these, but I liked this one...

Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: wyoMUfan on June 04, 2010, 10:25:11 AM
"I support the 2nd Amendment"

w/ a picture of a bear wearing a cut off t-shirt
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: 77ncaachamps on June 09, 2010, 12:43:10 AM
As an Asian, I find this funny.

So funny in fact that I have one!

(http://rlv.zcache.com/i_speak_engrish_tshirt-p235926660192310782qw9y_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: Mayor McCheese on June 09, 2010, 08:05:29 AM
That's gotta hurt recruiting.

Hey, as Outkast put it for us

BGBGNLT - Big Girls Big Girls Need Love Too
Title: Re: Funny Tshirt Sayings
Post by: RawdogDX on June 09, 2010, 05:45:38 PM
I once threw a party where everyone had to bring a funny shirt and than random assignments happened.  It was tons of fun.  Penalty t-shirts were made for people who showed up empty handed.