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Title: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: KipsBayEagle on May 11, 2010, 10:06:16 AM
http://marquettetribune.org/2010/05/06/news/abbottsford-tdz1-kk2-je3-abbottsford-ra-connected-to-four-burglaries/

For those who don't know, abbotsford is a fairly new dorm at Marquette.  This is embarrassing and pathetic.  She should not only be kicked out, but she should face criminal charges.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: chapman on May 11, 2010, 10:16:42 AM
"Temporary suspension of her duties"?  Hopefully this results in permanent suspension of her enrollment. 
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: reinko on May 11, 2010, 10:21:45 AM
Damn, Marcus Williams getting back at us for those laptop chants.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: dwaderoy2004 on May 11, 2010, 11:04:50 AM
leaving the stolen goods out in the open?  she's not a very good thief.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: MUfan12 on May 11, 2010, 11:13:37 AM
I just hope she isn't a lesbian.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: Skatastrophy on May 11, 2010, 11:44:22 AM
She stole a can opener?  Really?
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: Moonboots on May 11, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Heard from an acquaintance in a class (who is an RA at O'Donnell) that she is a kleptomaniac and got off of her medicine. Clearly, at least one of the things she stole (the one she wore out in public) wasn't even something of value.  I believe it was just a sweatshirt with a high school's name on it - one that would only belong to the person from whom it was stolen.

Take that for whatever it's worth. I'm sure there's lots of stories floating around right now.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: 4everwarriors on May 11, 2010, 02:31:07 PM
Maybe she'll get Creaned to prep school.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: Brewtown Andy on May 11, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
Quote from: KipsBayEagle on May 11, 2010, 10:06:16 AM
http://marquettetribune.org/2010/05/06/news/abbottsford-tdz1-kk2-je3-abbottsford-ra-connected-to-four-burglaries/

For those who don't know, abbotsford is a fairly new dorm at Marquette.  This is embarrassing and pathetic.  She should not only be kicked out, but she should face criminal charges.

Any criminal charges would be based on what the victims want to do, and do you really want to file a police report over a can opener?
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: chapman on May 11, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
Quote from: Moonboots on May 11, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Heard from an acquaintance in a class (who is an RA at O'Donnell) that she is a kleptomaniac and got off of her medicine. Clearly, at least one of the things she stole (the one she wore out in public) wasn't even something of value.  I believe it was just a sweatshirt with a high school's name on it - one that would only belong to the person from whom it was stolen.

Take that for whatever it's worth. I'm sure there's lots of stories floating around right now.

They have medication for kleptos?  You learn something new everyday, and today I've learned there's a Don't Steal Pill.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on May 11, 2010, 07:01:40 PM
We had a guy on our floor and I happened to be visiting his roommate when I saw his top drawer was open and rolled up there were several of my ties. I had worked in a men's shop and had legally acquired some sartorial expertise. Frontier justice followed and the authorities were left out of it.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: Blackhat on May 11, 2010, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: chapman on May 11, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
They have medication for kleptos?  You learn something new everyday, and today I've learned there's a Don't Steal Pill.

You've never heard of schizo's hacking up their mother after going off their meds?

If they can prevent that........

For instance in Britain
After losing three consecutive games of FIFA 2008 (PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, PSP, DS) to his brother and a friend, 17-year-old schizophrenic James Callaghan nearly emptied a bottle of vodka, armed himself with an axe and a long-bladed knife, and went on a drunken rampage around the neighborhood that left an unfortunate 65-year-old widow dead.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: wyzgy on May 11, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
they should do an inventory of the alleged victim's alleged apartments, alleged underwear drawer to see if it was an alleged panty raid-wasn't she seen out wearing some of the alleged evidence-you know like high school panties-kind of like a letter jacket-need to be careful where you place your medals  ;D
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: reinko on May 11, 2010, 07:43:42 PM
Wow wyzguy.  With your commitment to strict Catholic teachings, and talking about high school "panties".  That's gotta be some kind of a sin in your world.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: GGGG on May 11, 2010, 07:45:41 PM
Quote from: chapman on May 11, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
They have medication for kleptos?  You learn something new everyday, and today I've learned there's a Don't Steal Pill.


Well, kleptomania is a mental illness similar to OCD.  The fact that she was stealing worthless items like a can opener is pretty common symptom.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: wyzgy on May 11, 2010, 07:50:12 PM
Quote from: reinko on May 11, 2010, 07:43:42 PM
Wow wyzguy.  With your commitment to strict Catholic teachings, and talking about high school "panties".  That's gotta be some kind of a sin in your world.

reinie-you been following me around?? :o  even us dirty ole strict catholics need to have some fun-hetero however
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: Moonboots on May 11, 2010, 11:19:55 PM
Quote from: chapman on May 11, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
They have medication for kleptos?  You learn something new everyday, and today I've learned there's a Don't Steal Pill.

QuoteKleptomania is very easy to treat. One of the first step is to find another occupation to replace the stealing activity. It is also very important to make the patient realize that others are harmed by the stealing activities. Other most practiced treatments are psycho-analysis, behavior modification therapy, individual psychotherapy and family therapy. Some of the medications frequently used are fluvoxamine, paroxetine, fluoxetine, lithium, valproate, sertraline, trazodone and prozac (an antidepressant that boosts levels of serotonin).

http://living.oneindia.in/health/disorders-and-ailments/kleptomania.html


Who knew?

Must have to do with regulating endorphin levels.
Title: Re: Abbotsford RA connected to 4 dorm room burglaries
Post by: wyzgy on May 12, 2010, 05:44:22 AM
no no no-it's got to be the epinephrine/norepinephrine re-uptake synapsis-everyone knows that-sheesh ;D
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