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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Doris Burkes Thong on March 11, 2010, 04:19:08 PM

Title: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Doris Burkes Thong on March 11, 2010, 04:19:08 PM
I thought she was about as complimentary of MU as you could be without sounding like a total homer. Great pub for the program.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: 21Jumpstreet on March 11, 2010, 04:22:51 PM
She was great.  Very complimentary of DJO and nicely kept mentioning that he needed to slow down big fella.  She is a pretty good analyst, I liked her comments about DJO being a little hasty.  She is on the DJO bandwagon for sure.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Eye on March 11, 2010, 04:26:57 PM
I've always thought she's an excellent analyst. Does her homework and tells you some things you didn't know about teams.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: BaltimoreMC on March 11, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: 21Jumpstreet on March 11, 2010, 04:22:51 PM
She is on the DJO bandwagon for sure.

...ahhh, I though she was gonna stop the game, walk out on the court and make-out w/ DJO she was so complementary
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Benny B on March 11, 2010, 04:42:51 PM
Quote from: BaltimoreMC on March 11, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
...ahhh, I though she was gonna stop the game, walk out on the court and make-out w/ DJO she was so complementary

Whoa.  That would have been amazing for two different reasons.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Fullodds on March 11, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
Thanks to your screen name I have a hard time thinking about her without thinking of her thong (if she even has one --- I say no)
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2010, 04:51:32 PM
She's good.  She takes some heat because she's a woman, but she is better prepared than most.  Perhaps she feels she has to be for that very reason.  I don't mind her at all.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: willie warrior on March 11, 2010, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: BaltimoreMC on March 11, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
...ahhh, I though she was gonna stop the game, walk out on the court and make-out w/ DJO she was so complementary
Hopefully she will do it in her thong!
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Doris Burkes Thong on March 11, 2010, 04:56:34 PM
Quote from: Fullodds on March 11, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
Thanks to your screen name I have a hard time thinking about her without thinking of her thong (if she even has one --- I say no)

Yeah, I agree. I say no as well, but I still love her name and the word "thong".
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Lennys Tap on March 11, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2010, 04:51:32 PM
She's good.  She takes some heat because she's a woman, but she is better prepared than most.  Perhaps she feels she has to be for that very reason.  I don't mind her at all.

Totally agree.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: boyonthedock on March 11, 2010, 04:59:39 PM
Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on March 11, 2010, 04:56:34 PM
Yeah, I agree. I say no as well, but I still love her name and the word "thong".

So you are saying you don't think you exist?
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Ari Gold on March 11, 2010, 05:00:10 PM
Quote from: BaltimoreMC on March 11, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
...ahhh, I though she was gonna stop the game, walk out on the court and make-out w/ DJO she was so complementary

I kind of thought she would have gone straight for a double team from DJO and Scottie Reynolds.
See it's funny because double team is a basketball term
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Jay Bee on March 11, 2010, 05:02:08 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2010, 04:51:32 PM
She takes some heat because she's a woman,

Ummmmm, we don't KNOW that. 
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: DiaperDandy on March 11, 2010, 05:05:08 PM
I personally can't stand her.  Listening to her deep, raspy voice scares me and it annoys me greatly when she refers to the basket as the tin.  She says it at least three times a game.  I will give her credit though, she is very knowledgable about the game and provides great color commentary.  IMO  though, I would trade her for Bilas in a heatbeat.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: JWags85 on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Is she related to Dwight Burke?

I definitely prefer her to Beth Mowens, uggh.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: ATWizJr on March 11, 2010, 06:10:22 PM
Quote from: DiaperDandy on March 11, 2010, 05:05:08 PM
I personally can't stand her.  Listening to her deep, raspy voice scares me and it annoys me greatly when she refers to the basket as the tin.  She says it at least three times a game.  I will give her credit though, she is very knowledgable about the game and provides great color commentary.  IMO  though, I would trade her for Bilas in a heatbeat.
So, you really hate Bilas?
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: LON on March 11, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
Quote from: Ari Gold on March 11, 2010, 05:00:10 PM
I kind of thought she would have gone straight for a double team from DJO and Scottie Reynolds.
See it's funny because double team is a basketball term

Nice

Quote from: DiaperDandy on March 11, 2010, 05:05:08 PM
I personally can't stand her.  Listening to her deep, raspy voice scares me and it annoys me greatly when she refers to the basket as the tin.  She says it at least three times a game.  I will give her credit though, she is very knowledgable about the game and provides great color commentary.  IMO  though, I would trade her for Bilas in a heatbeat.

Do you mean Dan Schulman?  Bilas is color commentary, Doris Burke is play by play.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: T-Bone on March 11, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
She does do a good job.  I wish she would add the term "Junk Yard Dogs" to her repertoire, however.
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: Blackhat on March 11, 2010, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: DiaperDandy on March 11, 2010, 05:05:08 PM
I personally can't stand her.  Listening to her deep, raspy voice scares me and it annoys me greatly when she refers to the basket as the tin.  She says it at least three times a game.  I will give her credit though, she is very knowledgable about the game and provides great color commentary.  IMO  though, I would trade her for Bilas in a heatbeat.

Does her homework which I respect. (And isn't calling our guys Haywood, Odom-Johnson or some stupid shiite like that)

 But her high pitched shrilly voice is terrible to listen to.  
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: 4everwarriors on March 11, 2010, 09:55:06 PM
Quote from: Fullodds on March 11, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
Thanks to your screen name I have a hard time thinking about her without thinking of her thong (if she even has one --- I say no)


Are you saying she most likely goes sans bloomers?
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: 🏀 on March 11, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet...

(http://theangryt.com/images/5-28-08/manager_clip_image003.jpg)
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: VegasWarrior77 on March 11, 2010, 10:12:18 PM
She did a great job of covering her face while under the sun lamp - unlike Tan Tom!  I guess she doesn't wear a thong!
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: GuamanianTerror on March 11, 2010, 11:54:21 PM
Quote from: marqptm on March 11, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet...

(http://theangryt.com/images/5-28-08/manager_clip_image003.jpg)

This isn't a thong
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: 77ncaachamps on March 12, 2010, 12:03:12 AM
Can you make out the thong? ;)

(http://www.rimonthly.com/images/2007/november_2007/NV7EC45DOR.jpg)

http://www.rimonthly.com/Rhode-Island-Monthly/November-2007/Game-Face/
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: GuamanianTerror on March 12, 2010, 12:10:02 AM
Quote from: 77ncaachamps on March 12, 2010, 12:03:12 AM
Can you make out the thong? ;)

(http://www.rimonthly.com/images/2007/november_2007/NV7EC45DOR.jpg)

http://www.rimonthly.com/Rhode-Island-Monthly/November-2007/Game-Face/


Is there VTL?
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: 77ncaachamps on March 12, 2010, 12:16:38 AM
If anything, looks "standard".
Title: Re: Speaking of Doris Burke
Post by: GuamanianTerror on March 12, 2010, 12:22:42 AM
Quote from: 77ncaachamps on March 12, 2010, 12:16:38 AM
If anything, looks "standard".

If you look closely you will note Butt Cheek VPL thus proving Doris Burke is no Thong wearer. No. She is a granny panty wearer.
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