Some of you younger folks probably don't know that the french idolize Jerry Lewis as a comedic genius. Now word has it that the french have named Tom Crean as their most admired college basketball coach. Of course only a frenchman could admire a man who would name his son as the winner of all the awards at his basketball camp. Also a frenchman would gladly get tossed from a game down 25 rather than shake hands with an opponent who trounces you by an average of 30 points. The french, who have not won a battle or a sporting event in many years, are undoubtedly drawn to the man they affectionately refer to as "Le Bronzage Artificiel." Move over Jerry.
le sigh.
le old.
sacre bleu (and gold)
au revoir
Je reddition
douche.
l'ignore.
Le'worthless
Le lame.