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Chicos are you Perez Hilton?
I detect a lisp in your print.
Well I am gay (Hards...that's for you)
The more important question is whether you had one of your kids attend a Majerus camp for the opportunity to be sat on?
Cool, I'm the new HAYWARD.
"I would totally go out drinking with Rick Majerus."
Heh.