Wish I could muster any enthusiasm, but post-season tournaments are not awarded for close losses.
I think I'd rather have my buddy punch me in the balls every game day.
You don't already?
I have my wife tag me in the seeds with a minute to go in each game, saves time.
This is a team that plays hard but will break your heart every time.
This team is that out of your league girl that flirts with you the whole party, leading you to believe you have a chance, but still leaves with the jag in the Ed Hardy shirt at the end of the night.
Or...given their free throw problems, maybe she just pukes on your shirt and passes out before you can leave with her.