read from the bottom up..
http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob
took me a bit to figure out what he meant, but that's hilarious! guy must be british ("stitched me up something rotten," "on his stag-do," "behaviour")
Wow, less than a week into marriage, and they've already gain > 1lb each :)
ZFB doesn't need such a contraption. That's what the Richter Scale is for. 8-)