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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: Cooby Snacks on December 18, 2009, 09:48:32 AM

Title: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
Post by: Cooby Snacks on December 18, 2009, 09:48:32 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html)

Clearly this is the best news story of the millennium thus far.  The more difficult question: is this the best news story in all of history?

Title: Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
Post by: Josey Wales on December 18, 2009, 09:55:15 AM

"it was better than a bruce lee film"

lol

Title: Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
Post by: MU Chi_IL on December 18, 2009, 11:21:43 AM

This killed me, it might be one of the best news stories of all time.

Title: Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
Post by: soloWarrior on December 18, 2009, 11:44:14 AM

the Asian monkeys are well known for their fighting prowess...
they've been give'n out beat-downs in India for years.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7055625.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7055625.stm)

Title: Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 18, 2009, 12:32:45 PM

Somewhere, somehow, there is a Tom Crean joke here.

Title: Re: No mercy in the monkey dojo!
Post by: IAmMarquette on December 19, 2009, 03:16:48 PM

"Yeah. Karate monkey. Much safer."