Expanding the meme
But lost in some other posts
Marquette Haiku Thread?
Moderator merge?
Many haikus into one
Combine all the joy
Lazar shoots too much
Efficiency worst in three years
Please pass the damn ball
Butler's got some game
Efficiency is off the charts
Maybe pass to him
Buzz must realize
No chance Marquette will compete
Play the young players
Williams and Mbao
Could they possibly be worse
Than point guard Cubey?
Time to find out now
Growing pains build for future
Learn out on the court
I agree with you
Youth must play for future's sake
Use the whole bench Buzz
I am idiot
Incorrectly edited
Hang my head in shame
To recap Haiku
Three lines and some syllables
Five Seven and Five
If you are in doubt
Always trust the Internets
Wikipedia
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on December 16, 2009, 12:39:12 PM
I agree with you
Youth must play for future's sake
Use the whole bench Buzz
needless distraction
addition through subtraction
time to refocus
Epic concept launched
Japanese poetry saves
fan base from Hari Kari
Is this Rochambo?
I hope not
Leave, smelly hippies
Used to think Wart Hog Driver
needlessly Verbose
confirmed, but like him more now
beguiling rhyme
safe haven from the maymon
tale of betrayal
Last year was easy
Coaching Amigos and Zar
How will Buzz coach now?
Quote from: CrazyEcho on December 16, 2009, 12:51:52 PM
Is this Rochambo?
I hope not
Leave, smelly hippies
Beauty in structure
Busy squirrel absorbed sees not
Form is the essence
Quote from: Henry Sugar on December 16, 2009, 01:20:41 PM
Last year was easy
Coaching Amigos and Zar
How will Buzz coach now?
the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony
Quote from: warthog-driver on December 16, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony
wow good one. did you make that one up?
Quote from: Curtis Loew on December 16, 2009, 02:50:41 PM
wow good one. did you make that one up?
No, Warthog Classic
Was written in the cockpit
Such a clever man.
Quote from: MU_B2002 on December 16, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
No, Warthog Classic
Was written in the cockpit
Such a clever man.
pilot in cockpit
writing haiku not flying
sleeping in the dirt
Quote from: warthog-driver on December 16, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony
Tough punch in the mouth
Junior Chris and now J-May
Can Buzz take a hit?
As Buzz likes to say
"character will be revealed"
And to the fans too
Quote from: RBSC on December 16, 2009, 02:59:53 PM
pilot in cockpit
writing haiku not flying
sleeping in the dirt
screaming through the sky
processing so much at once
fighter pilot's life
Now bench time over
Ewill looks to Feast on BEast
Let wild Rumpus Start
Quote from: warthog-driver on December 16, 2009, 03:34:00 PM
screaming through the sky
processing so much at once
fighter pilot's life
brother is airborne
in iraq he loved warthogs
kept infantry safe
warriors prepare
the silence before battle
mordant destiny
Quote from: RBSC on December 16, 2009, 03:50:09 PM
brother is airborne
in iraq he loved warthogs
kept infantry safe
deep abiding love
the ungainly pig above
the soldier's best friend
so many haikus
reading everything in verse
brain in need of rest
What contreception
Those winged warriors do use
Personality
;D ;)
.
.
.
What genius display
This haiku performance thread
Absurd Language Art
Tonights Makers Toast
MU lands Two Six Ten Posts
Then Sweet whiskey reign
Midget Bar Beckons
Spaniel with Short Tail Sir
Frank Herald serves up
(RIP)
Seven-foot recruits
enroll at mid-semester
my alarm clock rings.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Jeronne wished to go
Loyal others pick up slack
Now must be Warriors.
our beloved team
has had a tough go of it
rain clouds bring new life
I wanna love Buzz
Jury's out. Won with Crean's guys.
It's show time now, Coach.
MU's dream season
No injuries, 9 BEAST wins.
April in New York
Depth is a problem
Players are hurt or Maymon.
Bench looks like "Hoosiers."
Sad from Badger loss
Rivalries bring out the worst
Let's pound the Irish
Student Section sucks
We blacked out more years ago
but how do I recall? ?-(
Darkest before dawn
It could be a long season
Alcohol cures all.
Favorite player's Dwight
tries to play just like A.I.
least he looks the part
West VA to start,
then 'Nova twice in 1 week?
That's "SHENANIGANS!!!"
Art Smart laid a fart
Below the whole machine apart
Farts kill all machines
Recession hits hard
Milwaukee tanning salons'
profits are way down
"Ring out Ahoya"
Doesn't have too many words
Eleven total.
Things look bad now but,
Remember C-USA?
SLU and Tulane. Yikes.
all my sports teams suck
Falcons, Braves & Bulldogs too
f__k my g_dd_mn life
MARQUETTE ROCKS!!! MARQUETTE
ROCKS!!! MARQUETTE ROCKS!!! MARQUETTE ROCKS!!!
oh, and MARQUETTE ROCKS!!!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal.
Times are tough these days
At least we're not Shorewood State
stuck playing Wright State.
Christmas warms my heart
The only part that bugs me
Claus wears red not gold
Last March I'm certain
We'd have won against Mizzou
If 'Zar had small feet
Easy to find guards
True fives are more elusive
Like in a sketch bar
Quote from: Henry Sugar on December 16, 2009, 12:43:40 PM
To recap Haiku
Three lines and some syllables
Five Seven and Five
Three lines are OK
Five seven five too much limit
Marquette Haikus can have fewer or more syllables because they're our Haikus dammit
Quote from: AZWarrior on December 16, 2009, 09:06:28 PM
Three lines are OK
Five seven five too much limit
Marquette Haikus can have fewer or more syllables because they're our Haikus dammit
AZWarrior,
Stick to the Haiku rules
Not open mic night.
:)
Badgers are like girls--
brains a third the size of ours.
scientific FACT.
Quote from: MUpride06 on December 16, 2009, 09:19:43 PM
Badgers are like girls--
brains a third the size of ours.
scientific FACT.
lols
Quote from: notkirkcameron on December 16, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
AZWarrior,
Stick to the Haiku rules
Not open mic night.
:)
Your second line has
Six syllables not seven
Kettle calls pot black
::)
Quote from: AZWarrior on December 16, 2009, 09:28:36 PM
Your second line has
Six syllables not seven
Kettle calls pot black
::)
Forgive me, AZ--
but when you use the word "black",
don't you mean "Mbao?"
True that, good AZ
My time at SLU Law gave me
Southern dialect.
:)
ring out ahoya
a peculiar song at best
numen flumenque
Tom Crean and Rick P,
Garcia, Smith, Gaines and Bo--
Dudes I wanna punch.
(Hard.)
(Sorry, notkirk.)
Any shot, you think,
of Wade and 'Bron teaming up
come this summertime?
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