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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: MU Avenue on March 03, 2009, 02:15:19 PM

Title: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: MU Avenue on March 03, 2009, 02:15:19 PM: I have to ask: Who is Doris Burke and what does your screen name mean?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: bossmustang on March 03, 2009, 02:37:45 PM: Just tryin to help....

http://www.espnmediazone.com/bios/Talent/Burke_Doris.htm
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Doris Burkes Thong on March 03, 2009, 02:42:34 PM: Quote from: MU Avenue on March 03, 2009, 02:15:19 PM
I have to ask: Who is Doris Burke and what does your screen name mean?

Doris Burke is a "drop dead gorgeous" college basketball analyst for ESPN who this summer will be launching her own brand of lingerie. When I heard this the image of Doris Burke in a thong just kinda popped into my head for some reason. It just so happened that when I heard this I was actually signing up to become a MUScoop member. So that's where the name came from.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on March 03, 2009, 03:06:26 PM: Doris Burke's thong also popped up the day after my man 4never suggested that I change my name from the legendary "ziggysfryboy" to erin andrews thong. I did this to honor my man 4never and his large collection of EA's undies that he has purchased through mail order catalogs.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: 4everwarriors on March 03, 2009, 03:36:40 PM: Thank you, my brother.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Ari Gold on March 03, 2009, 03:48:36 PM: A) I thought it was for Dwight Burke's Mom?

B) She's not that hot?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Blackhat on March 03, 2009, 03:50:34 PM: Doris Burke's man voice is huge turnoff. I'd have to keep the lights on otherwise it'd probably seem like you're making love to a 50 yr old man.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: The Man in Gold on March 03, 2009, 03:51:46 PM: Quote from: Ari Gold on March 03, 2009, 03:48:36 PM
B) She's not that hot?

Now Stacey Dales...
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: BrewCity83 on March 03, 2009, 04:02:31 PM: Quote from: Ari Gold on March 03, 2009, 03:48:36 PM
A) I thought it was for Dwight Burke's Mom?

Dwight Burke's mom!! I got a great laugh outta that one!
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: LON on March 03, 2009, 04:02:57 PM: Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on March 03, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
Doris Burke is a "drop dead gorgeous" college basketball analyst for ESPN who this summer will be launching her own brand of lingerie. When I heard this the image of Doris Burke in a thong just kinda popped into my head for some reason. It just so happened that when I heard this I was actually signing up to become a MUScoop member. So that's where the name came from.

I thought this was a joke at first; and to be honest, the thought of Doris Burke in anything besides head to toe long johns is absolutely frightening.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Wade4Life on March 03, 2009, 04:27:15 PM: ERIN ANDREWS!!!!

Now we are talking.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: MR.HAYWARD on March 03, 2009, 05:09:35 PM: Stacy dales is power hot!!
Title: Doris Burke is a basketball analyst and reporter ...
Post by: MU Avenue on March 03, 2009, 05:15:48 PM: Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on March 03, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
Doris Burke is a "drop dead gorgeous" college basketball analyst for ESPN who this summer will be launching her own brand of lingerie. When I heard this the image of Doris Burke in a thong just kinda popped into my head for some reason. It just so happened that when I heard this I was actually signing up to become a MUScoop member. So that's where the name came from.

… who is soon to launch her own line of lingerie?

While I always applaud the entrepreneurial spirit, it seems an odd connection for an ESPN broadcaster to also have her own line of undies, no?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: wildbill sb on March 03, 2009, 05:30:51 PM: Quote from: Stone Cold on March 03, 2009, 03:50:34 PM
Doris Burke's man voice is huge turnoff. I'd have to keep the lights on otherwise it'd probably seem like you're making love to a 50 yr old man.

What's wrong with making love to a fifty year old man?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Pardner on March 03, 2009, 06:14:45 PM: Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on March 03, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
...who this summer will be launching her own brand of lingerie.

I think you are a bit off on your interpretation..."lingerie" is a relative term...I am pretty sure Doris is launching a new line of boxers, not thongs. DBB's is more like it, if you know what I mean. ;)
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: rocky_warrior on March 03, 2009, 09:42:53 PM: Well, thanks to this thread - a Google search for "doris burke lingerie" will point people directly to MUScoop.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=doris+burke+lingerie

Not sure if that's the crowd we want - but funny nonetheless..
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: rugbydrummer on March 03, 2009, 11:52:23 PM: Um . . .

To the Superbar, Mods!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: mu-rara on March 04, 2009, 10:11:52 AM: Quote from: rugbydrummer on March 03, 2009, 11:52:23 PM
Um . . .

To the Superbar, Mods!!!!! ;D

killjoy...this is a very funny thread!
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: mu-rara on March 04, 2009, 10:24:28 AM: Quote from: rugbydrummer on March 03, 2009, 11:52:23 PM
Um . . .

To the Superbar, Mods!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Marquette Mama on March 04, 2009, 10:30:24 AM: Quote from: rocky_warrior on March 03, 2009, 09:42:53 PM
Well, thanks to this thread - a Google search for "doris burke lingerie" will point people directly to MUScoop.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=doris+burke+lingerie

Not sure if that's the crowd we want - but funny nonetheless..

Before this thread is relegated to oblivion, I would like to get some posters' opinions:
Ever since Ziggy changed his name to Erin Andrews' Thong, then Doris Burke's Thong joined, I have been thinking about changing my name to something more exciting.

I really like Lazar Hayward, so I am considering a change to: Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap.

Mods -- OK with this?

On the other hand, perhaps MUScoop naming conventions limit names linked to lingerie (is a jock lingerie?) to ESPN media figures. I hope not, because I do not want to be known as Jay Bilas Jock Strap, or Len Elmore's Truss or (worst of all possible options) Dick Vitale's Depends.

If Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap is considered too disrespectful, I could use Lazar Hayward's Sweatband. I admire how it is always perfectly coordinated with his uni-- even the dreaded baby blue.

Whadda ya think?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: dwaderoy2004 on March 04, 2009, 10:47:28 AM: go for it
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Coleman on March 04, 2009, 11:52:47 AM: Quote from: Marquette Mama on March 04, 2009, 10:30:24 AM

I really like Lazar Hayward, so I am considering a change to: Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap.

How about Dwight Burke's Thong?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Pardner on March 04, 2009, 03:33:25 PM: Quote from: Marquette Mama on March 04, 2009, 10:30:24 AM
Before this thread is relegated to oblivion, I would like to get some posters' opinions:
Ever since Ziggy changed his name to Erin Andrews' Thong, then Doris Burke's Thong joined, I have been thinking about changing my name to something more exciting.

I really like Lazar Hayward, so I am considering a change to: Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap.

Mods -- OK with this?

On the other hand, perhaps MUScoop naming conventions limit names linked to lingerie (is a jock lingerie?) to ESPN media figures. I hope not, because I do not want to be known as Jay Bilas Jock Strap, or Len Elmore's Truss or (worst of all possible options) Dick Vitale's Depends.

If Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap is considered too disrespectful, I could use Lazar Hayward's Sweatband. I admire how it is always perfectly coordinated with his uni-- even the dreaded baby blue.

Whadda ya think?

How about "Odell Balls Bag"? A little more PC, but keeps the MU connection.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Ari Gold on March 04, 2009, 05:18:21 PM: Cubillian's shoulder sling?

Too soon?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Marquette Mama on March 04, 2009, 05:35:53 PM: Quote from: Pardner on March 04, 2009, 03:33:25 PM
How about "Odell Balls Bag"? A little more PC, but keeps the MU connection.

I am trying to picture a universe where "Odell Balls Bag" is more PC than Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap. ;D But I will give all suggestions due consideration.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Pardner on March 04, 2009, 06:28:13 PM: Quote from: Marquette Mama on March 04, 2009, 05:35:53 PM
I am trying to picture a universe where "Odell Balls Bag" is more PC than Lazar Hayward's Jock Strap. ;D But I will give all suggestions due consideration.

The wiki knows everything...

http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/odell_ball
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: rugbydrummer on March 05, 2009, 11:20:29 PM: Quote from: mu-rara on March 04, 2009, 10:11:52 AM
killjoy...this is a very funny thread!

Let me know when funny = MU basketball 8-)
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: jaybilaswho? on March 06, 2009, 10:55:50 AM: Quote from: rugbydrummer on March 05, 2009, 11:20:29 PM
Let me know when funny = MU basketball 8-)

Funny things about MU Basketball, IMO:

Buzz's sweaty shirt (good user name) from the louiseville game
Cubillan's worm dance
Jump around guy
Old guy and his wife from the kiss cam
freeway
the naming debacle (Gold)
Crean (in all aspects)
Al McGuire and his quotes
The hummers that the office leased
...
....
.....
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: BrewCity83 on March 06, 2009, 11:03:14 AM: Joe Fulce is funny.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: LON on March 06, 2009, 01:31:41 PM: Lee Corso's Merkin
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: tower912 on March 06, 2009, 01:51:13 PM: Dickie V's glass eye
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: rugbydrummer on March 06, 2009, 02:40:42 PM: Quote from: jaybilaswho? on March 06, 2009, 10:55:50 AM
Funny things about MU Basketball, IMO:

Buzz's sweaty shirt (good user name) from the louiseville game
Cubillan's worm dance
Jump around guy
Old guy and his wife from the kiss cam
freeway
the naming debacle (Gold)
Crean (in all aspects)
Al McGuire and his quotes
The hummers that the office leased
...
....
.....

Buzz impressions by Wes & Lazar

Dickie V has a glass eye? really?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: tower912 on March 06, 2009, 03:15:45 PM: Fact. What isn't true is the rumor that it was provided by the ACC so that it only shows Duke and UNC.....
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: BrewCity83 on March 06, 2009, 03:42:19 PM: Quote from: tower912 on March 06, 2009, 03:15:45 PM
Fact. What isn't true is the rumor that it was provided by the ACC so that it only shows Duke and UNC.....

I believe that it is Carolina blue, though.
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Pardner on March 06, 2009, 07:12:00 PM: Jonathan Xavier's Faux Fur
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: 77ncaachamps on March 07, 2009, 01:06:39 AM: Mike Deane's Eagle Eyebrows
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: rugbydrummer on March 07, 2009, 09:28:09 AM: Mike McCarter's Aldi bag!
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Coleman on March 09, 2009, 03:57:44 PM: Quote from: rugbydrummer on March 06, 2009, 02:40:42 PM
Buzz impressions by Wes & Lazar

There video or audio of this anywhere online?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Canned Goods n Ammo on March 09, 2009, 04:42:34 PM: Quote from: 77ncaachamps on March 07, 2009, 01:06:39 AM
Mike Deane's Eagle Eyebrows

Mike Deane's Glasses/sunglasses/glasses/sunglasses/glasses/sunglasses...
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: Pardner on March 09, 2009, 08:36:43 PM: 4never's Barbie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwt8RYFn2RI
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: shaquilvaine on March 09, 2009, 08:48:14 PM: how about Todd Rosiak's banana hammock?
Title: Re: TO: Doris Burkes Thong
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on March 09, 2009, 09:28:28 PM: Quote from: Pardner on March 09, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
4never's Barbie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwt8RYFn2RI

youtube poster kittencougarlinda seems to have done a good job promoting her website. 8-)