Unbelievable. No wonder the US's finances are in such trouble. We're all out buying this kind of crap.
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http://www.overstock.com/Electronics/iPod-Stereo-Dock-Speaker-and-Bath-Tissue-Holder/2548612/product.html?fp=f&siteid=Es5Ekr9eEBk-qdXEVKKBo7QI78XX2iyQaA
I actually like listening to my iPod while moving my bowels. Especially in public, so I don't have to worry about people's reactions to post-Qdoba poops.