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Title: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: Pardner on December 08, 2008, 08:51:36 PM
Please take all weapons away from pro athletes

Rose injured. You gotta hear how.
K.C. Johnson

Derrick Rose wore a large gauze bandage on his left forearm and a
sheepish smile on his face.

Rose missed Monday's practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a
gash suffered when he said he rolled onto a knife while eating an apple
in bed.

"It was a silly incident," Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I
laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of
water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced
my arm.

"I panicked when it first happened and called my trainer. It was
painful but I should be alright."

Athletic trainer Fred Tedeschi drove Rose to Highland Park Hospital
shortly after 8 a.m., where doctors closed the wound.

"It was a large wound, but they healed it up," Rose said. "I'm good. I
could've practiced today, but they told me to wait until tomorrow. Most
likely, I'm going to play."

Rose said he would have the stitches in his arm for 10-14 days.

"It's just an unfortunate thing, but he'll be fine," coach Vinny Del
Negro said. "He could've practiced today but more precautionary to let
him relax a little after that incident and get some rest. Thank
goodness it's not serious. It could've been a lot worse."

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/fullcourtpress/2008/12/rose-injured.html
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: chapman on December 08, 2008, 08:57:10 PM
Wow.  This is actually worse than former Brewers pitcher Matt Wise cutting his finger on the salad tongs from the post-game spread and missing time.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 08, 2008, 09:06:47 PM
Ironically, Rose is known for having a really bad diet consisting of pretty much all candy.

He eats healthy for once in his life and things go crazy!
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: MU B2002 on December 08, 2008, 09:41:35 PM
Quote from: chapman on December 08, 2008, 08:57:10 PM
Wow.  This is actually worse than former Brewers pitcher Matt Wise cutting his finger on the salad tongs from the post-game spread and missing time.

My favorites were Josh Beimel from the Dodgers, breaking a cocktail glass in his hand and missing a playoff game.

or

A DT for the Bears tripping over his dog and breaking both wrists.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: 🏀 on December 08, 2008, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 08, 2008, 09:06:47 PM
Ironically, Rose is known for having a really bad diet consisting of pretty much all candy.

He eats healthy for once in his life and things go crazy!

He was eating Gummy Worms by the bulk everyday, so I'm fine with this learning experience.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: rugbydrummer on December 08, 2008, 11:04:58 PM
Quote from: Pardner on December 08, 2008, 08:51:36 PM
Please take all weapons away from pro athletes

Rose injured. You gotta hear how.
K.C. Johnson

Derrick Rose wore a large gauze bandage on his left forearm and a
sheepish smile on his face.

Rose missed Monday's practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a
gash suffered when he said he rolled onto a knife while eating an apple
in bed.

"It was a silly incident," Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I
laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of
water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced
my arm.

"I panicked when it first happened and called my trainer. It was
painful but I should be alright."

Athletic trainer Fred Tedeschi drove Rose to Highland Park Hospital
shortly after 8 a.m., where doctors closed the wound.

"It was a large wound, but they healed it up," Rose said. "I'm good. I
could've practiced today, but they told me to wait until tomorrow. Most
likely, I'm going to play."

Rose said he would have the stitches in his arm for 10-14 days.

"It's just an unfortunate thing, but he'll be fine," coach Vinny Del
Negro said. "He could've practiced today but more precautionary to let
him relax a little after that incident and get some rest. Thank
goodness it's not serious. It could've been a lot worse."

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/fullcourtpress/2008/12/rose-injured.html


Apples are dangerous, dangerous fruit -- what genius said that they keep doctors away???
Not to mention they are the scapegoat for the curse of original sin to all humankind . . . .

On the other hand [no pun intended], I am way jealous of the HPH doc; wish I could have sutured him up!
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: Markusquette on December 09, 2008, 07:40:50 AM
Didn't some NFL player break his arm reaching for a phone a few years back?
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: LON on December 09, 2008, 08:08:09 AM
Quote from: Jeronne_toMU09 on December 09, 2008, 07:40:50 AM
Didn't some NFL player break his arm reaching for a phone a few years back?

Didn't Brett Myers break his hand on his wife's face...
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: 🏀 on December 09, 2008, 08:18:25 AM
Quote from: LancesOtherNut on December 09, 2008, 08:08:09 AM
Didn't Brett Myers break his hand on his wife's face...

They look happy here

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/022sdymdDo9rD/610x.jpg)
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: jaybilaswho? on December 09, 2008, 08:52:43 AM
Quote from: marqptm on December 09, 2008, 08:18:25 AM
They look happy here

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/022sdymdDo9rD/610x.jpg)

but notice how she is just outside of an arms length away from him. Should be further with that bottle in his hand.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: MUfan12 on December 09, 2008, 08:55:23 AM
Boom... outta here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-Ee1hdKcc
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: reinko on December 09, 2008, 09:38:29 AM
"Can you spell retard for me?"

One of the funniest things a reporter has ever said.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: Ahoya06 on December 09, 2008, 10:03:06 AM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 08, 2008, 09:06:47 PM
Ironically, Rose is known for having a really bad diet consisting of pretty much all candy.

He eats healthy for once in his life and things go crazy!

Reminds me of Cordell Henry. He used to go into Open Pantry and buy Airheads literally by the boxload. He also spend a LOT of time at Louie D's.

That being said, my favorite non-sports related injury to an athlete had to be when Brian Leetch, star defenseman for the Rangers ICE HOCKEY team drunkenly slipped on a patch of ice while getting out of a cab, and missed the rest of the season.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: chapman on December 09, 2008, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: MU_B2002 on December 08, 2008, 09:41:35 PM
My favorites were Josh Beimel from the Dodgers, breaking a cocktail glass in his hand and missing a playoff game.

or

A DT for the Bears tripping over his dog and breaking both wrists.

And who knows what actually happened with the Clint Barmes story.  From what he said, carrying a heavy package of deer meat caused him to fall and break his collarbone.  He was having a great season that year, and didn't get good again until this year.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 09, 2008, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: MUfan12 on December 09, 2008, 08:55:23 AM
Boom... outta here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-Ee1hdKcc

My all-time favorite post-game interview!

Can't imagine this guy would beat his wife.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: MU B2002 on December 10, 2008, 01:09:27 PM
And on a related note...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3759799

Joe Sakic breaks fingers in bizarre snowblower accident.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: The Man in Gold on December 10, 2008, 04:15:38 PM
Don't forget Monta Ellis on a moped.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: muhoosier260 on December 10, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
how about sammy sosa missing games after sneezing, causing back spasms. i guess when he was off the juice he wasn't superman anymore.
my favorite is john smoltz, he burned his chest while ironing a shirt, which he was reportedly wearing at the time
Title: Re: Derrick Rose Stabs Self
Post by: rugbydrummer on December 10, 2008, 07:41:53 PM
Quote from: muhoosier260 on December 10, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
how about sammy sosa missing games after sneezing, causing back spasms. i guess when he was off the juice he wasn't superman anymore.
my favorite is john smoltz, he burned his chest while ironing a shirt, which he was reportedly wearing at the time


insert "that's when he told his wife she better do the ironing now" comment here......   ;)

But seriously, please don't use this excuse.  It's lame. 
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