NFC North Pissing Match

[Jay Bee]

Pathetic Patti, I quoted a part of one article.  The first link I clicked on.  I'm still at the office, and consider myself 'lucky' each time one of your links doesn't bring up animal porn. 

You are really reaching, which I guess makes sense on this message board since you do it every weekend.  But, why don't you tell me this:
Is the money on the Minnesota Vikings?  Yes or no?  NFC North, 2009.  Yes or no?

Go into the next room and ask mom and dad what they think.  Granted, they only pull out $1 when Power Ball is $300 million or more, but even they'd be able to set you straight.  Er, not straight that way - lost cause, but at least on the Vikings having the best odds to win. 

[Moonboots]

Pathetic Patti, I quoted a part of one article.  The first link I clicked on.  I'm still at the office, and consider myself 'lucky' each time one of your links doesn't bring up animal porn. 

You are really reaching, which I guess makes sense on this message board since you do it every weekend.  But, why don't you tell me this:
Is the money on the Minnesota Vikings?  Yes or no?  NFC North, 2009.  Yes or no?

Go into the next room and ask mom and dad what they think.  Granted, they only pull out $1 when Power Ball is $300 million or more, but even they'd be able to set you straight.  Er, not straight that way - lost cause, but at least on the Vikings having the best odds to win. 

Keep that office job.  You don't have a future in comedy.  And you still display a disturbing lack of football knowledge despite the number of posts you make in this thread.

Give me something, perhaps a position-by-position run down of the NFC North teams in relation to one another.  I'm genuinely curious as to what goes through your head.  Or just throw out another personal attack. 

[Jay Bee]

Keep that office job.  You don't have a future in comedy.  And you still display a disturbing lack of football knowledge despite the number of posts you make in this thread.

Give me something, perhaps a position-by-position run down of the NFC North teams in relation to one another.  I'm genuinely curious as to what goes through your head.  Or just throw out another personal attack. 

  My team is going to win the division, and I have an open offer to those that think otherwise to put their money where their mouth is.  I show and prove, sonny.  Watch Red Eye on Fox News Channel tonight for a taste of what goes through my head.   

  Let's talk running back - AD is the man.  Chest.T is the best 'backup.  Maybe you want to talk D-line.  Kevin and Pat.  Jared.  What more is there?  QB?  The hall of famer vs. the jagface that Denver hated, or the 'stud' that got you 6 wins?  F outta here.

[Moonboots]

 My team is going to win the division, and I have an open offer to those that think otherwise to put their money where their mouth is.  I show and prove, sonny.  Watch Red Eye on Fox News Channel tonight for a taste of what goes through my head.  

  Let's talk running back - AD is the man.  Chest.T is the best 'backup.  Maybe you want to talk D-line.  Kevin and Pat.  Jared.  What more is there?  QB?  The hall of famer vs. the jagface that Denver hated, or the 'stud' that got you 6 wins?  F outta here.

Thank you for that earth shattering analysis.  Really. I mean that.

Now, could I hear about your improved offensive line (a rookie at RT and a non-all pro at C, is it?) or that solid secondary you have?  Or that great receiving corps? 

[Jay Bee]

Thank you for that earth shattering analysis.  Really. I mean that.

Is the money on the Minnesota Vikings?  Yes or no?  NFC North, 2009.  Yes or no?
 
   Simple question.  Yes or no.  Admit who the money is on.  Then try to tell me why the money is wrong.  Or better yet, shut the trap until you show and prove, which will not happen. 

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Is the money on the Minnesota Vikings?  Yes or no?  NFC North, 2009.  Yes or no?
 
   Simple question.  Yes or no.  Admit who the money is on.  Then try to tell me why the money is wrong.  Or better yet, shut the trap until you show and prove, which will not happen. 

Are you getting mad? Wow... Jay Bee is making a run at most pathetic poster of 2009.

[Moonboots]

Is the money on the Minnesota Vikings?  Yes or no?  NFC North, 2009.  Yes or no?
 
   Simple question.  Yes or no.  Admit who the money is on.  Then try to tell me why the money is wrong.  Or better yet, shut the trap until you show and prove, which will not happen. 

What does the money matter?  You clearly have no concept of what +140, +160, and +200 entail in terms of favorites and consensus picks.  None at all.  Zilch. Zero. Zip.  This is the closest division to an even line in the entire NFL.  If you want to understand consensus favorite, see the oddsmakers' opinions on San Diego and New England.  And even so, if the money were always right, there would be no reason to play the game.  It's okay to ask questions.  We can help you. It's not necessary that you embarrass yourself.

I've already laid out a number of reasons why the Vikings have taken steps back this year, and at the same time why the Packers are poised to springboard forward.  But no, the Vikings won the division last year, so clearly it's inevitable that they'll win it again this year.

I could see where your swagger comes from, though.  You guys completely dominated the Packers in head to head match ups last year.  Oh wait...

[Moonboots]

Are you getting mad? Wow... Jay Bee is making a run at most pathetic poster of 2009.

He's actually the consensus pick.

[Jay Bee]

Are you getting mad? Wow... Jay Bee is making a run at most pathetic poster of 2009.

  No, I'm repeating the question for one of the many girls that is scared to answer it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0nnW-VMc

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  No, I'm repeating the question for one of the many girls that is scared to answer it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0nnW-VMc

Jay, why has the questioned changed from 'Who is the consensus pick?' to 'Who is the money on?'?

At least admit that this division is not a lock for the Vikings and you might sound a lot more knowledgeable.

[wadesworld]

VaJay-Jay, did you really ask if another poster is really young?  Please look at your own posts.  You look like a 3 year old.  I'm wondering who in the world would hire you.  Not to mention, my parents are doing very well for themselves, so they'd pull out a bit more than $1, and quite a bit more than you would pull out.

You seem to have some sort of obsession for guys liking other guys, and errotic porn.  Nobody other than you really mentions it on here.  Kind of makes me wonder...

[Jay Bee]

What does the money matter?  

  In other words, you'd rather not admit, "It's the Minnesota Vikings, sir".  I understand.  I was once 3 years old.  

  D-Hester - a freakshow.  Yeah, the crab-boy and world's smallest bodybuilder are cute, but like them Hester just isn't very good in the real world aka receiving.  If Percy Harvin turns out to be different, JEA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S602W_gmki0

[Moonboots]

 In other words, you'd rather not admit, "It's the Minnesota Vikings, sir".  I understand.  I was once 3 years old.  

  D-Hester - a freakshow.  Yeah, the crab-boy and world's smallest bodybuilder are cute, but like them Hester just isn't very good in the real world aka receiving.  If Percy Harvin turns out to be different, JEA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S602W_gmki0

Congratulations. You're the marginal favorite to win the NFC North.  Your team, and two others.  I hope you feel special.  But WHEN this team crumbles, I hope you don't disappear, because I'm going to enjoy every minute of watching you have to pick up the pieces.

[Jay Bee]

Jay, why has the questioned changed from 'Who is the consensus pick?' to 'Who is the money on?'?

At least admit that this division is not a lock for the Vikings and you might sound a lot more knowledgeable.

  When has the questioned changed, my fruity friend?  I have told people who the consensus pick is.  Some small minds get caught up in a word subject to different definition - so I am asking a verifiable 'jawn', as they say - the money is on the Vikings.  It's simple.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZmHG5lzkBQ

[IAmMarquette]

 When has the questioned changed, my fruity friend?  I have told people who the consensus pick is.  Some small minds get caught up in a word subject to different definition - so I am asking a verifiable 'jawn', as they say - the money is on the Vikings.  It's simple.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZmHG5lzkBQ

Are the Fox News clips supposed to tell us something in particular, or just that you're a racist homophobe?

/bordering on political discussion



Back to the topic at hand, your claim has changed: First it was the "consensus" Vikings (I'm convinced that word just happened to come up on your word-a-day calendar and you're not quite sure how to properly use it) and now you want to know who the money is on. Two completely different things. But facts have never gotten in your way, have they?

[GGGG]

  Let's talk running back - AD is the man. 

Would it be too much to ask that you at least get his initials right?   

[GOMU1104]

Would it be too much to ask that you at least get his initials right?   

In his defense, Peterson's nickname is AD...stands for "All Day," going back to college.

[GGGG]

In his defense, Peterson's nickname is AD...stands for "All Day," going back to college.

Ahh...my bad.

[NavinRJohnson]

it's possible Chicago and Green Bay are on Minnesota's level, and we've got a new power division in the NFL."

Don't believe that...I remember hearing similar thoughts about the NL Central this year that turned into an absolute suckfest. Should not have been difficult to see coming.

These teams are all decent...nothing more. They will benefit from playing eachother as well. I'd say its a toss up between the Vikings and Packers, with the Bears just a hair below. As I've already said, injuries (or lack thereof), and a lucky bounce or two will probably determine who comes out on top.

If I had to pick one team that I think has the best potential to get to 11-12 wins when looking at talent, depth, coaching, and schedule...the Packers would probably be the team I'd choose. That said, I would probably not predict 11-12 wins for any of them.

[Brewtown Andy]

He's actually the consensus pick.

Bravo, sir.

[NavinRJohnson]

Are the Fox News clips supposed to tell us something in particular, or just that you're a racist homophobe?

Right, because everyone know that anyone who watches Fox News is a racist homophobe. Well...those oh so  tolerant liberals know that anyway.

[MU B2002]

C'mon fellas...

Let's focus on the task at hand.  Football, and the 8 days we must wait for the season to start!

[Canned Goods n Ammo]

Few things:

#1 Jay Bee can certainly be annoying and isn't a level headed fan. I appreciate his passion for his team, but I think he's a little blind.

However, if his defense:

#2 There are definitely more Packer/Bear fans around here, so a Viking fan is going to stand out more, which is 1 of the reasons he's getting piled on by several people.

#3 (most importantly) Jay Bee has openly stated that he'll bet anybody that the Vikes will win the division. If you other guys think the Vikes are so bad, then challenge him and take the bet.

I think he's had a couple of takers... but there sure seems to be a lot of pissing and moaning about Jay Bee without a lot of people willing to actually challenge him.

[MU B2002]

I believe most of the people doing the "pissing and moaning" are the people that have taken the bet, but I could be wrong.  And I really don't think anoyone is saying the Vikes are bad.

[Canned Goods n Ammo]

I believe most of the people doing the "pissing and moaning" are the people that have taken the bet, but I could be wrong.  And I really don't think anoyone is saying the Vikes are bad.

Ah ha. Ok, well, I guess if the arguing is between people who made the bet, then piss-on my friends!

I know people aren't saying the Vikes are that bad... but then really what are they blasting JB for?

Most people are saying the division is up for grabs. JB is saying the Vikes are better than everybody else. Is there really that big of a difference? It's not like he's a Lions fan claiming they'll win the division. He's picking one of the 3 toss up teams and saying they are going to win. I don't think it's that bold of a statement.