Whats Wojo's plan?

[Dawson Rental]

I'm figurin' our team will be known for slappin' the monkey.

That'll keep 'em off the front page of the Chicago Tribune.

[keefe]

punch the clown
flog the bishop
slap the dolphin
give the one-eyed albino rhino a ride

then there's the variety:

use your off hand
the stranger.
the mechanic at my first job when I was 16 told me that he would turn his hand inward to simulate his wife's mouth cuz she didn't do that any more.

Dating Miss Michigan
Staff Meeting
Pulling the Goalie
Ironing Out the Wrinkles
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Hand to Gland Combat
Dishonorable Discharge
Holding a Sausage Hostage

[swoopem]

I highly doubt, no, Duke did not start that.  Period.  It's like saying Duke invented the high five.

Give me a break.

I've liked everything I've heard from Wojo up until that stupid comment in Mike Hunt's interview today.  

Everyone knows Dusty Baker invented the high five

[Dawson Rental]

Dating Miss Michigan
Staff Meeting
Pulling the Goalie
Ironing Out the Wrinkles
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Hand to Gland Combat
Dishonorable Discharge
Holding a Sausage Hostage

Yeah, yeah, but can you Haiku it?

[keefe]

Yeah, yeah, but can you Haiku it?

the devil's handshake
making the bald man throw up
jack meoff is back