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Title: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 20, 2012, 02:58:21 PM
Suzy "Party" Favor Hamilton.   :o

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/suzy-favor-hamilton-136952 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/suzy-favor-hamilton-136952)

Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: nyg on December 20, 2012, 03:44:41 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/three-time-us-olympian-decided-to-up-and-become-a-600-hour-escort/

Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 20, 2012, 04:25:34 PM
Waiting for JayBee's review of her curves.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 20, 2012, 07:46:29 PM
I didn't think she was worth the money.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Blackhat on December 20, 2012, 08:01:52 PM
You gotta have something not right in your mind to be a long distance runner.

Pretty sure she's got mental illness, I'd be afraid in bed with her....waiting for a dead rabbit in my crock pot.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: augoman on December 20, 2012, 09:02:27 PM
after seeing her holding up the window I guess I'd risk the rabbit in the crock pot. 
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Dougpolk on December 21, 2012, 01:22:41 AM
After her mental illness, Don't be in bed with her, because its quite risky. Is the Rabbit in the croak pot?
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Goose on December 21, 2012, 08:50:50 AM
4ever

Judging by her profile she might have been worth the $600. Looks like she had a creative side.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 21, 2012, 09:27:42 AM
A gentleman never tells.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Goose on December 21, 2012, 09:33:27 AM
Agreed 4ever..just enjoyed reading your "interests". Seems like van open minded gal....a true champion, gold or not!!!
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Da 'Lanche on December 21, 2012, 12:43:38 PM
Just another example of a UW-Madison grad doing the dirty work for an MU grad....at least that is what I thought when we shared a window in Vegas ;D
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Jay Bee on December 21, 2012, 01:16:05 PM
Waiting for JayBee's review of her curves.

I don't see ANY curves. I think hobbyists for whom she provided were mostly bi-curious gents.

Her husband tried to get her to stop? Geez.

I could tell she was a sex worker by the beads she wears.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/suzyfavorinsidereplace.jpg)
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 21, 2012, 01:29:11 PM
What's your take on Cassadee Pope? Next Carrie, or Kate?
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Goose on December 21, 2012, 01:57:35 PM
JayBee

Correct on the curves. I still give her credit for creativity based off her profile.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Benny B on December 21, 2012, 02:08:06 PM
I think hobbyists for whom she provided were mostly bi-curious gents.

She's probably thinking to herself "What was I doing in Vegas?  I could have made millions on the UW campus."
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Tugg Speedman on December 21, 2012, 02:20:37 PM
The website says that "extras" were available for $300 more.

Not sure what those are but I'll guess it includes what everyone here secretly wants to do to Badger fans.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Groin_pull on December 21, 2012, 02:26:26 PM
Not to be nasty, but $600 for that???? I would expect a lot more for that kind of money.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Tugg Speedman on December 21, 2012, 04:30:34 PM
You sure about this?

http://hhttp://bumpshack.com/2012/12/20/suzy-favor-hamilton-busted-as-high-end-vegas-hooker-photos/
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Groin_pull on December 21, 2012, 04:40:20 PM
You sure about this?

http://hhttp://bumpshack.com/2012/12/20/suzy-favor-hamilton-busted-as-high-end-vegas-hooker-photos/

That's clearly her best side. But yes, I'm sure about that. Her face is showing a lot of miles, and she's flat as a board. So yes, I'll spend my $600 on someone else.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Tugg Speedman on December 21, 2012, 04:51:14 PM
Her face is showing a lot of miles

Are you saying she have declined the $300 for "extras" and spit more often?
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Jay Bee on December 21, 2012, 04:58:00 PM
What's your take on Cassadee Pope? Next Carrie, or Kate?

Didn't know who that was, but just did some searching. She's very pretty. I like her. Nothing spectacular, but an attractive young lady and not a disgusting bow wow like CU.

Plus, Cassadee is a home town girl. Speaking of music down there, I was at PGA National last weekend for a charity event and they had the West Palm Beach School of Rock Kids performing all night - excellent. One young lady, who was maybe* 16 was absolutely sensational. Great pipes (voice, you sickos).

Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Blackhat on December 21, 2012, 05:13:45 PM
I don't see ANY curves.


Lets be somewhat fair here.    If this shot doesn't get your little buddy flowing at least a little, you need a refund from your viagra dealer.   

(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2012/12/Screen-shot-2012-12-20-at-12.11.50-PM.png)
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: tower912 on December 21, 2012, 05:37:56 PM
Did she give Bielema a home town discount?
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: MDMU04 on December 21, 2012, 07:12:50 PM

Lets be somewhat fair here.    If this shot doesn't get your little buddy flowing at least a little, you need a refund from your viagra dealer.   

(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2012/12/Screen-shot-2012-12-20-at-12.11.50-PM.png)

+ 1

Gold medal winner if you ask me.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 22, 2012, 07:15:52 AM
Did she give Bielema a home town discount?

Bielema liked em more in the 18-22 y/o range.  Other than that, he wasn't too picky.
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: Tugg Speedman on December 22, 2012, 03:54:09 PM
I'm think we should have a poll question ... "Would you pay $600 to bone Suzy?"

Bonus question ... "Would you pay the extra $300 to show her what you really think of Badger fans?"

What do you think the results would be?
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: RushmoreAcademy on December 23, 2012, 02:48:01 PM
Mark Hamilton did not approve and tried to get her to stop.... pretty understanding guy......
Title: Re: For $600/hour, you too could have boned...
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 23, 2012, 02:50:07 PM
Did you expect him cheer her on and shout, "go for it." Then again, the tax free bread probably was nice, while it lasted.