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beautyschooldropout

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Crean's Hair
« on: February 26, 2013, 08:22:38 PM »
Is anyone else as disturbed by Crean's hair as I am?  It is the fact that he's gone crazy with a bottle of Just for Men, or is it that he's a little stubby mustache away from a spot on Hitler Halloween costume?  :-\
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 09:15:30 PM »
Looks like his vagina has moved to the top of his dome.
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 09:56:08 PM »
otherwise known as a kittenhead?
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keefe

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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 11:06:09 PM »
Quote from: beautyschooldropout on February 26, 2013, 08:22:38 PM
Is anyone else as disturbed by Crean's hair as I am?  It is the fact that he's gone crazy with a bottle of Just for Men, or is it that he's a little stubby mustache away from a spot on Hitler Halloween costume?  :-\

beautyschooldropout??
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 08:11:58 AM »
He is as vain a person as there has ever been.

« Last Edit: February 27, 2013, 08:26:59 AM by NavinRJohnson »
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 08:25:27 AM »
I am sure what happened was that back in 1980 some girl complimented him on his hair, and he decided to stick with that look.

Unfortunately, the feathered blowback gets harder to maintain as male pattern baldness encroaches, hence his current coif.
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 10:19:24 AM »
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 26, 2013, 09:15:30 PM
Looks like his vagina has moved to the top of his dome.
D*mn it.  I spit coffee all over my computer screen.  Submitted for most humorous post of the year.
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2013, 01:53:30 AM »
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2013, 08:58:49 AM »
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 26, 2013, 09:15:30 PM
Looks like his vagina has moved to the top of his dome.

2nd for best comment. 
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Re: Crean's Hair
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2013, 04:15:17 PM »
Quote from: warriorchick on February 27, 2013, 08:25:27 AM
I am sure what happened was that back in 1980 some girl complimented him on his hair, and he decided to stick with that look.

Unfortunately, the feathered blowback gets harder to maintain as male pattern baldness encroaches, hence his current coif.

Feathered Doper Split
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