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Title: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: Herman Cain on July 30, 2023, 02:00:03 PM
Living out his dream

https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: MuggsyB on July 30, 2023, 02:28:19 PM
Living out his dream

https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/

Uhh....wtf? 
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Jockey on July 30, 2023, 02:32:29 PM
$14,000 goes a long way in therapy.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: 4everwarriors on July 30, 2023, 02:59:13 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Dickthedribbler on July 30, 2023, 03:45:37 PM
From the article:

"I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I'm weird, " he said in .........

NAW, no way dude.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Plaque Lives Matter! on July 30, 2023, 04:00:57 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: MuggsyB on July 30, 2023, 04:02:18 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

How do you know?  Maybe he's been multiple genders and animals? 
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Jockey on July 30, 2023, 04:23:05 PM
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

Who’s ahead in the contest? 4ever or JB?
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Skatastrophy on July 30, 2023, 04:38:55 PM
At least that collie gets outside to touch/pee on grass, unlike some of you basement dwellers.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: tower912 on July 30, 2023, 05:35:29 PM
I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Plaque Lives Matter! on July 30, 2023, 05:43:07 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

Vote
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:46:45 PM
I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.

And accidentally won the republican nomination for your congressional seat
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: MuggsyB on July 30, 2023, 06:22:44 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

There's nothing you can say with this one. 
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Skatastrophy on July 30, 2023, 06:33:14 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.

Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 06:40:51 PM
"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.

Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"

Idk slippery slope
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: tower912 on July 30, 2023, 08:18:51 PM
Cheesehead congressman turns into a raging lunatic.   Do you need a litter box for that?
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: StillAWarrior on July 30, 2023, 09:49:54 PM
I know it’s kind of beside the point when we’re looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: MuggsyB on July 30, 2023, 11:23:47 PM
I know it’s kind of beside the point when we’re looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.

LOL!  You're exactly right!  I was so disturbed that I completely missed this obvious error in the title of the thread. 
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: Herman Cain on August 13, 2023, 09:02:13 PM
Family accepting of his initiative https://nypost.com/2023/08/12/man-who-spent-14k-on-collie-suit-doesnt-want-to-be-a-dog/
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: dgies9156 on August 14, 2023, 01:53:53 PM
Well, he self-identified.

Where are we going next?
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: NCMUFan on August 14, 2023, 05:22:07 PM
Bow Wow, Aarf Aarf, Grrrr, Woof Woof.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: rocket surgeon on August 14, 2023, 08:13:52 PM
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

  i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: Dickthedribbler on August 14, 2023, 09:04:57 PM
I would have opted to be a yellow lab. But that's just me.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Plaque Lives Matter! on August 14, 2023, 10:48:20 PM
  i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink

Serious question. What sort of feelings or trauma are you repressing to where you have regressed to the mental posting acuity of an edge lord 4th grader?
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on August 15, 2023, 08:02:51 PM
Serious question. What sort of feelings or trauma are you repressing to where you have regressed to the mental posting acuity of an edge lord 4th grader?

Who da fuq is dis guy?  ^^^^^
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: rocket surgeon on August 15, 2023, 08:11:28 PM
Who da fuq is dis guy?  ^^^^^

  he seemed to struggle getting his thoughts together...i think he meant posting with the mental acuity of...edge lord?? 4th grader?  is that kinda like a lying dog faced horse pony?  edge lord sounds like something outta the movie "on golden blond" or "dr do mealittle"
       well that's what some of my friends have told me anyway

  no post is complete without the ole, makes me embarrassed to admit i went to the same school thingy
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: wadesworld on August 15, 2023, 08:51:02 PM
  no post is complete without the ole, makes me embarrassed to admit i went to the same school thingy

You finally know what it feels like for the rest of Scoop anytime you post.
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
Post by: Plaque Lives Matter! on August 15, 2023, 11:58:11 PM
  he seemed to struggle getting his thoughts together...i think he meant posting with the mental acuity of...edge lord?? 4th grader?  is that kinda like a lying dog faced horse pony?  edge lord sounds like something outta the movie "on golden blond" or "dr do mealittle"
       well that's what some of my friends have told me anyway

  no post is complete without the ole, makes me embarrassed to admit i went to the same school thingy

The ole nitrous hose is leaking again huh
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: BrewCity83 on August 16, 2023, 12:08:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYRvHNg1wSg
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: Herman Cain on August 26, 2023, 07:46:27 PM
AKC Judges gives The Collie the thumbs down

https://nypost.com/2023/08/05/man-who-spent-14k-to-be-a-collie-is-no-show-dog-akc-judges/amp/
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: Herman Cain on March 09, 2024, 08:24:23 PM
https://nypost.com/2024/03/05/lifestyle/toco-the-human-collie-still-struggling-with-agility-training/amp/
Title: Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
Post by: Plaque Lives Matter! on March 09, 2024, 09:31:15 PM
This was fun to revisit. Thank you Herman