Author Topic: Keefe & Goose (Read 31989 times)

NersEllenson · « **Reply #50 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:17:33 PM »

Quote from: keefe on March 25, 2014, 01:24:56 PM

can you remember
how land feels beneath your feet
a smart decision

Hmm...brilliant teaser/double entendre and Haiku all wrapped into one Keefe...question is...does land feel better beneath your feet, than does flying...given your aviator status? Some suggest its good to have one's feet on the ground....others....prefer to dream to fly...or do fly...

keefe · « **Reply #51 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:20:32 PM »

Quote from: Ners on March 25, 2014, 02:17:33 PM

Hmm...brilliant teaser/double entendre and Haiku all wrapped into one Keefe...question is...does land feel better beneath your feet, than does flying...given your aviator status? Some suggest its good to have one's feet on the ground....others....prefer to dream to fly...or do fly...

If entirely up to me I prefer to feel terra firma but getting airborne is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Either way I am happy. I prefer not to hear my radar Warble though. No thank you.

NersEllenson · « **Reply #52 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:27:53 PM »

Quote from: keefe on March 25, 2014, 02:20:32 PM

If entirely up to me I prefer to feel terra firma but getting airborne is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Either way I am happy. I prefer not to hear my radar Warble though. No thank you.

Well done again!

Ari Gold · « **Reply #53 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:42:17 PM »

its like I'm living in some crapty dan brown novel with this cryptic stuff

reinko · « **Reply #54 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:43:40 PM »

Quote from: Ners on March 25, 2014, 02:17:33 PM

Hmm...brilliant teaser/double entendre and Haiku all wrapped into one Keefe...question is...does land feel better beneath your feet, than does flying...given your aviator status? Some suggest its good to have one's feet on the ground....others....prefer to dream to fly...or do fly...

Again, you ruined it.

GOO · « **Reply #55 on:** March 25, 2014, 02:45:57 PM »

He didn't ruin it for us dumb guys!

denverMU · « **Reply #56 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:10:01 PM »

Quote from: MUStudent on March 25, 2014, 01:59:17 PM

It was a coach from a "big time program." Howland certainly wouldn't fit that category.

Still coaching in the Sweet Sixteen

keefe · « **Reply #57 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:11:04 PM »

Quote from: denverMU on March 25, 2014, 03:10:01 PM

Still coaching in the Sweet Sixteen

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

Galway Eagle · « **Reply #58 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:11:39 PM »

Quote from: keefe on March 25, 2014, 03:11:04 PM

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

Billy Donovan!

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #59 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:12:24 PM »

The name of this thread sounds like a law firm.

PuertoRicanNightmare · « **Reply #60 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:15:05 PM »

Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 25, 2014, 03:12:24 PM

The name of this thread sounds like a law firm.

More like a strip club

Goose · « **Reply #61 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:16:32 PM »

PRN

+1

GoldenWarrior11 · « **Reply #62 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:19:02 PM »

List of coaches in Sweet 16:

Billy Donovan
Steve Alford
Archie Miller
Johnny Dawkins
Tony Bennett
Tom Izzo
Fred Hoiberg
Kevin Ollie
Sean Miller
Steve Fischer
Scott Drew
Bo Ryan
John Calipari
Rick Pitino
Cuonzo Martin
John Beilen

I bolded my theories.

dinger · « **Reply #63 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:19:43 PM »

Quote from: keefe on March 25, 2014, 03:11:04 PM

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

I tried to figure it out but I Drew a blank...

The Process · « **Reply #64 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:21:15 PM »

Quote from: dinger on March 25, 2014, 03:19:43 PM

I tried to figure it out but I Drew a blank...

Nice, Dirty!

NickelDimer · « **Reply #65 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:21:36 PM »

Quote from: denverMU on March 25, 2014, 03:10:01 PM

Still coaching in the Sweet Sixteen

Bennett

GoldenWarrior11 · « **Reply #66 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:24:14 PM »

Drew would also be intriguing. From the Midwest, big basketball family, went to Butler, and is winning at Baylor of all places (football first school).

NersEllenson · « **Reply #67 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:25:22 PM »

Quote from: reinko on March 25, 2014, 02:43:40 PM

Again, you ruined it.

Hmm...what exactly did I ruin?

Eldon · « **Reply #68 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:49:22 PM »

Keefe, Goose, & Shaw

Keefe: Were you or your loved ones recently hurt in a hit and run by a used car salesman?
Goose: Have you experienced dimensia and bewilderment as a result of a televangelist father figure?

[Shaw walks in the office reading a binder. Looks up]

Shaw: Have you suffered nausea, vomitting, and stomach pain at the hands of a phony barbecue cook?

[camera turns slowly toward former Packer Darius Holland and former Buck Shawn Respert]

Holland: Have you, your family, or your conference mates been the victim of libel by a rotund charlatan?
Respert: That's right, Darius. Don't let a thin-skinned bald man pull the hokie-doke on you--call Keefe, Goose, & Shaw at 455-8000, that's 455-8000 [Goose sternly points at the camera]. Let them guide you through your rough times.

[camera zooms out from a bird's eye view as lawyers and athletes stare up at it, Goose still pointing sternly at it]

Real Chilly Podcast · « **Reply #69 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Eldon on March 25, 2014, 03:49:22 PM

Keefe, Goose, & Shaw

Keefe: Were you or your loved ones recently hurt in a hit and run by a used car salesman?
Goose: Have you experienced dimensia and bewilderment as a result of a televangelist father figure?

[Shaw walks in the office reading a binder. Looks up]

Shaw: Have you suffered nausea, vomitting, and stomach pain at the hands of a phony barbecue cook?

[camera turns slowly toward former Packer Darius Holland and former Buck Shawn Respert]

Holland: Have you, your family, or your conference mates been the victim of libel by a rotund charlatan?
Respert: That's right, Darius. Don't let a thin-skinned bald man pull the hokie-doke on you--call Keefe, Goose, & Shaw at 455-8000, that's 455-8000 [Goose sternly points at the camera]. Let them guide you through your rough times.

[camera zooms out from a bird's eye view as lawyers and athletes stare up at it, Goose still pointing sternly at it]

this post would be funnier if I weren't balls deep in a Vaginal Mesh civil suit

MU82 · « **Reply #70 on:** March 25, 2014, 03:53:55 PM »

Quote from: keefe on March 25, 2014, 01:06:15 PM

Please pass the mustard, asked Sara.
And what, no horseradish with that corned beef?
Too spicy, she replied.
Is it always that way?
Ernie Banks jerseys should not be worn.
Could we all just relax?
Everything will be fine.

Put it where you would like to put it.
Are you sure about that?
Unless it would be too painful
Let me try then

Is everything so cryptic?
Sal Mineo was overrated...

Did James Dean ever win an Oscar?
Even Paul Newman was snubbed
Alright, already
Did we hear the news?

Would you like some more corned beef?
Even if it gives me gas?
Doesn't everything give you gas!
No, she stammered...
Everyone is anxious
Sy's Deli did an excellent Reuben
Did they really close?
Abe Foreman is not a Marquette grad.
Yet, what could have been...

Ash Wednesday was two weeks ago
Is it just me?
Maybe I am worrying too much

He needs one more meeting I am told
Is that the last hurdle?
Guess so
How would you handle a life decision?

Ask me anything
Let me feel your forehead
Lent is a time of remembrance

It should be at least
Smart money says so

Get on the bus, Gus
Oscar Madison was too contrived
Orson Welles was from Kenosha
Did he gain weight in Hollywood?