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But this week my mom texted a video of a Manatee cow and 2 calves vegging around the dock on her morning walk and I freaked out. Ive been going to Florida 1-2 a year my entire life and only saw a wild manatee from a distance once. Ive had bad luck I suppose/Naples wasn't a manatee haven. Such cool unique creatures. I'm about to canvas their neighborhood about sightings to get info and set up a post to make sure I get some interaction next time I'm down there
Draining the swamp is a huge mistake.
They are quite tasty roo. 👍
It depends on where you prop them. Head shot, no brine. Gut shot, definitely brine.
It’s funny, when you aim for them, they usually scoot out of the way. If you pretend to be looking the other way, your odds go up.
You are assuming, of course, that manatees have the gift of reason and human emotions. This personification of a charming but otherwise dumb, by human standards, animal is not supported by any scientific literature.That said, Manatees are awfully fatty and high iin cholesterol. Few people would want to eat them.
Marine mammals are highly intelligent and have complex emotional structures.
I agree with you. They are sneaky smart. If you aim for them, they make eye contact with you to distract you. Very clever that way.
Why would you attack them? They're herbivores. They just submerge themselves and relax in the water while pondering the mystery of life. They are 100% innocent and are simply a bit heavy and unusual looking. I'm shocked you would make jokes and mock their existence. If they wanted to they could flatten kayakers but they hold no ill will towards respectful humans. I think you should apologize.
In Nassau today. I'm not saying that they are glad to have the tourists back (especially on a "cold" day) but Glow and I got a standing ovation from the bartenders and servers when we walked into the beach bar we are currently drinking at.
Brother Mugs, No such thing as manatee genocide. In fact, the Florida manatee is better protected than most people are, given the state’s gun culture and Stand Your Ground law.
Nice! I thank you for the Bushwacker recommendation in the Keys. That's a tremendous cocktail.
Hey now.
Be careful. I have heard most of those manatees are packing.
Yep. I didn't recommend the Bushwacker. I recommended the Bud & Mary's fishing excursion.And Lorelei's.